The Best Lines Ever - General Discussion

What do you guys think the best lines are in games, movies, or other?

-Aha! I bet you didn't count on my loyal army of prostitutes!
-I bitch slap evil with my one good hand.
-Hail to the king, baby!

Everything is true, nothing is permitted.

"i brought you in this world, AND I CAN TAKE YOU OUT"

I GRADUATED COLLEGE =D

All hail, king of the LOSERS!

that was a funny taunt, in the game A.O.T

Oh...that was meant to be a joke?

"We aren't the only ones destroying trees, you know. What about beavers? You call yourself an environmentalist, why don't you go club some beavers?"

"I'm sorry sir. I didn't see you th-"
"You have said that on many occasions. Perhaps next time I won't be so forgiving!"

one of the best movie quotes ive heard is in my signature

"I just want to tell you both, good luck, we're all counting on you!" - Leslie Nielsen, Airplane! (1980)

the reason i like this quote so much is because Airplane, imo, is an example of a perfect comedy movie where they take literal humor to a point where its nonstop funny. When Nielsen is saying this in the movie, the situation going on at the moment isnt good. I can't really explain it so here we go.

CLICK!

he comes in and says that 4 times, that one time when theyre flying it, once when theyre landing roughly, once AFTER they landed, and at the vey vey end ofthe movie, after the credits when no one is in there.

I think a post layout goes here somewhere...

God, I love that movie!

"There's a message from the hospital"
"What is it?"
"It's a big building with lots of patients, but that's not important right now"

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I don't know the exact lines, but its something along these lines:
"If you weren't a musician, what would your job most likely be?"
"I dunno, maybe a shopkeeper or something."
"Would you be happy?"
"Well I dunno, what are the hours?"

Gotta love spinal tap.

WHAT?!

Morgan Freeman!

"I'll take a potato chip... AND EAT!!" ~Light Yagami, Death Note.
"SHOU!!" ~Doctor Robotnik, The Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog.
"All toasters toast toast." ~Mario, Hotel Mario.

Now I leave my IPS patches of my hacks for everyone play and edit as you want to.

Bramble Invasion & Surreliatus

2 + 2 is 4, don't you know how to spell?

Everything is true, nothing is permitted.

"as you wish..."
"NOW YOU GOT ME REALLY ANGRY!!!"

"404 computer hamsters not found." Fracktail, Super Paper Mario

aran - Graces of Heaven

"The most important thing is that I'm not imagining these guys." - Homer Simpson

"what does Marcellus Wallace look like?!"
"He's black..."
"go on!"
"he's bald..."
"does he look like a bitch?"
"what?"
*shot*

Ash (To Medieval Knight): You know your shoelace is untied...

Everything is true, nothing is permitted.

the Monty Phyhon's Holy Grail has many good quotes:

"It's just a flesh wound."
"You're arm's off!"
"Tis' but a scratch."

Also:

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt, of elderberries!"

Scientific genius!

magickoopa24, are you suggesting coconuts migrate?!

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(Monty Python is hilarious :|)

I am the Eggman! My current Egglayout is to support Sonic Robo Blast 2. I'll change it sometime in the future.

Listen to the SRB2 Soundtrack! It's awesome! AWESOME I SAY! Also, PM me if you ever wanna do SRB2 with me.

"I found a hair in the drain! But not just any old head hair, it was a curly wurly!" ~ Maid in Marge Simpson's imagination

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