As you can see, according to this badly drawn MS paint drawing:
I have taken over the Valley Fortress. You may try to dethrone me, but none shall succeed. If you take my side, there will be free donuts.
Oh, and Spade, you may join me as co-ruler and get a golden spade. If you don't join me, you shall not get any free donuts.
Z. Raffle tikt
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Location: Behind you
Me and my alien friends dethroned you. The clouds are their ships that are designed to eliminate unwanted tyrants. And you. But they missed for hours until i shot you, which paired up with the blasts, and fried your dying remains.
See.
this.................................................is FRED
PS we stole the doughnuts.
BTW the war begins!
-------------------- I've learned the collective intelligence of the human race amounts to roughly that of a bar of soap.
In other news, why am I here.
Spade Pop-Tart Cat
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Location: United States
I trick the crew of the Palanquin Ship and get them to take the UFOs away. As a bonus, they also kill off the retaliating aliens. In the confusion, I sneak up and kidnap Z. Raffle, then throw him in the valley dungeon.
Ummm... If this only takes place in the and around the Fortress, then why call it just "The Great Valley War"? Add Fortress to it, because Bowser is pretty angry that you allegedly took over his ENTIRE valley.
And as an extra surprise, I've called the air force. That's how witty and charming I really am.
Yuck, that picture tasted like fail. Anyways, I think I'll laugh at all the helpless victims under the ice, as it's amusing to watch them freeze to death. *Shoots yoshiboy in the back with a gun*
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