Meet your new leaders.

We've overthrown the old management. Get ready to bust a gut!

Dont kill me please! I still want to live!!!! I still want to have children... But thats all well and cool if you dont kill me.

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I've learned the collective intelligence of the human race amounts to roughly that of a bar of soap.
In other news, why am I here.

So, death or slavery?

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I made a standalone game once, look for Seabug Stampede on Google Play.

Heh heh heh, awesome.

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IRC Quotes (March 20th update!)

/MKICK 4: Flantastic Puns

I have parked my car over your lair's entrance. It will stay there until a later date, such as when I may need to use it.

...wait. I don't have a car. There goes that plan.

Log 2:
My place has been raided, possibly for evidence to show that I'm trying to find out where the admins have be- I've said too much.

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harpy

tits

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It's kind of awful, you know. Hearts Boxcars wiped my booze money clean the other day in a round of Texas Hold 'Em, and now I'm forced to pick a guy off in hopes of garnering some cash.

Beh heh.

lolwho

I just busted my gut, any more money you collect will be given to me for a gut replacement. Spade wishes he was part of this group, doesn't he?

I wonder what Al has on the grill tonight. I've been feeling like an Angus steak all day, aye.

I will be expecting a good game of poker once in a while. ;)

Ace in the Hole, Slick. Ol' Droog is going down, tonight.

What is this nonsense. You are hereby challenged to a game of blackjack against the crew. What's the prize? Who knows, but you better pray you won't lose.

Oh gosh. Is it Poker Time already? Deal me a hand, will ya? ...Please? What kind will it be? 5-card draw with wild cards? Texas Hold 'em?

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<Adam> I feel like smwc is a prostitute now, because we put up a porn ad for money