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Meet your new leaders.

We've overthrown the old management. Get ready to bust a gut!


Yay, where can we trade or cash in for chips? Or is this not a mobster takeover of the site in order to increase profits...

Nonetheless, I wonder what is in store for us.
I wonder what a HFD opcode would do in ASM...
Dont kill me please! I still want to live!!!! I still want to have children... But thats all well and cool if you dont kill me.
I've learned the collective intelligence of the human race amounts to roughly that of a bar of soap.
In other news, why am I here.
what is this i don't even
So, death or slavery?
I made a standalone game once, look for Seabug Stampede on Google Play.
Whatever you say, Master! ^_^

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Heh heh heh, awesome.
IRC Quotes (March 20th update!)

/MKICK 4: Flantastic Puns
Looks like they had to fold. At least we played our cards right.
I have parked my car over your lair's entrance. It will stay there until a later date, such as when I may need to use it.

...wait. I don't have a car. There goes that plan.

Log 2:
My place has been raided, possibly for evidence to show that I'm trying to find out where the admins have be- I've said too much.


It's kind of awful, you know. Hearts Boxcars wiped my booze money clean the other day in a round of Texas Hold 'Em, and now I'm forced to pick a guy off in hopes of garnering some cash.

Beh heh.
you know you don't belong in this universe right?
I do pixels sometimes
I just busted my gut, any more money you collect will be given to me for a gut replacement. Spade wishes he was part of this group, doesn't he?
I wonder what Al has on the grill tonight. I've been feeling like an Angus steak all day, aye.
I will be expecting a good game of poker once in a while. ;)
You were always the worst bluffer, Clubs Deuce.
Ace in the Hole, Slick. Ol' Droog is going down, tonight.
What is this nonsense. You are hereby challenged to a game of blackjack against the crew. What's the prize? Who knows, but you better pray you won't lose.
Oh gosh. Is it Poker Time already? Deal me a hand, will ya? ...Please? What kind will it be? 5-card draw with wild cards? Texas Hold 'em?
<Adam> I feel like smwc is a prostitute now, because we put up a porn ad for money