I, The Heavenly Haunter, have conjured a spiritual bomb which will detonate this entire fortress by November 1st. Do not even try to defuse it - there is no hope.
I oh so hope your expedition finishes before the boom. That would be most unfortunate if it did not.
At least the war tensions are dying out. But still, this is worth being an EAN, so...
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!
THE SMWC AUTHORITIES HAVE ISSUED A NUKE BOMB WARNING FOR THE FOLLOWING FORUMS: VALLEY FORTRESS. IT IS EXPECTED TO EXPLODE BY THE FIRST OF NOVEMBER. THERE IS NO WAY OF STOPPING IT, BUT YOU HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO MOVE OUT BEFORE YOU DIE IN THE EXPLOSION. THAT IS ALL.
*Adam sticks his leg out infront of spade, causing him to trip and fall into the trashcan with the bomb.* *Closes lid to trashcan and waits for boom.* *Sticks a brick on top, just in case.*
This will be a great way to wipe the useless trash from the database.
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* Spade takes the bomb and exits through a pipe in the bottom of the trash can. He reappears next to Princess Peach's castle, and throws it in one of the windows.
* Spade runs away from the castle and jumps back into the pipe.
*Puts on sunglasses and decides to take out foldable chair, waiting for the boom* I never really liked that castle anyways. More room for my superspecialawesomecoolextrememadness fortress of doom, which comes with lasers to keep the noobs out.
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