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Translation Party

We all know how fun it is to insert an English phrase into Babelfish or similar, translate it into Japanese and then translate the output back into English. Translation Party is the same thing, but with a twist: It keeps translating back and forth between English and Japanese until it reaches a so-called "equilibrium", that is, when it reaches a point where the English text translated into Japanese is translated back into the exact same English phrase.

Some examples of how it obliterates phrases:

How much wood would a woodchuch chuck if woodchucks could chuck wood?
Wood? Wood Woodchuch woodchucks?

Resistance is futile. You will disarm your weapons, and escort us to Sector 001. If you attempt to intervene, we will destroy you.
Resistance is futile. Industrial, 001, your arms, please remove the armed guards. If, please discard the participants.

xbox
However, copy, Xbox, copy of a copy of all

First God made heaven & earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of God was moving over the face of the waters.
(Didn't actually reach equilibrium)
God is the heavens and the earth. Fail in the face of the land area that is running in the face of the deep darkness, the Spirit of God.

This is a castle, but it's not Roy's one.
Castle is one of the Roy.

How are you gentlemen? All your base are belong to us.
(Didn't actually reach equilibrium)
Gentleman? We belong to the base.

can i has cheeseburger
I can have CHIZUBAGA

There's an infinite number of monkeys outside who want to talk to us about this script for Hamlet they've worked out.
(Didn't actually reach equilibrium)
This script is the work of the Hamlet story of infinite monkeys.

as
1

let's
Put

What is the Matrix?
Table?

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Beginning of the universe was created. We in turn is a bad man and I was running it.

In before locking the thread for being too pointless.
Before addition, the point is to lock the thread for you.
The smallest free item that may be uttered in isolation with semantic or pragmatic content in a language is made out of elements in an alphabetic system of writing usually associated with one phoneme in the spoken form of the language.
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Free, normal speech and language, content, language, speech, words that are associated with the smallest element of the item, create a system of separation of the practical means

Chocolate rain
->
CHOKORETOREIN

what is this i dont even
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I dont what to do

This is hilarious.
My blog. I could post stuff now and then

My Assembly for the SNES tutorial (it's actually finished now!)
Hi, I am a person doing this thing.

Hi, I'm doing this.
Good fucking bye.
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IM FIRIN MAH LAZER
It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
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Ha. I actually laughed at that.
<TLMB> I use YY-CHR to edit DNA
Smallhacker can have my anus for breakfast

one translation...

Smallhacker can have breakfast in my anus

two translations...

Smallhacker you can eat breakfast in my anus

...[that's where the funnys stuff ends 'till the end]...

EQUILIBRIUM:

If Smallhacker anal, I can eat breakfast


EPIC.
FUCKING.
WIN.


Let's try that again. :D


The IRC is made from 100% nonfat dick smoke

->

IRC Dick fat made from 100% non - smoking

:D


Now with extra girl and extra hacker
you ate a japanese guy?!
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I was in Japan!
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s**t, i cant get something funny from this thing!
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S**t, I have something interesting, I can not!
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eat ban!
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Forbidden to eat!
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some day the police found some suspicious persons and now everyone in the city its happy, thanks to the police... wait?!, oh god, f**k you corruption!
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Police, city, and I feel grateful and happy, I asked a few days ... wait! , Oh God, f**k her rotten!
(f**k her rotten?)
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eat ban eat ban eat ban endless endless unknown and dead people
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Ban this ban, ban on food, my food is the last remaining
(Ban this ban?)
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I do pixels sometimes
I'll post every step for this, excluding the last two where it finds an equilibrium.

Floating muncher
水上muncher
Water muncher
水muncher
Wednesday muncher

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Use the boost to get through!
により取得するには、ブーストを使用して!
To get by, use a boost!
で、ブーストを使用し取得するには!
In order to obtain and use a boost!
を取得するためには、ブーストを使用!
In order to obtain, use the boost!
ためには、ブーストを使用取得する!
For the boost to get used to!
を高めるために慣れる!
Get used to raise!
を調達するために使用さを入手!
Used to obtain a raise!
昇給を取得するために使用!
Used to get a raise!

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Okay, I get it, you like Translation Party.
さて、私はそれをすれば、あなたに翻訳パーティー好きだ。
Now, if I have it translated into the party like you.
さて、もし私が、党へのあなたのように翻訳しています。
Now, I would have to translate to your party.
さて、私はあなたのパーティーに変換する必要があります。
Now, I need to convert to your party.

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Crash Man likes men
クラッシュマンの男性が好きだ
Man I love a man in crash
私は事故で男性1人の愛
I love a man who accidentally
私は人の愛は、誤って
I love the people, by mistake
私は、ミスをして、人々の愛
I have been a mistake, people love
私はミスをしている、人々の愛
I have made a mistake, people love
私はミスを犯して、人々の愛
I made a mistake, people love
Originally posted by Translation Party
Hello, everyone, I am about to throw a pie in your face, ha ha ha.
こんにちは、皆さん。私はあなたの顔にパイ、ハッハッハ投げる。
Hello, everyone. I have pie in your face, throw Ha ha ha.
こんにちは、皆さん。私はあなたの顔に、ハッハッハパイ投げしている。
Hello, everyone. I was in your face, and throwing pies Ha ha ha.
こんにちは、皆さん。私はあなたの顔に、そしてパイ投げハッハッハ。
Hello, everyone. I was in your face, throwing pies and Ha ha ha.
こんにちは、皆さん。私はあなたの顔に、パイ投げ、ハッハッハだった。
Hello, everyone. I was in your face, throw pies, it was Ha ha ha.
こんにちは、皆さん。私はあなたの顔に、パイ投げられていたが、ハッハッハだった。
Hello, everyone. I was in your face, the pie was thrown, it was Ha ha ha.
こんにちは、皆さん。私はあなたの顔には、パイ投げられていたが、ハッハッハだった。
Hello, everyone. I was in your face, the pie was thrown, it was Ha ha ha.
Equilibrium found!
You've done this before, haven't you.


The last line made me lol. And I just had to post every line. XD

Edit: Yay for screwing up quoting. :/
Good fucking bye.
Sonic and the secret rings is the worst game ever and it must die!
If it must die, there is the worst game where the sound wave and you can do to secret rings that!

Damn floating munchers!!
Floating munchers which is ugly!!

You dare bring light to my lair? YOU MUST DIE!
Is the light/write which it comes having in my retreat done boldly? You must die!

I must find a way to get my pink disco boots from the evil wizard of lore
I must find the method of obtaining the boots of the disco of my pink from wicked magical errand of knowledge.

Did you fart? it smells like buffalo poop.
Was the fart done? Like poop of the water buffalo smell does that.

Your mother smells like a dead person and you stink too!
The person and like you, your mother kind of smell of dying shoots stench!




This is lots of fun.
Before: Why do I always leave the socks in the sink?

After: I Can not find your socks?


This thing makes sense-making obsolete.
Mario go save the princess!
Save the princess, Mario!

Would you like some chocolate?
Do you want some chocolate

WHY DID YOU BREAK THE LAMP?!
THE LAMP IS BROKEN, WHY DID YOU DO IT?!
bbs a noob lets ban him

noob is a bulletin board to ban him

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an00bis is a big fatty mamajama

This is a big fat mamajama are an00bis

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lemmysux

lemmysux
(lolfail)
Fire, water and grass are the three types of Pokemon you can start with.
Tuesday, Pokemon, you can start the grass, there are three types of water.

For some reason, fire translates to Tuesday.
May we meet again outside the battlefield.
Originally posted by Reisen Udongein Inaba
Floating muncher
水上muncher
Water muncher
水muncher
Wednesday muncher

It's official: Floating munchers are actually Wednesday Munchers.
My blog. I could post stuff now and then

My Assembly for the SNES tutorial (it's actually finished now!)
im a music = Lim Music

A gorilla ate my nachos = I ate NACHOSUGORIRA
Vah'Neela's Mansion coming soon.
I am my own dad
into Japanese
私は自分の父親の午前
back into English
I am your father


Interesting...
Originally posted by Translation Party
My sarcasm detectors broke the day I was born.

My sarcasm detector, it was my birthday.

Good fucking bye.
I totally forgot to translate my hack title in this awesome site:

Mario and Luigi Sixty-one Touch and Go: Mushroom Kingdom's Great Fear of Bowser's Gigantic Institution of Oppressive Mushroom Kingdom Punishment, Colorful Destruction and Humiliation: The Biggest Disasterous Danger of Pure Awkward Mario Brothers Annihilation and Extinction of the Anti-gravity Automatic Defensive Electric Space Energy-Transmitting Disruptor Field of the Quantum Mechanic Radioactive Cosmic Hues

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Luigi, Mario 60 - Contact: United Kingdom, organized crime, United Kingdom, the color of the mushroom: Automatic Machinery MARIOBURAZAZU antimatter, quantum error PYUAENERUGI risk of threatening the extinction of large-scale transport of radiation in the gravitational field of the color space of the mushroom ugly fracture There is a problem of sexual abuse for the investigation of
My blog. I could post stuff now and then

My Assembly for the SNES tutorial (it's actually finished now!)
Originally posted by Ersan I/O
I totally forgot to translate my hack title in this awesome site:

Mario and Luigi Sixty-one Touch and Go: Mushroom Kingdom's Great Fear of Bowser's Gigantic Institution of Oppressive Mushroom Kingdom Punishment, Colorful Destruction and Humiliation: The Biggest Disasterous Danger of Pure Awkward Mario Brothers Annihilation and Extinction of the Anti-gravity Automatic Defensive Electric Space Energy-Transmitting Disruptor Field of the Quantum Mechanic Radioactive Cosmic Hues

->

Luigi, Mario 60 - Contact: United Kingdom, organized crime, United Kingdom, the color of the mushroom: Automatic Machinery MARIOBURAZAZU antimatter, quantum error PYUAENERUGI risk of threatening the extinction of large-scale transport of radiation in the gravitational field of the color space of the mushroom ugly fracture There is a problem of sexual abuse for the investigation of

"There is a problem of sexual abuse" :V
Vah'Neela's Mansion coming soon.
this is the secret of moony moony moons
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moony moony moons
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Satellite BOYABOYABOYABOYA
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now lets found that satellite and destroy it!
I do pixels sometimes