You can either learn HTML and CSS here,
which I recommend doing, or, for a less educational alternative, you can request a post layout in this thread
. However, the latter is likely to not get you a post layout for a little while, because the fine folks who make post layouts have all stopped doing so for whatever reason.
Also, if you choose to learn HTML and CSS, feel free to PM me with any questions you may have or post them here.
Your layout has been removed.