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The Corn

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Story numbah 3!



I ate a crap-load of corn one time. (About a few years ago.) When it was bedtime, I started sneezing alot. Then suddenly, corn started shooting out my nostrils like cannon balls. They came out in gooey strings.

I went to the bathroom to wipe off the boogers. I started sneezing some more when I went back in my room. More snot came out and spread like a monster was coming out my nose. I sneezed so much I got a nosebleed. Bloody boogers started to form like larvas. It was a war of the snot and blood. It was extremely funny, but as more boogers came out I then started to feel like my nose was a gun shooting the boogers out. I held it back while I searched for what was causing me to sneeze. I had trouble, because the smell smelled like manure pasted on my nose.

It was cat shit.

I wiped up what I could after I saw it.




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ok, that was HILARIOUS. funny thing is, its true too. (its true isnt it?)
wow that was interesting...........
That was gross.... ew... yuck....
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True or not, zacheatscrackers writes some "interesing" stories...
Your stories become more disturbing each time you make a thread like this. >_>


Ew.
Omg keep all these stupid Weird stories in one thread. And how do you sneeze corn 0_o ?
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these thread are stupid and gross. Your comedy is really childish and not funny at all. At least to me.
Originally posted by Aiyo
these thread are stupid and gross. Your comedy is really childish and not funny at all. At least to me.

And to me, this is the stuff this forum encourages, flaming my hatred of the World of Insanity even more.
thats funny kind of reminds me of the time when i drank coke and sneezed and it came out of my nose. haha
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@Zachs If you must, put all your stupid stories in one thread
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I think I'm going to vomit...
that is FREAKY!!!
where do you get this stuff?
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Originally posted by DarthRiko
Originally posted by Aiyo
these thread are stupid and gross. Your comedy is really childish and not funny at all. At least to me.

And to me, this is the stuff this forum encourages, flaming my hatred of the World of Insanity even more.

I'm not spamming, I'm writing stories becuase I wanna be a writer and drawer when I get older. For those of you who like my stories, I'll just make a topic with all my stories in there, so you won't complain anymore.

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I read some Jack Gantous books and watch some shows.
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