*THE FOLLOWING IS A VIDEO PRESENTATION OF THE SMW2+3 BOARD MEETING, WHICH TOOK PLACE ON 5/7/09*

-GOLDEN YOSHI-
AHEM! Can everyone please have a seat so we may start promptly? Thank you.
-MYSTERY WIZARD-
Make this snappy, Goldy. I'd rather not waste my valuable time in the presence of you blissfully moronic drones.
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
You are like a broken record. Tell me, what better things do you have to do?
-MYSTERY WIZARD-
...
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Didn't think so. Okay! Welcome everyone. As you know, I called you here today to conduct a board meeting on the status of SMW2+3: The Essence Star. We all need to be on the same page to push this project toward completion. I expect the cooperation of all of you- well, most of you.
-MYSTERY WIZARD-
Subtle.
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Professor Frankly, what's the status on the hack's storyline?
...
PROFESSOR FRANKLY!
-PROFESSOR FRANKLY-
HUH?! Francine, I didn't leave the toilet seat up- oh... hello there Silver Birdo.
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Ugh. I reiterate, what's the storyline status?
-PROFESSOR FRANKLY-
100% complete. That was the first matter of business before starting the actual hack. Professor Frankly is no slacker!
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Of course. Mario, what about you? How's the ASM coming along?
-MARIO-
Okey dokey.



[VIDEO- Fawful's Furious Fortunes- Revamped]
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Marvelous. Princess Peach, how much progress have we made on levels?
-PEACH-
Quite a substantial amount since the demo release. Take a look at the latest levels:
[VIDEO- Oasis Retreat]










-GOLDEN YOSHI-
That is impressive. Lady Bow, got any new races to show off?
-LADY BOW-
I sure do.

-GOLDEN YOSHI-
And now, Mr. Cranky-Pants Wizard. Are the bosses coming along well?
-MYSTERY WIZARD-
How dare you have an ounce of doubt in me! The bosses are going to blow everyone away. That fat Italian idiot will never stand a chance to what I've prepared!
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Well, that's good to hear, for once. Alright, last but not least, Luigi. I've entrusted a very important task to you. So...how is our special character coming along?
-LUIGI-
Sir, you'd be happy to know the character is now complete! I promised I wouldn't let you down! Here, it would be my honor if you would take this sneak peak...

-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Wow! I am in awe! That has turned out even better than my expectations. This is going to be huge. Now...lastly, I'd like to confirm and estimated release date of this project.
*GROUP HUDDLES AND DISCUSSES*
-PEACH-
Our estimate is quarter three of 2009, Mr. Yoshi.
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Wow! That isn't very far-off at all! Thank you all! You are free to go now. Please feel free to stay and enjoy the complimentary refreshments. Also, don't forget to sign your name on the attendance sheet!

-MYSTERY WIZARD-
...Finally, waste of time...

-PEACH-
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Yoshi, do you have a moment?
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Certainly, what's going on?
-PEACH-
I seem to have misplaced my notes from some of my previous meetings. Would you mind telling me again...who is the
mystery character we've just shown? And who exactly was narrating the previous C3 trailer?
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Oh, no problem at all. You see, the identities of those individuals are-
*VIDEO CUTS OUT*

-GOLDEN YOSHI-
AHEM! Can everyone please have a seat so we may start promptly? Thank you.
-MYSTERY WIZARD-
Make this snappy, Goldy. I'd rather not waste my valuable time in the presence of you blissfully moronic drones.
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
You are like a broken record. Tell me, what better things do you have to do?
-MYSTERY WIZARD-
...
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Didn't think so. Okay! Welcome everyone. As you know, I called you here today to conduct a board meeting on the status of SMW2+3: The Essence Star. We all need to be on the same page to push this project toward completion. I expect the cooperation of all of you- well, most of you.
-MYSTERY WIZARD-
Subtle.
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Professor Frankly, what's the status on the hack's storyline?
...
PROFESSOR FRANKLY!
-PROFESSOR FRANKLY-
HUH?! Francine, I didn't leave the toilet seat up- oh... hello there Silver Birdo.
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Ugh. I reiterate, what's the storyline status?
-PROFESSOR FRANKLY-
100% complete. That was the first matter of business before starting the actual hack. Professor Frankly is no slacker!
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Of course. Mario, what about you? How's the ASM coming along?
-MARIO-
Okey dokey.



[VIDEO- Fawful's Furious Fortunes- Revamped]
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Marvelous. Princess Peach, how much progress have we made on levels?
-PEACH-
Quite a substantial amount since the demo release. Take a look at the latest levels:
[VIDEO- Oasis Retreat]










-GOLDEN YOSHI-
That is impressive. Lady Bow, got any new races to show off?
-LADY BOW-
I sure do.

-GOLDEN YOSHI-
And now, Mr. Cranky-Pants Wizard. Are the bosses coming along well?
-MYSTERY WIZARD-
How dare you have an ounce of doubt in me! The bosses are going to blow everyone away. That fat Italian idiot will never stand a chance to what I've prepared!
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Well, that's good to hear, for once. Alright, last but not least, Luigi. I've entrusted a very important task to you. So...how is our special character coming along?
-LUIGI-
Sir, you'd be happy to know the character is now complete! I promised I wouldn't let you down! Here, it would be my honor if you would take this sneak peak...

-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Wow! I am in awe! That has turned out even better than my expectations. This is going to be huge. Now...lastly, I'd like to confirm and estimated release date of this project.
*GROUP HUDDLES AND DISCUSSES*
-PEACH-
Our estimate is quarter three of 2009, Mr. Yoshi.
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Wow! That isn't very far-off at all! Thank you all! You are free to go now. Please feel free to stay and enjoy the complimentary refreshments. Also, don't forget to sign your name on the attendance sheet!

-MYSTERY WIZARD-
...Finally, waste of time...

-PEACH-
Uh, excuse me, Mr. Yoshi, do you have a moment?
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Certainly, what's going on?
-PEACH-
I seem to have misplaced my notes from some of my previous meetings. Would you mind telling me again...who is the
mystery character we've just shown? And who exactly was narrating the previous C3 trailer?
-GOLDEN YOSHI-
Oh, no problem at all. You see, the identities of those individuals are-
*VIDEO CUTS OUT*