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Stupid Jokes

Okay, as the title explains, just post stupid jokes you've heard. Here's mine:

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Good fucking bye.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE HURF DURF
fuck yeah meowingtons
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Isn't this a little like the Pick Up lines thread?

Anyway:
A man walked into a bar.

It hurt.
The little bunny goes on the edge of the forest, then he falls down...
Originally posted by Count Bleck
Isn't this a little like the Pick Up lines thread?

Do you even know what pick up lines are?
Good fucking bye.
So there's a guy sitting at a bar in the 47th floor of the North Tower in the WTC. He is so blind stinking drunk he can barely stay on his bar stool. Some other guy comes in and sits down next to this drunk guy. He drinks a couple of rounds, and the drunk guy says, "Hey, yo-you realizhe that thish beer can... can make you f-f-fly right?" The sober guy says, "Ha, I doubt it! Prove it!" So the drunk guy goes over to the window, jumps out, and flies around the building. He returns, crashing through the window, taking out a few innocent bystanders, stands up and says. "Shee? I told you, thish shit makesh you fly!" The sober guy looks out the window and says. "Holy cow, I gotta try this!" So he jumps out the window and plummets 47 floors to his death. The drunk guy goes back to the bar and orders another beer. As the bartender is serving him, he says, "God damn it, Superman! You sure are an asshole when you're drunk..."
Originally posted by Knightkip
So there's a guy sitting at a bar in the 47th floor of the North Tower in the WTC. He is so blind stinking drunk he can barely stay on his bar stool. Some other guy comes in and sits down next to this drunk guy. He drinks a couple of rounds, and the drunk guy says, "Hey, yo-you realizhe that thish beer can... can make you f-f-fly right?" The sober guy says, "Ha, I doubt it! Prove it!" So the drunk guy goes over to the window, jumps out, and flies around the building. He returns, crashing through the window, taking out a few innocent bystanders, stands up and says. "Shee? I told you, thish shit makesh you fly!" The sober guy looks out the window and says. "Holy cow, I gotta try this!" So he jumps out the window and plummets 47 floors to his death. The drunk guy goes back to the bar and orders another beer. As the bartender is serving him, he says, "God damn it, Superman! You sure are an asshole when you're drunk..."

Superman drunk goblins drunk thing that drunk when flying? Pie? Lol.
Good fucking bye.
When Luigi is blue what do you call him?

BLUIGI!!

Made that one up when I saw Luigis blue overalls in smash bros.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Weegee.

I hate you *close door*.
It's not cold outside...

It's just a giant fan making it cold...
How did rap music get its name? The 'c' at the beginning fell off at the printers.

How did Dogbert get his name? Originally, it was Dildog, but Scott Adams changed it to Dogbert in case the g at the end was accidentally not printed.
Your layout has been removed.
What do you get when you cross Quagmire and Al Capone? A gangbanger
Originally posted by Simple Bag
What do you get when you cross Quagmire and Al Capone? A gangbanger

LOL, nice effects ;)
Sigh... I can't believe I'm typing this from Science, but...

How do the cells in your body communicate with one another?

They use a cellphone.
Knock knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

(Closes door)

Yes, I made that one up. XD
Good fucking bye.
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

DON'T CRY, IT'S JUST A GOD DAMN JOKE

Originally posted by Blunt Metroid
Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

DON'T CRY, IT'S JUST A GOD DAMN JOKE



That's seriously first grade right there....

Anyway, here's a line I made up: "I swear, it wasn't murder! Just assisted suicide...."
That's no (insert) that's my WIFE!

^ Put that at the end of ANYTHING, and it would be a stupid joke.
The teeny tiny black hole sucked everything in the Earth, then it sucked itself...
Originally posted by TNR
That's no (insert) that's my WIFE!

^ Put that at the end of ANYTHING, and it would be a stupid joke.

{insert remark here} in my pants.

I play SMW in my pants.
I hugged a girl in my pants.
Blue is my favourite colour in my pants.
I like a girl in my pants.

Anyway, here's a new one:

Knock knock?
Who's There
Ipe
Ipe who?

If you don't get it then say the last line until it gets through your head.