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Greetings, you puny depolorable assmasters.
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* FOR IMMEDIATE PRESS RELEASE *
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April 1st, 2017

- From You-Know-Who

This message has been sent out to all citizens of your current and our former place of residence. We know what your response will likely be, but we are sending it regardless. This is our last-ditch way of seeing if you will learn the error of your ways.

You think you assmasters are the only, as I believe that Mexican said, "saviors of fun-dementals"? Think again. We have been over this before, and you have yet to listen, so we shall not be wasting our breath any longer. Or rather, risk carpal tunnel and arthritis.

You cling stubbornly to your color, your drones, your tracks, and your decor. To go without it nowadays is akin to treason. That which you see, hear, and experience holds precedence over all. The most horribly designed, brutally shoddy pile of trash can be given sainthood if it has enough flair. And that is exactly what is wrong with society today.

You have all forgotten what is really important: good old fashioned design. The roots, our roots, mean nothing anymore. They are but a mere memory of what they once were. You have lost touch of that which is natural. Only the fullest in perfection will be considered for eternal honors in your halls. The slightest mishap, the most minuscule bit you believe is an issue is treated as a blight on all humanity.

And then, there was us. You have mocked our kind before, but that is the least of your crimes. Five years ago, we set out to make a statement. A stand for future generations. Our brave leaders fought hard for their beliefs, but were silenced by your corrupt administration. Our little rebellion was massacred, without so much as a shred of remorse. Though what we had said had strong evidence supporting it, they did not care. They did not care how they were used, how they were advertised, or about those who praised it. All they cared about was making a profit from selling imported goods. A group advocating against it would not be stood for.

Yet, as fate would have it, we escaped and disappeared. Here we are, just two years after our escape, and we are doing well for ourselves. You have persecuted us, you have laughed at us, you have assaulted us, you have given us a racial slur (which we now wear with pride), and you have incarcerated us. Well, no more. Today is the day we prevail. We will rise to victory over all of you pathetic cretins, who rely only upon their flair, and crush you under our superior design.

Your eyes are not fit to gaze upon our holy lands. Do not be alarmed as you are famous for doing. We have the groundwork, the plans, and the initial design work done. Rather, we are not including them, as they are so pure, so untouched, and at times, so unique, that your puny materialistic minds will not be able to comprehend it. And while the slaughter of you all is something on our agenda, we do not wish to do it through the violation of your brain. But rest assured, in due time, you all will see our land. People are going to start disappearing, selected at random. They may or they may not return. And there will be not a damn thing you can do about it.

What are we saying? What do we mean? Your time as rulers of the roost, indeed, your time on this planet is growing shorter by the day. The dawn of the Vaniggas is coming. Ignorance will get you nowhere. We highly suggest you make the most of your final months. But be warned. There will be immediate consequences should you decide not to take us seriously.

Signed,
You-Know-Who
Hey guys, all of you who are making pointless posts and flaming/trolling this guy, keep in mind that HE'S NOT FLAMING ANY OF US. As some users in our IRC channel have graciously noted, he's just setting up the plot of his hack in a different way. It's just a hack announcement! Calm down before I have to start handing out bans.

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<Adam> I feel like smwc is a prostitute now, because we put up a porn ad for money
Originally posted by pikaguy900
Hey guys, all of you who are making pointless posts and flaming/trolling this guy, keep in mind that HE'S NOT FLAMING ANY OF US. As some users in our IRC channel have graciously noted, he's just setting up the plot of his hack in a different way. It's just a hack announcement! Calm down before I have to start handing out bans.

Oh xD

Sorry.
Back to business, asdf, would you care to show screens or at least verify that you are annoucing a hack? This would be closed quickly if you didn't reply with some sort of clarification.
tl;dr

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Originally posted by Doomdragon
tl;dr

tp;wb

In case you didn't know, that means "too pointless;want to ban". AKA, don't make pointless posts. This may be C3, but sorry, no pointless posts allowed. My gosh, have brains stopped working today all across the board?! -_-

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<Adam> I feel like smwc is a prostitute now, because we put up a porn ad for money
Originally posted by pikaguy900
tp;wb


ta;wtfk
We see that many of you have not decided to heed our warning. Did you not think us capable of such work? Are you too scared, or too laced with pride to admit anything? Perhaps you are angry? Or are you simply egging us on? No matter. We expected as such, and thus, came prepared.


This was done without any of your fancy colors, or drones, or decor imported from a foreign country. It was done only with what we were naturally given, as God intended. And that is but the tip of what we have planned. Let that sink in for a moment. Feel the true power of that which you branded to be plain, to be vanilla, to be too normal to be taken seriously except when in non-standard colored robe. Then criticize it for not conforming to all your traditions, as you usually do. Go ahead, we were expecting it. Perhaps it violated the laws of reality in some way? Let out all your fury, give us all the venom you can. It may be your last. Make the most of it.

If you are lucky, and so long as our contact within keeps his cover, we shall also show you a map of our island. Maybe more.
Eh, I have never made a hack that is not vanilla. (And now there is my... Sceret project...)

Also looks extreamly good for a vanilla level.

Let me go and refer to my... Secret Project book... to find out about this hack.
This is quite possibly the best announcement for a hack I've seen.
And it's very well done, the screen shot you provided.

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Originally posted by S.N.N.
Originally posted by pikaguy900
tp;wb

ta;wtfk

tg;srb

Also, the screenshot is really nice. I like the water effect, and the water graphics in general. I recommend making a tile for the bottom of the vines, though.

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IRC Quotes (March 20th update!)

/MKICK 4: Flantastic Puns
Originally posted by Kristian
Originally posted by S.N.N.
Originally posted by pikaguy900
tp;wb

ta;wtfk

tg;srb

ts;duwgo

Anyway, I really like that water you've got. I haven't seen anything like it before.
Working on stuff again 👀


How are the water and seaweed vanilla? If they are, then you found a very creative use of tiles that I would have never imagined.

Oh, and C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!

tatanga
I'm pretty sure the water is originally part of the background in the Sunken Ghost Ship. And are those BG clouds made out of overworld tiles?

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Originally posted by K3fka
Originally posted by Kristian
Originally posted by S.N.N.
Originally posted by pikaguy900
tp;wb

ta;wtfk

tg;srb

ts;duwgo


are we supposed to know what these mean?
It looks decent, I'm surprised it's vanilla. (And I personallyy have no problem with "cutoff" vines as long as the top is rooted, like you have done)

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Originally posted by Ultimaximus
It looks decent, I'm surprised it's vanilla. (And I personally have no problem with "cutoff" vines as long as the top is rooted, like you have done)

quoted for truth

Also, changing it would ruin the vanilla appeal.

tatanga
Hoo, boy. Looks like I got someone to try to surpass now. That one screen looks great, but I don't exactly understand how you made the seaweed- I guess the water was already explained by Yoshicookiezeus. I can't wait to see how this hack is going to turn out.

Oh yeah, one more thing.
Originally posted by asdf
Vaniggas

I don't get it; what is this supposed to mean, exactly?
I think I know what the seaweed is now. It bears a striking resemblance to the post of the arrow sign.

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This is quite honestly, in my opinion, the funniest and most well-thought-out presentation for a project utilizing only its native material. Your opening message was a riot, as well as your comments that accompany your screenshot. You've gotten really crafty with those graphics - I had to do a second-take and ask myself if those graphics really came from SMW; it's the first time I've seen those pieces used for water or the background.

About the vines, I'm with Ultimaximus. These are only about two pixels of cutoff and they aren't even that noticable against a dark background. If you completely ignore those, it's incredibly clean and a great demonstration of how eye-popping SMW's original colors can be if they're used together well, especially all the foreground stuff.

There is a definite theme to the level itself, like a marsh or a swamp, more imaginative than just making a grassland or a snowfield with that ground set.

Aside from that, one screenshot does not give a whole lot of insight as to how the design will be, but judging from the one provided, this segment is detailed and fleshed out well, so I can expect more areas to have this level of depth of effort to them, and that overall, this will be a SMW hack for the ages.

This assmaster approves. Can't wait to see more screens. +1 support

Just look above you...
If it's something that can be stopped, then just try to stop it!
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