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The ruins have at last been unearthed.

You start consuming chocolate bars
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Upon looking up, you notice a machine that happened to just appear there. It begins to expell a strange, clear liquid. The Blargg begins to writhe uncontrollably, let loose an inaudible wail, and then die. While it suffers in agony, you devour a box of Smarties.



What do you do?
You walk into the next room hoping to find something interesting..
You consume the cake, and you find a key, and take it. You see a light, and.....
Dive into the lava.
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Dive into the lava.


*vomit into the lava.

Because from eating all those smarties.
After doing whatever actions, you suddenly start to roll over the ground, back and forth.
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...which is understandable, considering that diving into the lava made your clothes catch on fire. Besides, you got burnt vomit all over your nice new outfit.

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...and then eating another pack of smarties because they taste so good.
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You vomit again, and decide not to eat any Smarties anymore.
OOC: The very first action was "walk into the next room". If you're in the next room, you're may or may not be near any lava. That renders many of these posts as invalid.

You proceed to the left in hopes of finding the exit. Instead, you find a totally empty room with a slightly cracked floor. Thinking something must be up, you proceed a little, and then hear a very faint "rrrrrr" sound.



What do you do?
You start growling back at the distant RRRRRRRR noises, and slowly approach the area underneath where the totally not suspicious noises are coming from.
During walking you start to consume a muncher an apple.
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You walk to the left while growling back at the strange noise, which seems to be getting louder rather quickly. You slowly bite into an apple you pulled out of nowhere, and chew on it's delicious skin.



What do you do?
You throw the remains of the apple at the source of the RRRRRRRRRRRR, hoping it changes into NGNGNGNGGNGG
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You successfully manage to change the random RRRRRRRR into NGNGNGGN after throwing the remains of the apple in that direction. Seeds rain everywhere. Whatever it is, it will be here by your next move.



What do you do?
Hide under the apple seeds.
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You quickly hide under the apple seeds. Just as you do that, an absolutely enormous and utterly enraged evil genius cat-like monster thing machine robot bad guy lands with a giant thud. You notice a glowing weak spot on his side with a giant neon arrow pointing to it. Still, you realize that you may have to do a bunch of other pointless stuff, like stun the absolutely enormous and utterly enraged evil genius cat-like monster thing machine robot bad guy before you can hurt him .. for some reason.



What do you do?
Scientific genius!Tie it's legs up using bondage duct tape. If no duct tape can be found, attempt to run in circles to confuse the monster.
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...no duct tape can be found.

You proceed to run around in very small circles in an attempt to confuse the monster. You'd run behind it, but you have no idea what is there. The monster does not seem amused with your futile attempts to confuse it, and is planning an attack.



What do you do?