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If someone barged into your house...

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If someone barged into your house, unarmed but still tough and deadly, how fast can you have a useful weapon in your hands? Candles and other cheap stuff don't count.

Me? I can have a large Coca Cola bottle, filled with quarters, in my hands in about 2 seconds.

I was inspired by a very similar thread on ACMLM.

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Well I would spin jump on there heads. In real life there is a nice baseball bat by my bed. hahaha
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I have a rather large wooden mallet, a large clothes pin, drawers, golf clubs, and a metal detector in my room right at my disposal. In the house, I have lamps, a radio, a door sized mirror, pots and pans, and chairs I can get in 10 seconds or so.

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I never sleep a night without my authentic, 28 pound Scottish claymore at my bedside. I just hope I'll never have to use it... To kill someone, that is.

I've also got a nine iron downstairs in the family room... and a few other weapons "strategically" placed about my house so I'm always ready no matter what room I'm in. I'm like Batman, I'm ready for any situation, including a surprise party.
Originally posted by Katelynn
I never sleep a night without my authentic, 28 pound Scottish claymore at my bedside. I just hope I'll never have to use it... To kill someone, that is.

I've also got a nine iron downstairs in the family room... and a few other weapons "strategically" placed about my house so I'm always ready no matter what room I'm in. I'm like Batman, I'm ready for any situation, including a surprise party.

Oh deary dear me.

As for me, I'm surrounded by plenty of blunt objects. Also, I have my handy-dandy baseball bat. My door's lock is broken and there's a chunk of glass missing from my basement window. I'm also extremely paranoid.


I'm ready for anything.
If I'm on the computer I have a really big and slightly heavy tape dispenser that weights like, 5 pounds. If I'm in my room I have my Wii remotes on a stand by my bed because that's where I charge them. Even if I didn't have anything I would jump on them and just grabs there throat and nearly tear it apart. (I have epically stong fingers for some reason.)


Originally posted by Katelynn
I never sleep a night without my authentic, 28 pound Scottish claymore at my bedside. I just hope I'll never have to use it... To kill someone, that is.



I used to do that, but know i just always have my lightsaber on me

But seriously
My brother has a hidden handgun that a found a while back, and i have a katana and 2 other japswords that i dont even want to try and spell, as well as some other normal swords.

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The closest thing I have to a weapon is an old NES sitting on a shelf beside my bed. Heaving my computer or monitor at my foe would be bad ideas, and nothing else nearby is weapon-worthy, so.

I could use one of the guitars nearby, too, but they're too hard to get at quickly.

This is a thing that's happening, now. Achievements in old video games.
Thank you for the layout, Erik557.
Man, I wish this would've worked. Oh well.
If not for respect, but dramatic effect, take on the face of Guy Fawkes.
It really depends on what room I'm in.
I'd grab the largest thing available and in sight, if it were my room, I'd grab a chair and bust them in the head with it.

If it were downstairs, I'd probably also go for a chair or maybe one of my little brothers sharp toys, like a big castle or something.

I'd die instantly if I tried getting to a knife because I can't reach them at all.
xD


I've just noticed how many switchblades I have...
Balloon Party.
At times like this, you need to step back and say, "Where's the Balloon Party?"
Let's see...

Pin-art? Nope.

Fuzzy toy? Nope.

Shoehorn? Well, it'll smart, but not good enough.

Laptop? Too valuable to use.

Hm, this is difficult.

Globe? Nope.

Trophy? Possible.

DVDs? What am I thinking...

I'm defenseless over here. My best tactic would be escape.


Originally posted by Demonsul
Let's see...

Pin-art? Nope.

Fuzzy toy? Nope.

Shoehorn? Well, it'll smart, but not good enough.

Laptop? Too valuable to use.

Hm, this is difficult.

Globe? Nope.

Trophy? Possible.

DVDs? What am I thinking...

I'm defenseless over here. My best tactic would be escape.


(finds your address)
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There are three little boys in my house so there aren't many things lying around that could be used as weapons. Probabaly have to use a chair or something....
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I keep a 16 inch military knife under my matress. Not to mention the molotov cocktails in my closet,the RPG-7 in my drawer and my diamond vial of mutated Anthrax. Bring it chicken shits.
Colored pencils, a thing that produces light but looks like an aquarium, a HEAVY dictionary that is HUGE, a chair, and that's in my room. If I'm like, in the living room, I just get one of the glass decorations and smack them at the head pretty quickly. If on the kitchen, get knifes, etc. Oh, and my pet cat will always prtect me. :3
Hmm... let's see. I know where my dad's firearms are kept, so that's a definte possibility. I could always just fight them hand-to-hand (I'm pretty good at it too), or just run to the garage, grab my little brother's metal baseball bat, and go hog-wild.
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You can use just about anything as a weapon, but there use to be a hidden shotgun at the other house I lived in. We didn't bring that when we moved...not yet, at least.
Now all I have is a baseball bat. Yeah, I'm pretty boring. >_>
my speakers.
seriously.
it would atleast wound him.
then i would run to the kitchen with my speaker in my hand to get a knife.


This is why my school teaches self defense in the seventh grade.

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*snap kick* *eye gouge* *reverse punch* *runs*
Now with extra girl and extra hacker
I supose I'd stop them with the gun under my bed *shot*
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