I hate the work at my school
Don't most people?
I'm ugly as hell
Well, nothing you can do. I don't consider myself good-looking either, but I suppose you just gotta accept yourself, and not be too self-conscious
I'm not up to my standards on weight and have a small gut
This you can work on
I barely get to talk to the girl I like, and when I do, people purposly bother me so I won't be able to talk to her
I've found that being confident in yourself about something will make you feel better overall, and thus will be more open to talking to her. It's too bad though that other people have some kind of agenda against you talking to her. What reason could they possibly have?
I've never been kissed, and my chances of kissing the girl I like are slim to none
well... Though as you know, I'm not like you in the way that never having done something depresses me because others have simply because having done so means nothing, I guess you just gotta... I got nothing, sorry...
My parents are too strict
That's too bad... Nothing you can do, but realize it could be worse.
I cant throw a punch
Though you can do something about this, this isn't something that should worry you (unless you get into fights... :\), and just seems to be something others would be harassing you about
My family is a bunch of clowns(not literaly)
oh well, is it that bad?
My cousins are cooler than me even though I'm older
Being cool isn't as good a thing as you expect it to be.
I live in cleveland
I'm a romantic loser because I've liked the same girl for 3 years
Does this have to be a bad thing? It just means you really care about this girl much more than everyone else
I'm somewhat of a smart ass in real life
Admitting a flaw is the first step to bettering yourself
I cant catch a football
If you honestly feel this is important, rethink your priorities.
I'm most likely a burden to those around me.
well... be more independent?
I thought since I got the girl I like's number we were going out, when she never really gave me an answer and it got akward
well, don't assume things or you'll be disappointed... Perhaps she isn't ready for a relationship or something
My mom constantly goes out partying with her friends because she doesn't want to hear me complain about my life
Now you're just pessimistically assuming things that are likely false: If she wanted you to stop, there'd be easier ways than always party.
I have blue eyes
...? (And many people find blue eyes attractive...)
Probably gonna die old and alone
Many people do, but it's better than dying young in a car crash (and again, needless pessimism)
I'm not allowed out after dark
I'm not either, but it doesn't affect me since there's nowhere to go. :\
My dog doesn't obey my commands but does so for every one else
I suppose you just gotta bond with your dog more, spend time with it
I care too much about how people think of me
well, just don't? ...
My dad doesn't pay child support
Because he's poor or a jerk?
I'm forced to go to my grandparents every weekend because my mom wants to go out partying and won't leave me alone
eh, that's too bad...
We live in a small house
and? Be fortunate you have a house and stuff
I'm afraid of bugs and my own mom calls me a sissy
That's just who you are, you shouldn't be made fun of for it. (Though maybe try not acting so severely about it?)
My dad doesn't like the way I look and wants me to cut my hair like his(he doesn't force me to, he just complains)
He shouldn't, he should just leave you be
Practically every thing I try results in failure
pessimism, try hard and don't give up, don't aim too high, etc.
I have bad luck on a regularly daily basis.
pessimism. I was the same, but realized that wasn't true, I was simply picking out every little not-so-good detail...
I don't really have a social life after school
Same, all I've got is SMWC
That should cover it, and no, I'm not joking about any of the shit I listed.