Story numbah 3!
I ate a crap-load of corn one time. (About a few years ago.) When it was bedtime, I started sneezing alot. Then suddenly, corn started shooting out my nostrils like cannon balls. They came out in gooey strings.
I went to the bathroom to wipe off the boogers. I started sneezing some more when I went back in my room. More snot came out and spread like a monster was coming out my nose. I sneezed so much I got a nosebleed. Bloody boogers started to form like larvas. It was a war of the snot and blood. It was extremely funny, but as more boogers came out I then started to feel like my nose was a gun shooting the boogers out. I held it back while I searched for what was causing me to sneeze. I had trouble, because the smell smelled like manure pasted on my nose.
It was cat shit.
I wiped up what I could after I saw it.
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I ate a crap-load of corn one time. (About a few years ago.) When it was bedtime, I started sneezing alot. Then suddenly, corn started shooting out my nostrils like cannon balls. They came out in gooey strings.
I went to the bathroom to wipe off the boogers. I started sneezing some more when I went back in my room. More snot came out and spread like a monster was coming out my nose. I sneezed so much I got a nosebleed. Bloody boogers started to form like larvas. It was a war of the snot and blood. It was extremely funny, but as more boogers came out I then started to feel like my nose was a gun shooting the boogers out. I held it back while I searched for what was causing me to sneeze. I had trouble, because the smell smelled like manure pasted on my nose.
It was cat shit.
I wiped up what I could after I saw it.
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