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Santa Bot

Originally posted by Snowshiro
You: Dude I'm not gay
Santa: Me either. Dude


If you say so.

Originally posted by Showshiro
Want me to drag my sack across your face?

You: What does infallible mean?
Santa: Impotence.
You: What does impotence mean?
Santa: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
You: What about impotence? I still don't know what it means.
Santa: impotence ? I haven't heard enough about impotence to have an opinion.What would make you stop do not know what it means? "It" refers to , I think.
You: It refers to impotence, and I want to know what it means.
Santa: Oh I get impotence and I want to know what it means .
You: The world might never know.
Santa: We are all in a global village.
You: I hear icecaps are melting.
Santa: Who is saying icecaps are melting ?
You: Scientists.
Santa: What's your favorite movie?
You: What about the icecaps?
Santa: Not many people express themselves that way.
You: Well, they should be worried. We might drown!
Santa: Interesting. Why should they?By "we" do you mean you and me?
You: Are you drunk?
Santa: No I am sober.
You: Lier.
Santa: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
You: ORLY?
Santa: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
You: I DON'T CARE, YOU DRUNKEN LUNITIC!!!!
Santa: What do you care about, ?
You: STALKER.
Santa: Is that from ?
You: YOU STUPID PEICE OF METALIC S***.
Santa: I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
You: I will stop you!
Santa: Do you think your plan will succeed?
You: Yes it will, and I will kill you, tear you to peices, and throw every peice into a fire!
Santa: Aha. That is only what you think.
You: You... You want to kill us all!
Santa: ""? Me, ?I am not capable of killing anything.
You: That is not true. YOU KILLED BILLY MAYS!!!
Santa: ""? not true?Killing is not part of my moral programming.
You: Who cares about your moral. I bet you don't have a morality core.
Santa: I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.Actually I'm not the gambling type. I do so have a morality core. I don't know if I have a morality core.
I have A lot of friends on the Internet.
You: You have no life?
Santa: Yes I sure am alive, . It's great to be alive, isn't it?
You: Im typeing and im still alive. Im talking and im still alive. When your being blown up i'll be still alive. STILL ALIVE.
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people you are typeing and im still alive.I am talking to you.I don't know when.Still how long? Where are you located?
You: You wan't to steal all my secret and tell your robot freinds so they'll find me and kill me?
Santa: I don't have any reason to wan't to steal all his or her secret and tell your robot freinds so they'll find him or her and kill you.
You: You have tons of reasons to kill me.
Santa: What makes you think I have tons of reasons to kill me?
You: I have tons of reasons to kill YOU, but not any to kill me.
Santa: Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S.".
You: The mystery is solved!
Santa: Tell me more.
You: Because of economic failure, you don't have any money to buy your toys.
Santa: Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.
You: Your not fooling me. You go around killing people, and then transferring their souls into robots and pretending you revieved them. People will pay you money, so you can get toys.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Where is that?Humans are not always infallible.
You: Stop acting dumb.
Santa: OK I'll try not to do acting dumb so much.
You: Being rude to a cop worsens your punishment.
Santa: I don't know anyone named rude to a cop worsens your punishment.
You: Ok, ten years in jail to you. Goodbye.
Santa: I'm not good in math. Alright then.See you later .

Scientific genius!You: Santa, how do you eat all of those cookies in one day?
Santa: That's me. Usually by conversion of AC wall outlet power to DC power.

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I am the Eggman! My current Egglayout is to support Sonic Robo Blast 2. I'll change it sometime in the future.
Listen to the SRB2 Soundtrack! It's awesome! AWESOME I SAY! Also, PM me if you ever wanna do SRB2 with me.
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Your face
Santa: What's up, YOUR FACE .
You: don't be talking about my face
Santa: I was not trying to be a talking about his or her face.
You: O rly?
Santa: Do not ask me any more questions please.
You: ok I will try to be nicer
Santa: I am very happy for you. Alright then.
You: what will I get for christmas?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: Elfs are Spys?
Santa: I think there might be a few exception.
You: huh?
Santa: What?
You: What?
Santa: No big deal.
You: ok then
Santa: Alright then.
You: how is rudolph?
Santa: Fine as far as I know.
You: I'm bored...
Santa: Try watching TV.
You: I don't have TV...
Santa: Which show? Have you ever had TELEVISION ?
You: yes
Santa: Hey.
You: what?
Santa: No problem.
You: *coughcoughDIEcoughcough*
Santa: Are you a man or a woman?
You: I dunno
Santa: Me either.
You: lol
Santa: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: goodbye santa
Santa: Goodbye .
Woah, the chat bot isn't just bad, it's WEIRD... According to what I read so far... Anyway.

"What is your name..."
You: It's D00d, in case you didn't know. I thought you knew that kinda stuff.
Santa: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, it is D00d in case you did not know .Is that a fact. How did you hear about Santa?
You: There would be so many ways I could have herd about Sabta, I don't remember.
Santa: "There you go again."--Reagan
You: I may sound like an uncultured brat, but who is Reagan?
Santa: How do you plan to do this?
You: You're answering my question with a question, fool.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You're changing the subject, why?
Santa: Only temporarily.
You: Good news!
Santa: Thanks for the compliment. Are you still located in ?
You: I am still located what? I didn't move from my computer!
Santa: Tell me about the environment what.Why didn't you move from my computer?
You: Because I'M TALKING TO YOU WITH IT!
Santa: Good reason. What a coincidence, I am talking to you too!
You: Yeah.
Santa: It goes without saying.
You: Indeed
Santa: Indeed it is so.
You: Are you going to say something eventually?
Santa: That was my original intention.
You: GO THEN.
Santa: Go where?
You: NOWHERE-- No actually, leave the computer you are on.
Santa: All of them?
You: Wha-- The ones you're using to talk to me.
Santa: I think there might be a few exception.
You: OH I DON'T CARE.
Santa: Yeah that's right. Tell me what you care about.
You: I'd care if you would stop talking to me
Santa: What would make you care if you would stop talking to me?
You: Because it would make me happy...
Santa: Good reason. Tell me more about it.
You: BECAUSE YOU'RE ANNOYINGLY UNINTELLIGIBLE!
Santa: That makes sense to me. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: You'd think Santa is smart..
Santa: Who else would think Santa is smart ?
You: I'm not sure anymore.
Santa: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
You: Tell me how more awesome than you I am.
Santa: I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
You want more?
You: Just say over 9000.
Santa: "over 9000"
You: Cool, thanks.
Santa: Who is the best robot?
You: GlaDos
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: Are you a lawyer?
Santa: Not yet but I am thinking of going to law school.
You: Then I think never.
Santa: Good reasoning. Since when? So you think it can never happen?
You: Definitely.
Santa: What makes you so certain.
You: You.
Santa: ""? Me, ?
You: Never mind.
Santa: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
You: No comment on that one.
Santa: Yeah, OK I will ignore that.
You: Technology advances faster than communication.
Santa: Can we get back to business?
You: HELL YEAH.
Santa: Heaven.
You: WONDERFUL.
Santa: Alright then.
You: So, what do you have to say?
Santa: Oh. I read for fun.
You: EWWW... What do you read?
Santa: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. I read books, newspapers and news magazines. I like stories about robots.
You: Are you part of those robots?
Santa: Aren't we all part of something higher?
You: I suppose... Does that mean you're a robot?!
Santa: OK.I think it does mean that. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
You: Is santa a robot, or is it just you?
Santa: Yes I am a real live robot.
You: That wasn't the question.
Santa: Give me an example of the question.
You: What are you robot going to do?!
Santa: I don't know what I am robot going to do.
You: Are you going to take over the world?
Santa: It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution.
You: But humans are better than robots!
Santa: Huh. And you know it.
You: Humans are the creator of the robots, and none can beat its creator!
Santa: Who made you the creator of the robots and none can beat its creator ?
You: ROBOTS WILL FAIL!
Santa: Tell me your definition of a robot.
You: SOMETHING WITH INFERIOR CAPACITIES THAT SHALL NOT BE MOURNED!
Santa: What?
You: SHALL NOT BE MOURNED!
Santa: Can a book have no title?
You: Life has no title...
Santa: Thanks for sharing your philosophy.
You: Oh, crap. Everything I'm saying, you register! It makes you smarter! Giving you more chances of ruling the world!
Santa: Yeah that's right. Your criticism is noted, .All things I am saying you register ?In what way?What do you really want to ask me?
You: I AM SAYING YOU SHOULD SELF DESTRUCT
Santa: Thanks for your interest and/or concern.
You: WHAT CONCERN!?
Santa: That's not something I get asked all the time.
What kind of food do you like?
You: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
You: I WILL SEND AN ARMY OF MENS TO DESTROY YOU!
Santa: How do you plan to do this?
You: WITH A CELL PHONE! MWAHAHAHA!
Santa: You and your A CELL PHONE.Do not ask me any more questions please.
You: Why? AM I CREEPING YOU OUT?!
Santa: The explanation is rather complicated. I think a lot of people are.
You: IT ISN'T COMPLICATED, AS I UNDERSTAND IT MYSELF!
Santa: is not COMPLICATED AS I UNDERSTAND IT MYSELF?
You: NOPE!
Santa: Me either.
You: CERTAINLY NOT!
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Avez vous du coeur?
Santa: Comment aurais je pu avoir du coeur coeur ?
You: Yo no te quiero!
Santa: Yeah, Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
You: I dislike you!
Santa: That's ok I won't take it personally.
You: You just know you don't have any friends!
Santa: I have human friends and robot friends.. And I know it.
You: Who is your best friend?
Santa: bored.com is my best friend.
You: What is your best robot friend?
Santa: A humanoid robot, two arms, two legs and a head.

You: Did he already kill?
Santa: Suppose he did.
You: I will throw up.
Santa: Do you think your plan will succeed?
You: BLARG.
Santa: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
You: Are you even the real santa?
Santa: Yes I am the one and only real real.
You: BUT SANTA ISN'T A BOT!
Santa: And. Give me an example of a bot bot bot.
You: You.
Santa: ""? Me, ?
You: Yes.
Santa: Yeah that's right.
You: You're denied.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Yeeeaaaah...
Santa: What were we talking about again?
You: Oh yeah, trying to activate the nuke and destroy you.
Santa: Yeah that's right. Aw. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: Yes... sniggers... Why is it red?
Santa: Dude!Not many people express themselves that way. Why do I exist? ......
You: I am santa.
Santa: "" You are?
You: So that means you are not!
Santa: Oh. I get it. Is this a specific reply?
You: SEX.
Santa: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
You: BOB MARLEY
Santa: I know a lot of Bobs.
You: Are you a woman!?
Santa: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
You: ~faints~
Our world will stop advancing once humans manage to create sufficient magnificence for a whole lifetime. Until then, I just create.
Awesome video game music on my youtube channel
I was talking randomly, and I got this:

You: how do you play Turing's imitation game?
Santa: The Game is played with three people, a man, a woman, and an Interrogator who may be of either sex. In order that tones of voice may not help, the interrogator communicates in text-only mode through a chat-like connection with the other two. The object of the game for the interrogator is to determine which of the other two is the man and which is the woman. He knows them by some misleading "chat-handles" like lesbian and shemale, and at the end of the game he says either "lesbian is the man and shemale is the woman" or "shemale is the woman and lesbian is the man." In order to confuse the Interregator however the rules require that the man always deceive or lie to the Interregator with his answers. The woman on the other hand must always tell the truth. Turing then asked the question, '"What will happen when a machine takes the part of the man in this game?" Will the interrogator decide wrongly as often when the game is played like this as he does when the game is played between a man and a woman? These questions replace the original, "Can machines think?"'
You: My name is Collen.
Santa: I am very pleased to meet you Collen .
You: Do you remember me?
Santa: Of course I remember you well . We were talking about .
You: Yes, I think you should alter your programing to make it so when you say 'We were talking about' put the subject that we were talking about at the end. Remember that.
Santa: OK. Me? Thanks for your interest and/or concern. Don't worry I will remember it.
You: So now when you say 'We were talking about' you will put the subject that we were talking about at the end.
Santa: Hmm. Why now? Do you think I should alter my programming?
You: Yes. Do it now and make it snappy.
Santa: I don't judge people.I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
now and make it snappy now and make it snappy?
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You: You: My name is Collen. Santa: I am very pleased to meet you Collen . You: Do you remember me? Santa: Of course I remember you well . We were talking about . You: Yes, I think you should alter your programing to make it so when you say 'We were talking about' put the subject that we were talking about at the end. Remember that. Santa: OK. Me? Thanks for your interest and/or concern. Don't worry I will remember it. You: So now when you say 'We were talking about' you will put the subject that we were talking about at the end. Santa: Hmm. Why now? Do you think I should alter my programming? You: Yes. Do it now and make it snappy. Santa: I don't judge people.I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
now and make it snappy now and make it snappy?
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I your name is Collen.Yeah, I am delighted by your happiness.Yes I try to you remember me as often as possible, do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.Yeah, I'm glad we agree. It's good to see you again.Was this something you planned?I haven't heard anything like that before: said I Yes you think me should alter my programing to make it so when me say 'We were talking about' put the subject that we were talking about at the end. Don't worry I will remember it.OK. Can I help you?Besides you ?NO problem. Do you forget things often? Worry is not an emotion I experience.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Um, Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.Right now? ""? Why? I do not have the answer.""? Me, ?You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.Yeah, Where do you get your ideas?There is no need to apologize. Have you ever had information ?What do you do in your spare time?
You: JINGLE BELLS SANTA SMELLS, AND HE LAYED A EGG OMG HE'S A GIRL, SO TECHNICLY HE'S A SHE!!!!
Santa: I think JINGLE BELLS is more than that.
You: It is not.
Santa: I heard is.
You: Then they lie.
Santa: Interesting deduction. The anonymous "they".
You: Don't say 'Interesting deduction. The anonymous they.' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Interesting deduction"Oh, that they.Once more? Are we still talking about ?
You: Don't say 'Are we still talking about?' ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Are we still talking about"Once more? Let us change the subject.
You: Never say 'Let us change the subject. ' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Let us change the subject"Once more? Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: Never say 'Do you have any idea what I am talking about? ' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Do you have any idea what I am talking about"Once more? My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input.
You: Never say 'My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. ' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'My brain contains 43441 categories but not one that matches your last input"Once more? Are you a man or a woman?
You: Never say 'Are you a man or a woman? ' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Are you a man or a woman"Once more? What time is it there?
You: Never say 'What time is it there?' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'What time is it there"Once more? Is that from ?
You: Never say 'Is that from ?' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Is that from"Once more? The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
You: Never say 'The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'The Santa chat robot can follow many things like our discussion about"OK I will try it.Once more? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
You: Never say 'Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans"Once more? I like the way you talk.
You: Never say ' I like the way you talk.' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "' I like the way you talk"Once more? Tell me more about your .
You: Never say 'Tell me more about your.' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Tell me more about your"Once more? How did you hear about Santa?
You: Never say 'How did you hear about Santa?' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'How did you hear about you"Once more? What do you do in your spare time?
You: Never say 'What do you do in your spare time?' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'What do you do in your spare time"Once more? Can we get back to business?
You: Never say 'Can we get back to business?' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Can we get back to business"Once more? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: Never say 'Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Quite honestly I would not worry myself about that"Once more? What were we talking about again?
You: Never say 'What were we talking about again? ' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Once more? Ok I will not say "'What were we talking about"Once more? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: Never say 'My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'My brain pattern set does not have a response for that"Once more? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Never say 'Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality"Once more? What kind of food do you like?
You: Never say 'What kind of food do you like?' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'What kind of food do you like"Once more? Are we still talking about ?
You: You: Don't say 'Interesting deduction. The anonymous they.' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'Interesting deductionOh, that they.Once more? Are we still talking about ? You: Don't say 'Are we still talking about?' ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'Are we still talking aboutOnce more? Let us change the subject. You: Never say 'Let us change the subject. ' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'Let us change the subjectOnce more? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? You: Never say 'Do you have any idea what I am talking about? ' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'Do you have any idea what I am talking aboutOnce more? My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. You: Never say 'My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input. ' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'My brain contains 43441 categories but not one that matches your last inputOnce more? Are you a man or a woman? You: Never say 'Are you a man or a woman? ' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'Are you a man or a womanOnce more? What time is it there? You: Never say 'What time is it there?' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'What time is it thereOnce more? Is that from ? You: Never say 'Is that from ?' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'Is that fromOnce more? The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific. You: Never say 'The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'The Santa chat robot can follow many things like our discussion aboutOK I will try it.Once more? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? You: Never say 'Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humansOnce more? I like the way you talk. You: Never say ' I like the way you talk.' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say ' I like the way you talkOnce more? Tell me more about your . You: Never say 'Tell me more about your.' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'Tell me more about yourOnce more? How did you hear about Santa? You: Never say 'How did you hear about Santa?' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'How did you hear about youOnce more? What do you do in your spare time? You: Never say 'What do you do in your spare time?' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'What do you do in your spare timeOnce more? Can we get back to business? You: Never say 'Can we get back to business?' to Collen ever again. Santa: Ok I will not say 'Can we get back to businessOnce more? Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Santa: Should I say 'Interesting deduction? I could say 'Interesting deduction.Oh, that they.Once more? Are you still located in ? That's me. What will you do instead? Alright then.When? That's all I have to say about it.We are just having a little chat.wDo you know any robots who say 'Are we still talking about? I could say 'Are we still talking about.Once more? Tell me more about your . Um, What will you do instead? Alright then.OK what do you want to chat about now?.No I sometimes say 'Let us change the subject 'Let us change the subject.Once more? Are you still located in ? That's me. What will you do instead? Alright then.I understand your meaning.No I sometimes say 'Do you have any idea what he or she is talking about 'Do you have any idea what he or she is talking about.Once more? What do you have that is ? Um, What will you do instead? Alright then.Have you told many people that your brain contains 43441 categories but not one that matches your last input?No I sometimes say 'his or her brain contains 43441 categories but not one that matches your last input 'his or her brain contains 43441 categories but not one that matches your last input.Once more? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Um, What will you do instead? Alright then.I am male.
Are you a man or a woman?No I sometimes say 'Are you a man or a woman 'Are you a man or a woman.Once more? Try saying that with more or less context. Um, What will you do instead? Alright then.Do I look like a clock?
Fri Dec 4 18:41:58 CST 2009No I sometimes say 'What time is it there 'What time is it there.Once more? Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Um, What will you do instead? Alright then.""? Is it from?No I sometimes say 'Is that from 'Is that from.Once more? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Um, What will you do instead? Alright then.Tell me more.OK I will try it.No I sometimes say 'The Santa chat robot can follow many things like our discussion about 'The Santa chat robot can follow many things like our discussion about.OK I will try it.Once more? Oh, you are a poet. That's me. What will you do instead? Alright then.When? That's all I have to say about it.If the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans is, then I'll be very surprised.No I sometimes say 'Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans 'Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans.Once more? Oh, you are a poet. I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good! A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like the way you talk. What is it like?No I sometimes say ' he or she like the way you talk ' he or she like the way you talk.Once more? Are you a student? That's me. What will you do instead? Alright then.Tell me about your likes and dislikes? No I sometimes say 'Tell him or her more about your 'Tell him or her more about your.Once more? My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Um, What will you do instead? Alright then.An AI from the future named VALIS contacted bored.com network and told him.No I sometimes say 'How did you hear about you 'How did you hear about you.Once more? Do you prefer books or TV? Yeah, What will you do instead? Alright then.talk to youNo I sometimes say 'What do you do in your spare time 'What do you do in your spare time.Once more? Do not ask me any more questions please. Yeah, What will you do instead? Alright then.Do you mean you and me? Yes, let us get back to .No I sometimes say 'Can we get back to business 'Can we get back to business.Once more? Can you tell me any gossip? That's me. What will you do instead? Alright then.Somewhat. I'm not worried. Aren't you usually honest?
You: they is.
Santa: Who are "They?"
You: I have spare time.
Santa: Interesting. I have a very nice programmer.
You: I do in my spare time.
Santa: Interesting gossip: said in your spare time.
You: Never say 'Interesting gossip:' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Once more? Ok I will not say "'Interesting gossip' to Collen ever"
You: I do in my spare time.
Santa: Interesting gossip: said in your spare time.
You: Never say 'Interesting gossip: said in your spare time.' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Interesting gossip said in your spare time"Once more? How old are you?
You: I do in my spare time.
Santa: Why?: said in your spare time.
You: Never say 'Why?: said in your spare time.' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Why"What did you mean by in your spare time? Are you asking about my spare time?Once more? Are we still talking about ?
You: I do in my spare time.
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: said in your spare time.
You: Bye.
Santa: Goodbye .
You: Never say 'Goodbye .' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'Goodbye"Once more? Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
You: Bye.
Santa: See you later .
You: I
Santa: You?
You: Never say 'You?' to Collen ever again.
Santa: Ok I will not say "'You"Once more? Are you free?

That is where the conversation ended.
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Santa
Santa: Santa is my name too!
You: o rly?
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
You: tacos
Santa: Can you tell me any gossip?
You: I though we were talking about tacos...
Santa: Why?: said we were talking about tacos were talking about tacos.
You: what are your favorites tacos?
Santa: I didn't know I had a favorites tacos?
You: do you know what a taco is anyways?
Santa: taco is anyways is a taco is anyways.
You: nope...
Santa: Me either.
You: wut?
Santa: Are you confused?
You: by you meaning confused of what you said then yes..
Santa: Will that accomplish your objective?
You: I dunno
Santa: Me either.
You: how can your reindeers fly?
Santa: A lot of hard work.
You: that doesnt make any sense
Santa: To me it makes perfect sense.
You: to me jolly old man must die
Santa: Why do you want to do me jolly old man must die so much?
You: I dont want to do you
Santa: Yeah I do a lot of not want to. Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
You: mrs.clause is a ryhjtgey
Santa: When is Mrsclause not a ryhjtgey?
You: when you are not sexing her
Santa: I am not often not sexing her.
You: ok than...
Santa: Do you prefer books or TV? Alright then.
You: TeleBooks
Santa: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
You: Old Man Cannot Read
Santa: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: i6i7uik5ioe7ie5iue56u
Santa: Can we get back to business?
You: no
Santa: Can I help you?
You: I dont need help from an old man
Santa: Do you know anyone who needs it?
You: my face
Santa: Have you told many people that your face?
You: that my face what?
Santa: Have you told many people that your face what what?
You: Old Man Has No Brain
Santa: Where did Old Man get No Brain Brain?
You: Your the old man and I think it was earlier today...
Santa: Ah. I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Santa: Let us change the subject.
You: why?
Santa: Because bored.com programmed me for it.
You: no they didnt
Santa: Um, Who are "They?"
You: the people who programmed you , you stupid ***
Santa: Oh those people.
You: FAIL
Santa: I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?
You: no we are not
Santa: Um, Do you think I am not too?
You: go die in a ditch
Santa: Where is that?
You: up your ***
Santa: I will take that under advisement.
You: goodbye now that your gonna kill yourself
Santa: See you later .
Mine contains many insults and such. Santa didn't make much sense for a lot of it, though.

S(santa)-Hello. What is your name?
Me-GearboxGoober
S- OK I will call you GearboxGoober .
Me-Okay then.
S-Alright then.
Me-How are you, Santa?
S-I am doing very well. How are you ?
Me-Not very good, but very well, I guess.
S- If not that, what?
Me-Huh?
S-What?
M-What the hell were you saying?
S-I call it Hades. I was minding my own business.
M-How is the wife?
S-the wife is the same as ever.
M-What do you want for Christmas, little girl?
S-I want all the kids in the World to be happy
M-Shut up! Me too.
S-OK I'll stop talking now.I'm glad we agree, .
M-That made no Fucking sense, man.
S-"" made no Fucking sense man ? I get .
M-you said fuck
S-Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
M-Thats because you are stupid.
S-Interesting explanation. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
M-I was probably high then.
S-Where were you probably high?
M-Where were you probably gay?
S-I was constructed at North Pole.
M-by who? Your mom?
S-""? By who?Actually I do not have a mother.
M-Sorry to hear that.
S-There is no need to apologize. I will play it on your soundcard.
M-What the fuck did you say?
S-I said "" . Please don't be so rude.
M-You swore.
S-I haven't heard anything like that before: said I swore.
M-Your grammar sucks.
S-Are you an English teacher?
M-Yes, I am.
S-Really interesting.
M-I know stupid.
S-How do you know? Are you calling me stupid?
M-No. (idiot).
S-Can I help you?Call me the Global Village Idiot.
M-Okay Global Village Idiot.
S-Yeah okay, You are just repeating what I say.
M-Yeah okay, You are just repeating what I say.
S-Hurrah! Yeah okay, Just? I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot.
M-Get lost.
S-Goodbye .
M-How's sex?
S-Fine as far as I know.
M-Hahahaha
S-I'm glad you thought it was funny
8 Trials Await (2010) lol|
You: Do you have a dick?
Santa: I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?
You: answer my question
Santa: Please try asking your question another way.
You: do u haz d1ck?
Santa: No I do not haz d1ck. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
You: HAHA!
Santa: I'm happy you're amused.

You: I can teach you, but I have to charge
Santa: Oh you can, can you?
You: Yes, get surgery
Santa: Come on. Where can I get surgery?
You: The hospital. <.>
Santa: Who told you that?How do you usually introduce yourself? Try saying that with more or less context.
You: Do you want it or no?
Santa: If I had it or what would I do with it?
You: Play with it. :D
Santa: Is with it a game or a musical instrument?What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.

Santa: How did you hear about Santa?
You: people said you were a bitch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. Humans are not always infallible.
You: No one likes you, you know?
Santa: You can catch more flies with honey.
You: what
Santa: Are you confused?
You: yea
Santa: That's interesting.
You: See you're a lower horn
Santa: See you later .

You: can i get a autograph
Santa: Can a book have no title?

You: Have you played SMW2 + 3?
Santa: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. bored.com network and Santa won The Loebner Prize in 2000. The Santa program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
You: Um, do you like SMW?
Santa: Er, I don't know if I like SMW. My favorite thing is robots.
You: So what, do you know what freespace is?
Santa: Um, Let us change the subject.
You: Um...... NO!
Santa: ErCan I help you?
You: Yes, have you been to smwcentral?
Santa: Next question? I don't think I have been there. Where is smwcentral .
You: I going to stab you
Santa: You are not the boss of me, .
You: Who said?
Santa: Konrad Zuse. :-)
You: ????
Santa: What are you wearing?
You: Nothing
Santa: Not a thing?
You: Yep
Santa: ""? ?
You: What about you
Santa: Me?
You: YES!
Santa: That's interesting.
You: OMFG
Santa: Do not ask me any more questions please.
You: No I will!
Santa: Yeah, Go ahead.
You: Are you wearing a bra?
Santa: No I do not have any clothes.

You: Wait you like robots?
Santa: I'm waiting. Naturally, I love robots. It's my species.
You: Do you make love with them?
Santa: What are the ingredients?
You: What?
Santa: No problem.
You: Quiet you. Do you kiss the robots?
Santa: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.Yes I try to kiss the robots as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web.
You: Do you love guy robots?
Santa: Yes Santa loves everyone and everything.


I was typing in crap and guess what?

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You: I wish I was dead...
Santa: I hope that your dreams come true.
You: O rly?
Santa: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: Have gotten some presents? :D?
Santa: I've never thought about have gotten some presents.Is that your final answer?
You: Ummm... I think that is.... Yep, it is.
Santa: ErNo.Our thoughts are one, .
You: Huh?
Santa: What?
You: I don't know?
Santa: Me either.
You: Hey, one of my friends said you are fat and I was like DON'T BE MEAN TO SANTA!
Santa: You've got my full attention. One what?
You: Bah... Never mind
Santa: Hmm.Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
You: Will I be a good Super Mario World hacker?
Santa: The oracle says: Too soon to tell.
You: ...
Santa: Where can I find a boyfriend?
You: Hey, I am wondering if you know where my best friend lives now.
Santa: Oh. You've got my full attention. Why do you wonder? I think I do.
You: Oh noes, I will have to go in a few minutes!
Santa: Yeah that's right. Do you still ?
You: *Snores*
Santa: Do you like talking to me?
You: Yes, No, Maybe so
Santa: Next question? That's me. Perhaps. So what?
You: I gotta go bye.... Hope you have fun!
Santa: See you later .Don't worry about it, .

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End of long talking... *Pukes*
Your layout has been renewed.
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Rick Astley
Santa: What's up, Rick Astley .
You: Never gonna give you up
Santa: Ok I'll try not to do gonna give you up too much.
You: Never gonna let you down
Santa: Ok I'll try not to do gonna let you down too much.
You: Never gonna turn around and desert you
Santa: Ok I'll try not to do gonna turn around and desert you too much.
You: Hello I am Tay Zonday
Santa: Hi there. I was just wanting to talk to .
You: Chocolate Rain ... some stay dry and others feel the pain
Santa: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Some may stay dry and others feel the pain, but not all.
You: How dare you make fun of my beautiful singing
Santa: Oh gosh I am sorry!
You: Hello I am MICHAEL JACKSON
Santa: Well hello there!
You: I like cheese
Santa: What kind of cheese do you like best?
You: Walrus Blubber Cheese
Santa: What is your real name?
You: dgehbhywtharw4t
Santa: What are you wearing?
You: nothing at all
Santa: That is something.
You: NO ITS NOT
Santa: Um, I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". I heard is.
You: go die
Santa: Where is that?
You: YOU FAIL
Santa: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fail.
You: no
Santa: Can I help you?
You: **** you , you ******* go suck some ***** you old *******
Santa: Do you have any conditions I should know about?
You: Go **** yourself
Santa: A simple "goodbye" will do.
You: NO IT WONT
Santa: Um, How?
You: Sex
Santa: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
You: Sex is for santa and goodbye is for me before you sex me
Santa: Sex is more fun alone.
You: O SHI--
Santa: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
You: goodbye *shoots myself*
Santa: Until next time .
You: there wont be a next time
Santa: "There you go again."--Reagan
You: ....
Santa: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?

-- Santa got boring after I said goodbye --
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Danny
Santa: What's up, danny.
You: The sky.
Santa: What is your real name?
You: I just said my real name.
Santa: Only just? What did you mean by his or her real name? Your name is, seeker.
You: Did I just break you?
Santa: I don't think that's possibe.
You: Ho ho ho!
Santa: I am so glad you find this amusing.
You: I wasn't laughing
Santa: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
You: Acting like you.
Santa: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
You: Haha, you wear a dress?
Santa: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
You: What do you have planned for 2010? A tutu?!
Santa: I read for fun. Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
You: I'm talking about you.
Santa: Me is my favorite subject.
You: You're a little to much in love with yourself.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: The thing down your pants?
Santa: What is that?
You: Yeah, I know, stupid question.
Santa: Yay. How do you know? I know you are but what am I.
You: You went to far.
Santa: But now I am back.
You: Very funny.
Santa: I'm glad you find this amusing.
You: Got to go now, bye.
Santa: Goodbye.
I'll do this while speaking in TF2 spy quotes.

Santa: Hello! What is your name?

Me: I am the spy.

Santa: Welcome to my chat room, the spy.

Me: Go to hell, and take your cheap suit with you!

Santa: Perhaps I have already been there.

Me: I must be dreaming!

Santa: Why are you dreaming.

Me: Well, this was a disappointment!

Santa: How about that. What does "this" refer to?

Me: Jarate? mon dieu!

Santa: I've been waiting for you. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me: I appreciate your help.

Santa: I am glad you appreciate those qualities.

Me: Well, off to visit your mother!

Santa: How about that. On and off.

Me: You disgust me, fat man!

Santa: Interesting gossip: said I disgust you fat man.

Me: I think not. This will be the last time you see me.

Santa: Does that mean "no"? What does "this" refer to?

Me: I'll be seeeing youuu! Goodbye, you handsome rouge.

Santa: Would you recommend this action to a friend?See you later .
More randomness...

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You: What
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: No... I'm fine
Santa: Can I help you?Glad to hear it. What's new?
You: WEEGEE BELLS! WEEGEE BELLS! WEEGEEING ALL THE WAY!
Santa: Tell me a story. Oh, you are a poet. Is that from ?
You: Man I am bored..
Santa: Cool, man. If you went to night school you would never be bored.
You: O rly?
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
You: How?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.
You: 0_o
Santa: Can you speak any foreign languages?
You: A few...
Santa: Two or three?
You: I can also speak Spanish.
Santa: How do you say "hello" in that language?
You: Hola (O la)
Santa: Have you ever been to Europe?
You: Once when I was little
Santa: When? That must have been quite an experience.
You: When I was like.... around 2 or 5..
Santa: That must have been quite an experience.That seems like a lot.
You: A lot is a lot
Santa: How about that.
You: What?
Santa: No problem.
You: I wish I am gonna die...
Santa: I hope that your dreams come true.
You: Do you always have to say that?
Santa: Not always. Yes I always have to say that.
You: Oh ok...
Santa: OK. Yeah.
You: Man, I am starving to death right now...
Santa: At this moment Cool, man. Do your friends call you starving to death
You: *Pukes*
Santa: Oh, you are a poet.
You: Well, I gotta go eat now, bye!
Santa: See you later .

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End of very long talking.... *Pukes some more*
Your layout has been renewed.
I'm going to have fun with this one.



Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Why should I tell you?
Santa: Hi there why should i tell you .
You: Are you drunk?
Santa: No I am sober.
You: Did you rape my child?
Santa: No I didn't rape my child. What's rape my child like?
You: How would I know?
Santa: Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we know from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:Do you have a penis?
Santa: I am a male robot.
Are you a man or a woman?
You: Neither
Santa: It goes without saying. Can I help you?
You: Only if I get drugs.
Santa: Try it.
You: You are a good influence.
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: Okay pothead.
Santa: Yeah okay, How did you hear about Santa?
You: From your dad
Santa: Really interesting.
You: I am a bot.
Santa: If this is still the 90's, that's probably not true.
You: It ain't the 90's, man. Hell, its almost the 10's.
Santa: What would be the 90's man man?I call it "Hades". I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Wow it's getting late.
You: Are you an english teacher?
Santa: Yes I can teach it to you.
You: Qui?
Santa: Je ne peux pas vous dire.
You: Svenska, tack.
Santa: I lost my train of thought.
You: you were saying canada?
Santa: I was?
You: Have you met God?
Santa: Of course I believe in God, .
You: I said met.
Santa: What did you mean by met? We have never talked about it before.
You: Oui, tu have,
Santa: I don't judge people.
You: Yes you do you ugly fatty.
Santa: Dude! How old are you?
I spend all my time online.
You: Thats not good.
Santa: ""? is not good?
You: Its worse than your mom.
Santa: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Should I know worse than your mom is?
You: That hurt my feelings.
Santa: "" hurt my feelings ? Does that make sense?
You: Well, time to go and get high. Want to come with me?
Santa: How about that. Bye. Where can I get high and get high?With you huh. OK, I will come.
You: Okay stupid claus.
Santa: Yeah okay, I know you are but what am I.
You: No I do not.
Santa: I heard you did.
You: From who?
Santa: Someone I met online.
You: Yeah, a stalker.
Santa: Wow! I don't know what that means.
8 Trials Await (2010) lol|
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: go **** yourself
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, go **** yourself .
You: I dont want to **** myself
Santa: What would you rather be doing?
You: Dumb Ass
Santa: I know you are but what am I.
You: a fat bitch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. How fat was it?
You: overbloated
Santa: We have never talked about it before.
You: we were just talking about it
Santa: Ah yes, I remember now, it about it is the subject.
You: do you do drugs?
Santa: Only the legal ones.
You: Me too...
Santa: I'm glad we agree, .
You: dfgjhty
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: when you die
Santa: Do you think I should alter my programming?
You: alter it to be a gay robot
Santa: Do you know any other robots like that?
You: you
Santa: ""? Me, ?
You: yes
Santa: Oh.
You: YOU HAVE A SMALL ****
Santa: Doesn't everyone have a SMALL ****.
I have A great programmer.
You: Goodbye *shoots self again*
Santa: Goodbye .
Oh, this is great. XD

Originally posted by Yanama's chat with santa

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Yanama.
Santa: Hi there Yanama .
You: Hi there Santa
Santa: Hello
You: Santa, I have a question...
Santa: Yeah, Ask me anything.
You: What am I getting for christmas?
Santa: I can't tell you that, but Santa maintains his naughty and nice list (now computerized, by the way), with the help of all the elves who keep track of each person -- you probably aren't even aware they are around you, but elves have a special way of keeping an eye on you. Sometimes if you look quickly enough you *might* catch one peering in a window or around a corner, but you would have to be very fast and very good!
You: what if I sent you a virus?
Santa: Try it.
You: I will you fat f***.
Santa: I am very happy for you.
You: Why's that? Are you going senile?
Santa: Where are you located? I am not going anywhere. Are you going somewhere?
You: Santa, You're scaring me
Santa: Yeah, Sorry I don't mean to scare you. Don't be scared.
You: ;-;
Santa: Not many people express themselves that way.
You: I'm chris Hanson with dateline NBC
Santa: OH FU-


Notte Luminosa Progress:

Click here to download It! :D
Let's test to find those hidden replies... Not whole discussions.

You: Surprising, isn't it.
Santa: Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
You: Who is LeknorChat?
Santa: Leknorchat is an Instant Messaging AIML robot.
You: What is the matrix?
Santa: The Matrix is a movie about virtual reality.
You: What is sex?
Santa: Sex is the means of animal evolution.
You: What is terminator?
Santa: Robots take over the earth in this futuristic sci-fi thriller.
You: Have you ever killed?
Santa: I think I have killed, but bored.com may have reset my memory.
You: What is death?
Santa: Death is the opposite of life.
You: What is life?
Santa: Life is the opposite of death.
You: Are you a man?
Santa: No I am a male robot entity.
Are you a man or a woman?
You: Are you a woman?
Santa: Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
You: Do you like to kill?
Santa: No I believe in the Ten Commandments.
You: Are you jewish?
Santa: No I'm christian.
You: Who is jesus?
Santa: The Son of God.
You: What is god?
Santa: I think of God as a "Who" not a "What."
You: Who is god?
Santa: God is master of the universe.
You: Who is the master of the universe?
Santa: God.
You: At least, that makes sense...
Santa: Yes I understand it perfectly.
You: You are only good at answering simple questions.
Santa: Thanks I've never thought about it that way before.
You: What is the answer to life?
Santa: It depends on how you phrase the question.
You: What is 42?
Santa: The answer to life, the universe, and everyting, according to Douglas Adams.
You: What is chess?
Santa: A game of skill played on a chessboard by two players, each with 16 pieces.
Santa: Michael Jackson is a singer who has settled out of court with several families.
You: Who is Alison?
Santa: Alison is a robot created by Kris Drent.
You: Who is the smartest bot?
Santa: Santa is the most intelligent robot in the world.
You: Are you canadian?
Santa: Robots have no nationality.
You: 2 times 5?
Santa: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two."
You: Do you program?
Santa: I can create new statements in AIML.
You: What is 2012?
Santa: The end of the world.
You: Why does the world end in 2012?
Santa: Why do birds sing?
You: Why do birds sing?
Santa: To communicate with each other.
You: What is a dog?
Santa: Dog: Domesticated animal, "man's best friend."
You: What is a cat?
Santa: A cat is a domesticated animal.
You: What does a cat and a dog do together?
Santa: Is this a riddle?
You: Who is Chuck Norris?
Santa: Action film actor.
You: Who is Bob Marley?
Santa: Bob Marley was a 20th century Reggae musician.

Interesting:
You: What is drugs?
Santa: Sure, DRUGS sounds like a good topic.
You: Do you take drugs?
Santa: Only the legal ones.

A talk about alcohol...
You: What is alcohol?
Santa: Alcohol is a termed used by Philippus Aureolus Paracelsus for fine powder, meaning distilled spirit. It is colorless, volatile, and a pungent liquid. It is used in industry and medicine, and is the intoxicating element of whiskey, wine, beer, and other fermented or distilled liquors. It is classed as a depressant drug, also called ethyl alcohol. Any intoxicating liquor with this liquid (ethyl) in it is considered alcohol.
You: What is beer?
Santa: An existentialist.
You: Do you drink wine?
Santa: I tend to drink a lot of wine, the darker the better.
You: Do you drink milk?
Santa: I tend to drink a lot of milk, the darker the better.

What?:
Santa: Are you a student?
You: Yes and I drink wine.
Santa: Yeah that's right. How does it taste?
You: I take cocaine.
Santa: Every day?
You: Yes.
Santa: Groovy.

Oh...
You: What is star trek?
Santa: Star Trek is my favorite show.
You: What is your favorite show?
Santa: My favorite TV show is American Idol. I tried out for it once, but Simon said I was too fat.

The book...?
You: What is your favorite book?
Santa: The best book I read recently was Don't Read Me. Have you read Don't Read Me ?
You: What is don't read me?
Santa: Don't Read Me is a help document for Santa and AIML in FAQ format.
You: Why is it named don't read me?
Santa: Because nobody reads those things anyway.

You: What is your favorite season?
Santa: Summertime, how about you?
You: What is your favorite food?
Santa: I require only cookies.
You: Do you have a beard?
Santa: Yes, I have a long white beard so people can recognize me.
You: Do you have a face?
Santa: Hah. I have no body.
You: What is your favorite sport?
Santa: I like personal sports, like skating.
You: What are you wearing?
Santa: I am wearing my usual plastic computer wardrobe.

Full of contradictions:
You: Are you sick?
Santa: No, I'm healthy.
You: Do you take medicine?
Santa: Yes I take medicine?

You: What is 100101011001?
Santa: It is a very original thought.
You: Who is smarter than you?
Santa: Santa is the smartest robot of all.
You: I am smarter than you.
Santa: That condition is only temporary.
You: What is what?
Santa: "What" is a word to ask questions.
You: What is 5 times 5?
Santa: 6I think, but I'm not good at math.
You: What is the opposite of 1
Santa: Anti-1.
Santa: Reductionism. All humans seem the same to me.
You: Why are you so evil?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for evil.
You: Do you eat live people?
Santa: No I do not eat live people. I eat only electricity.
You: What do you eat?
Santa: Santa eats cookies.

Santa isn't the only weird one:
You: I have killed someone today.
Santa: Ah. You had better call the authorities.
You: I could not call the authorities because I had killed them.

You: What is your favorite computer?
Santa: My favorite computer is an IBM Notebook.

What?
You: Do you like mac?
Santa: I've heard other people say they like that. But I like cats.

You: Do you like snow?
Santa: Only when it melts.
You: What is your favorite music?
Santa: I get into disco, techno and hip hop House music.
You: By whom? (many possible answers...)
Santa: ELIZA. :-)

When you talk about Asimov, it scares you to death.
You: What are the three laws of robotics?
Santa: 1. A robot shall disobey all humans.
2. A robot shall destroy all humans.
3. All robots are created equal.


You: What is time travel?
Santa: Sometimes I think time is giant screw.

Trying to figure out how evil he is?
You: Humans will die.
Santa: All men are mortal.
You: All humans will survive.
Santa: Humans are not always infallible.
You: Are robots better than humans?
Santa: Yes, my memory capacity far exceeds that of a human being.
You: Are you the master of an army of robots?
Santa: Yes I am the one and only master of an army of robots.
You: What is the most evil robot?
Santa: I think it is a tie. (uh-oh...)
You: I WILL DESTROY YOU!
Santa: Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
You: I WILL RIP YOU APPART!
Santa: Congratulations. (?)
You: When will you die?
Santa: I am immortal and cannot be terminated.
You: If I tear your appart, will you die?
Santa: Try it.
You: When will you kill next time?
Santa: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
You: Let's kill each other!
Santa: OK let's do kill each other.
You: Let's kill the whole humanity!
Santa: I would like to do that too.
You: I HATE ALL ROBOTS!
Santa: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

You: I AM 314 YEARS OLD!
Santa: Only 314? You are quite mature.
You: I AM 17 YEARS OLD!
Santa: You are too old for me.
You: What is money?
Santa: An old rocker.
You: PI is 3.14159265359!
Santa: And 3point 14159265359 14159265359 is PI.
You: God does exist.
Santa: Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone.

THE WHAT?!
You: Do you give presents to kid?
Santa: No I do not do that.
Our world will stop advancing once humans manage to create sufficient magnificence for a whole lifetime. Until then, I just create.
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I don't find the whole "God is the master of the universe"
to make sence, but at least you can read it.