I know this post is old, but that's cause I don't care about this forum. However, I was here on day one when this forum was unveiled and only SNN, Ersanio and Blumiere were here. (and a nameless two others who I forget)
It has come to my attention that an unsavory specter by the name of "The Heavenly Haunter" has claimed credit for dropping a disarmable bomb onto these ruins in an effort to destroy it on November 1st.
I will not stand for such behavior. It was ME who built, placed, and laugh at your feeble attempts to disarm it.
As said earlier, I am here to continue Kieran's work. This place must be destroyed, or the freedoms that SMWCentralites enjoy will be at risk. Why?
Well, you see, these ruins hold a gateway to another dimension. This other dimension is in fact home to The Heavenly Haunter's evil twin... uh, even more... evil twin... uh. :S
The Heavenly Haunter is merely using this as a ruse to cover up his true plan; to reunite with his evil self and take over. I will save you all via the destruction of this place. If I am unsuccessful, then I can say I at least tried, and that you have enjoyed your freedoms.
Oh, darn. Well, I guess we'll have to exit out the back door and go back to Fortress of Solitude, then. Until, that is, another "secret" forum is created. What ID will they use next? 2012? 2038? 9999? 0?
Hmm..."Katekip vs. Anya"...that would make an interesting battle.