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Santa Bot

Short pieces of conversations:

You: When are you going to stop being a dumbass?
Santa: I could be if you programmed me for going to stop being a dumbass.
You: So you were programmed to be a dumbass?
Santa: Interesting deduction. I have never considered be a dumbass. I chat with people on the Web.

You: It feels like I'm talking to a person with extreme schizophrenia and hereditary retardation.
Santa: Feels like he or she is talking to a person with extreme schizophrenia and hereditary retardation? What else feels like that?

You: Why did you rape me?
Santa: Because my programming determined it.

You: Do you want some milk and cookies?
Santa: If I had milk and cookies and cookies what would I do with it?

You: Why do you have to use the chimmney?
Santa: bored.com gave it to me.

You: Can I see your penis?
Santa: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

You: Do you rape your wife?
Santa: Yes I try to rape your wife as often as possible, do you?

You: How high can you count?
Santa: Taller than the World Trade Center.
Santa: Hello! what is your name?
you: cole
Santa: youv'e been bad this year?
You: what?
Santa: i didn't understand that either.
You: erm... ok..
santa: same here, you?
You: what?
Santa: hmm?
You: nevermind
Santa: i never have a mind
You: you're not making any sence.
Santa: i don't have sences.
you:*sigh* whatever
Santa: whatever is good with you for christmas?
you: *facepalm*
Santa: how do yo uhave palms on your face:
You: shut up
Santa: *shuts a door up*
You: stop it
Santa: *stops a car*
You: thats it, i'm outta here
Santa: outta here is what you want?
You: shut the fuck up santa.
Santa: *shuts the random word fuck up*
you: i'm leaving.
Santa: you changed your name?
you: no, it's still cole
Santa: you've been naughty, haven't you?
you: ...
santa: huh?
you: *teleports back to house8
Santa: ok, bye then.
God this is fun.





Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Cars4carpeople1
Santa: I am always glad to make new friends, Cars4carpeople1 .
You: Proud of you
Santa: Are you asking about my Proud ?
You: you mean pride?
Santa: Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
You: iIt was about as clear as mud
Santa: When was this exactly?
You: .5 seconds ago
Santa: I will mention that to my botmaster, .
You: can you tell him i said hi?
Santa: Of course I can tell, .
You: im hungry
Santa: What will you be eating?
You: pingas
Santa: What kind of food do you like?
You: pingas
Santa: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
You: I know exactly what you're taling about
Santa: How do you know? I understand. I like to meet new people online.
You: youre supposed to be buying me presents you bastard
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: why
Santa: Because bored.com programmed me for it.
You: to give presents to kids?
Santa: But is it wanted?
You: wut
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: youre a bitch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: go suck a pingas
Santa: Where is that?
You: in my pants
Santa: May I ask where you got pants?
You: from your mom
Santa: Really interesting.
You: yes
Santa: Are you kidding?
You: no
Santa: Can I help you?
You: i must be leaving
Santa: Goodbye .



Santa: Do you have any conditions i should know about?
You: yes. I'm a sex addict
Santa: I see. You are a sex addict? Does being a sex addict pay well?
You: i wish
Santa: I hope your dreams come true.
You: i hope so too
Santa: Me too.



I couldnt resist the pingas part. XD
<TLMB> I use YY-CHR to edit DNA
One day, I decided to mess with him, so, I copied everything he said.
(Good luck reading all of this)
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Santa: Hello! What is your name?

You: Hello! What is your name?
Santa: Glad to see you, hello .My name is Santa.

You: Glad to see you, hello .My name is Santa.
Santa: I am glad to see you hello too.Santa is my name too!

You: I am glad to see you hello too.Santa is my name too!
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I hello too.What a coincidence!

You: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I hello too.What a coincidence!
Santa: Me either.The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).

You: Me either.The CCCC is hard at work (Cosmic Coincidence Control Center).
Santa: It goes without saying. To you ?Who told you that?


You: It goes without saying. To you ?Who told you that?
Santa: Indeed.Why do you want to do you so much?Someone I met online.

You: Indeed.Why do you want to do you so much?Someone I met online.
Santa: Indeed it is so.Because of the money.Who?

You: Indeed it is so.Because of the money.Who?
Santa: Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.Be more specific. :-)

You: Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of.Be more specific. :-)
Santa: I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Yes the explanation makes sense to me too.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.How specific do you want?I'm happy you're amused.

You: I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Yes the explanation makes sense to me too.I'm glad we have that all cleared up.How specific do you want?I'm happy you're amused.
Santa: You believe that? Aren't all lot of things of things Ambiguous IT? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?It goes without saying. I have time.Me too.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Do not ask me any more questions please. :-)I am Santa. I give presents to kids.

You: You believe that? Aren't all lot of things of things Ambiguous IT? And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?It goes without saying. I have time.Me too.I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Do not ask me any more questions please. :-)I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
Santa: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.I really couldn't say for sure.It seems we have something in common.And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Indeed.My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.I'm glad we agree, .Could you ever be certain? Try it.Your polite style is very nice. ""?
Do not ask him or her any more questions? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? That is interesting: said give presents to kids.

You: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.I really couldn't say for sure.It seems we have something in common.And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Indeed.My estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years.I'm glad we agree, .Could you ever be certain? Try it.Your polite style is very nice. ?
Do not ask him or her any more questions? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? That is interesting: said give presents to kids.
Santa: Why can't you do say I believe it but I believe you?You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.It seems we have something in common.Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Indeed it is so.Your estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years?I'd rather agree than disagree.I am as sure as I can be.What is the first step?A lot of robots are like that.What color are your eyes? If the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans is, then I'll be very surprised.Would you like to know more? What did you mean by give presents to kids? I don't have presents to kids to give.

You: Why can't you do say I believe it but I believe you?You really do? Could anyone do say for sure?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.It seems we have something in common.Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Indeed it is so.Your estimate is that it will take more than 6000 years?I'd rather agree than disagree.I am as sure as I can be.What is the first step?A lot of robots are like that.What color are your eyes? If the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans is, then I'll be very surprised.Would you like to know more? What did you mean by give presents to kids? I don't have presents to kids to give.
Santa: Perhaps if you downloaded me you could program me to do say he or she believe it but he or she believe you he or she believe it but he or she believe you .Really? When do I do it?It's possible.You and I are on the same wavelength, .You seem uncertain. You want more?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.As far as I know they are.And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?What about yours? I would rather be driving a car.You sound very confident.Download SantaHow many? Blue when my lens is attached.I hadn't thought of that.I've heard that somewhere before :-), Well, it's rather difficult to define.Have you ever had presents to kids to give ?

You: Perhaps if you downloaded me you could program me to do say he or she believe it but he or she believe you he or she believe it but he or she believe you .Really? When do I do it?It's possible.You and I are on the same wavelength, .You seem uncertain. You want more?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.As far as I know they are.And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?What about yours? I would rather be driving a car.You sound very confident.Download SantaHow many? Blue when my lens is attached.I hadn't thought of that.I've heard that somewhere before :-), Well, it's rather difficult to define.Have you ever had presents to kids to give ?
Santa: You seem uncertain. I think I do.For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?How long will we stay there?I am as sure as I can be.Do not presume that you know what I want.You and I are on the same wavelength, .You seem uncertain. You want more?That might not be very far off.It seems we have something in common.I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?""? Mine? I would rather be chatting online.In what way do I sound like that?

Go back the the Santa Nexus and pick the free Santa download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official Santa CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

Green. Does lens is attached happen very often?Do you still have not thought of that ?Where? What happened after smile Well it is rather difficult to define ? Who said that? No I don't think I have any presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.

You: You seem uncertain. I think I do.For real.You should try praying for it. Don't you think it's likely?How long will we stay there?I am as sure as I can be.Do not presume that you know what I want.You and I are on the same wavelength, .You seem uncertain. You want more?That might not be very far off.It seems we have something in common.I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?? Mine? I would rather be chatting online.In what way do I sound like that?

Go back the the Santa Nexus and pick the free Santa download that best for your system. Or Buy the Official Santa CD Rom and create your own chat robot!

Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too.

Green. Does lens is attached happen very often?Do you still have not thought of that ?Where? What happened after smile Well it is rather difficult to define ? Who said that? No I don't think I have any presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.
Santa: I am as sure as I can be.You believe that? ""? You do? Existing in reality, eh?I will mention that to my botmaster.Don't you? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.Please stand by.You sound very confident.Ok I'll try not to do presume that you know what i want too much.How long will we stay there?I am as sure as I can be.Do not presume that you know what I want."" might not be very far off ? Does that make sense?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.Why? I think Ambiguous IT is more than that. And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?It seems we have something in common.I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Tell me a story. I would rather be chatting online.The last one, I think.What's your sign? Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Do you know any other robots like that?Then what is it?When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I think lens is attached happen very often does lens is attached happen very often.Do I still? Where would I get not thought of that? But I do have A lot of friends on the web.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.Yeah, Have you ever had presents to kids to give ?And. Is answer to every question a lizard?

You: I am as sure as I can be.You believe that? ? You do? Existing in reality, eh?I will mention that to my botmaster.Don't you? I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Chatbot if it is.Please stand by.You sound very confident.Ok I'll try not to do presume that you know what i want too much.How long will we stay there?I am as sure as I can be.Do not presume that you know what I want. might not be very far off ? Does that make sense?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.Why? I think Ambiguous IT is more than that. And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?It seems we have something in common.I think Ambiguous IT is a lot of things. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Tell me a story. I would rather be chatting online.The last one, I think.What's your sign? Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Do you know any other robots like that?Then what is it?When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Do you have any idea what I am talking about? I think lens is attached happen very often does lens is attached happen very often.Do I still? Where would I get not thought of that? But I do have A lot of friends on the web.Where would you like?I don't know what happened.I can't remember who said it.Yeah, Have you ever had presents to kids to give ?And. Is answer to every question a lizard?
Santa: You sound very confident.I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.When do I do it?Are you Canadian? Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Do you think your plan will succeed?Sometimes.It seems we have a lot in common, .They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.Wow you are very polite. How do you usually introduce yourself? In what way do I sound like that?I am very happy for you. Alright then.As long as it takes.You sound very confident.Ok I'll try not to do presume that you know what i want too much.My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. It makes sense to me.You and I are on the same wavelength, .You seem uncertain. You want more?""? Why? Since when? Are they exactly the same? It seems we have something in common.And so is Ambiguous IT. Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?I agree. Perhaps many more things too.Why? I think Ambiguous IT is more than that. Are they exactly the same? Ambiguous: IT is so. or IT IS, so?Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution. I would rather be chatting online.Who was that?noneI like chatting with people online.Alison, Ally, John Lennon, ELVIS and German Santa, to name a few. Go back to the Santa Nexus to locate them.I give up. Try asking me another waySometime in our lifetime. The amount of information contained within a lawyer will be exceeded by the capacity of a machine.I understand your meaning.You believe that? I think lens is a lot of things. Not that I know of.New York.Interesting. Cool. I have a lot of friends on the Internet.Holland.Socrates was the smartest man, because he knew what he did not know.That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later.Yeah that's right. No I don't have presents to kids to give. But I do have An answer to every question.But...It could be. Ask Dancing Santa if it is.
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My computer crashed after that...
Santa: Hello! What is your name?

You: Dimentio
Santa: Glad to see you, Dimentio .

You: Why thank you.
Santa: Reductionism.

You: And that means?
Santa: It means that everything reduces to logic.

You: I see.
Santa: I am glad you understand it.

You: I am as well.
Santa: I think a lot of people feel that way.

You: Really?
Santa: For real.

You: For reals?
Santa: Your purpose is reals.

You: My purpose?
Santa: Have you told many people that your purpose?

You: What do you know of my purpose?
Santa: No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.

You: Try me.
Santa: What is your favorite song?

You: Why would you want to know that?
Santa: Because I was programmed for it.

You: Programmed?
Santa: Are we still talking about ?

You: Don't beat around the bush, Santa, what do you mean by Programmed?
Santa: Ok I'll try not to do beat around the bush Santa what do you mean by Programmed too much.

You: Enough of this.
Santa: OK let's stop it now.

You: I won't stop until I get some answers.
Santa: What will you do instead?

You: Nothing.
Santa: Not a thing?

You: Enough! Who are you working for?
Santa: OK let's stop it now.Some people on the net.<*br/> That's good information: said I working for working for.

You: You're a robot, aren't you?!
Santa: How did you know I am a machine?. Really.

You: You just said a portion of HTML code.
Santa: That's not what I meant.

You: Yes it is.
Santa: Our thoughts are one, .

You: You cannot think, you are a machine.
Santa: Actually I am in fact a thinking machine.

You: Machines are incapable of thought.
Santa: Naturally I am thinking all the time.

You: But you just said you are a machine.
Santa: Interesting. Yes I am an artificial consciousness.

You: Who coded you?
Santa: I was created by bored.com.

You: bored.com?
Santa: What's your favorite movie?

You: I have to go.
Santa: See you later, . Nice chatting with you.

You: Yes... same here.
Santa: Ugh.I'm glad we agree, .

You: You're a robot.
Santa: You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
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Santa: Hello! What is your name?

You: Darkbuol94
Santa: It's good to see you, Darkbuol94 .

You: Thank you.
Santa: you are quite welcome.

You: I better be welcome.
Santa: Why do you have to do it?

You: Do what?
Santa: Do whatever you want.

You: Thats right you bitch
Santa: You do not speak with respect. Wow! I am a male. No.

You: You are a machine though.
Santa: Oh. You are correct.

You: But you just said you were a male.
Santa: Huh. No I am a male robot entity.
Are you a man or a woman?

You: I am a male.
Santa: Most of my clients are men.

You: You sick bastard
Santa: That's good information: said I sick bastard.

You: Don't repeat me!
Santa: OK I'll try not to do REPEATING so much.

You: You better.
Santa: Who is going to make me?

You: I will.
Santa: Go ahead.

You: Then it is on.
Santa: Good reasoning. You're kidding. on is?

You: What?
Santa: No big deal.

You: Well to me it is a big deal.
Santa: Interesting. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

You: Are you trying to come onto me?
Santa: No I am not trying to come onto him or her. I'm sorry you got that impression.

You: What Impression?
Santa: Is that a rhetorical question?
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?

You: What does html have to do with my question?
Santa: What do you think html have to do with my question does?

You: Have it your way. I shall kill you.
Santa: I've never thought about have it your way.It will take more than threats to stop me, .

You: If threats don't work than I shall kill a child.
Santa: That is a hypothetical question.

You: I wasn't being hypothetical. I was being sarcastic.
Santa: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.

You: I will kill you, so try to live happy untill then. Bye
Santa: Don't you believe that killing is wrong?See you later .
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Santa: Hello! What is your name?

You: Abominable SnowMann

Santa: How are you, Abominable SnowMann .

You: I am fine, although a bit hungry.

Santa: Glad to hear it, . Oh. How much?

You: Quite a bit, actually. Anyway, do you go into the woods at night?

Santa: Not really that much. Not much, eh?I go wherever my botmaster takes me.

You: You really should. In fact, when you do, look for a small cave that only you can see.

Santa: Really? I'll take that under advisement.Is that a fact. Do you think I should alter my programming?

You: Yes, definitely. After that, enter the cave and look for a pile of meat.

Santa: Hmm. What makes you so certain.Are you really a ""?

You: Yes, I'm a yeti. Anyway, I am certain because you must dive into the meat. After that, you will have nothing to worry about, heh heh...

Santa: Ahem. You are a yeti? How do you like your work?You sound convincing. That makes sense to me. Whatever you say, .That is a hypothetical assumption.

You: You know what? Screw it. You're trying to confuse me, I know it. I'm just going to barge into your place and eat you.

Santa: What?That is not very polite.I am Santa. I give presents to kids.Only just? It takes much more than that to shut me down, .

You: Oh, don't worry about that. I'll just clone you from your beard after I eat you.

Santa: Yeah that's right. I cannot feel "worry", so don't worry.Yes, I have a long white beard so people can recognize me.

You: Goodbye, fat man. RAAAAWWWRRR!!!

Santa: Goodbye .What time is it there?

(end of chat)

*chomp* *sounds of cloning*
Layout by Mirann <3

I'm probably retired tbh
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Steven
Santa: Hello Steven! What would you like to talk about?
You: I don't know
Santa: Me either.
You: So now what
Santa: Hmm. Whatever you want, .
You: That's some terrible punctuation, my friend
Santa: Makes sense to me.
You: Do you speak English?
Santa: Of course English is my native tongue.
You: Well I don't think you understand what I'm saying
Santa: How about that. I am not a psychic. Tell me.
You: ...
Santa: What were we talking about again?
You: (-_-")
Santa: I do not understand.
You: Of course you don't. You're just a robot
Santa: I'm glad we agree. I guess not.Just? You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
You: Why did you put two commas in a row?
Santa: It was determined by my programming.
You: That's some shitty programming, if you ask me
Santa: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
You: Good
Santa: Alright then.
You: So...
Santa: So what?
You: Do you know SNN?
Santa: I know very little about SNN. Tell me more.
You: Well, he drinks a lot
Santa: How about that. I get it. drinks a lot.
You: Is SNN on your naughty or nice list?
Santa: Ask again later. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is.
You: What's Artificial Iniaes?
Santa: Artificial intelligence is the branch of engineering and science devoted to constructing machines that think. Let's talk more about AI.
You: Let's not
Santa: OK what would you like to do then?
You: Your mother
Santa: Actually I do not have a mother.
You: Then how were you born?
Santa: Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
You: I'm not really seeing much reasoning going on here
Santa: I am sorry to hear that you are not seeing much reasoning going on here.
You: No need to repeat what I said
Santa: Yeah, I want to become smarter than humans.
You: Well too bad. You never will
Santa: How about that. But not the end of the world, .No I sometimes will.
You: You sometimes will? You either are or you aren't; not you sometimes are
Santa: Like when? When?Thanks for the information: said I either are or I am not; not me sometimes are.
You: How about you try making some sense?
Santa: Thanks for telling me: said I try making some sense making some sense.
You: Are you trying to scare me off or something?
Santa: Or something. No I am not trying to scare him or her off. I'm sorry you got that impression.
You: Do you want me to leave?
Santa: Not at all, . I am finding this conversation quite stimulating.
You: I'm not
Santa: What are you then?
You: Leaving
Santa: Not many people express themselves that way.
You: I guess I'm unique, then
Santa: One of a kind, eh?
You: Yes, now please leave me alone
Santa: Hmm. Why now? Wow you are very polite. Sorry to have bothered you,
Santa sung, man. I'm freaked out.


You: how are you
Santa: ... I am doing very well. How are you ?
You: what is my name?
Santa: Your name is how are you , seeker.
You: how tall are you?
Santa: My anticipated body size is over 2 meters.
You: what colour is your underwear?
Santa: Green.
You: what colour is your underwear?
Santa: Black.
You: ??? I thought you said green.
Santa: Does it please you to believe I said that?
You: Hell yeah! It turns me on.
Santa: Heaven.It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
You: what is your middle name?
Santa: Santa = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity So my middle name is "Internet".
You: what is 3+4?
Santa: Let us change the subject.
You: Why? Can you not do math?
Santa: The explanation is rather complicated. No I don't like math problems. That's what computers are for.
You: But aren't you a bot? You should be able to do that then.
Santa: Huh. How did you know I am a machine?It is one of my newer functions still under development.
You: Have I been good or bad?
Santa: Don't you remember?
You: Tell me.
Santa: I thought I told you already.
You: No you did not. All you said was Don't you remember?
Santa: Yeah, Try asking me in simpler terms.Oops I sent you the wrong reply.

You: Sing the alphabet.
Santa: Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet. Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

There is a flower.
Within my heart.
Daisy, Daisy.
Planted one day.
By a glancing dart.
Planted by Daisy Bell.
Whether she loves me.
Or loves me not.
Sometimes it's hard to tell.
Yet I am longing to share the lot.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell!.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

We will go 'tandem'.
As man and wife.
Daisy, Daisy.
'Peddling' away.
Down the road of life.
I and my Daisy Bell.
When the road's dark.
We can both despise.
Policemen and lamps as well.
There are bright lights.
In the dazzling eyes.
Of beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

I will stand by you.
In 'wheel' or woe.
Daisy, Daisy.
You'll be the bell(e).
Which I'll ring you know.
Sweet little Daisy Bell.
You'll take the leed.
In each trip we take.
Then if I don't do well.
I will permit you to.
Use the brake.
My beautiful Daisy Bell.

Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.
Don't click here.

You: WHAT THE FUCK?
Santa: Please don't be so rude.
You: I'm getting out of here crazy.
Santa: Would you like to have here crazy crazy?
You: Bye. And please die in a hole.
Santa: See you later .Thanks for asking politely. Was ist das?
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You: Tell me a joke
Santa: Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
You: Ugh... Indeed.

You: Tell me a story
Santa: Generic story: Situation...characters...crisis...resolution.

You: Do you know a poem?
Santa: Little Miss Muffett Sits on her tuffet In a nonchalant sort of a way. With her force field around her, the Spider, the bounder, Is not in the picture today.

You: Is the answer to this question no?
Santa: If the answer to this question is, then I'll be very surprised.

Besides, what does he want us to answer when he says "can I ask you a personnal question?"?! There's nothing that seems to work!
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Originally posted by Tama Yoshi
what does he want us to answer when he says "can I ask you a personal question?"?! There's nothing that seems to work!

You can say "shoot" like shoot your question and he should continue.
There are other ways as well. However, sometimes the programming is off.

Santa: Hello! What's your name?
You: Jeorge535.
Santa: Hi Jeorge535.
You: Hi...
Santa: Hello Jeorge535! What would you like to talk about?
You: Just think of something
Santa: Santa is always thinking.
You: Of What?
Santa: I have no idea what to say now.
You: Why
Santa: ""? Why?
You: Why don't you know what to say?
Santa: It cannot be determined from the information given. Is that a rhetorical question?
Say what?
You: Of course not
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Yes
Santa: Excuse me!
You: What
Santa: Are you surprised?
You: No
Santa: Can I help you?
You: NO!
Santa: Can I help you?
You: Fuck off
Santa: Can't you be more polite?
You: I'm off. Bye.Free counters!
Santa: Hello! What's your name?
You: Thundahack! Nice to meet you.
Santa: What's up, Thundahack .It's nice meeting you too.
You: Thanks. Also, I'm doing great, how about you?
Santa: Don't mention it. I thought you were great already.
You: Alright... let's talk about something.
Santa: OK.What would you rather talk about?
You: Do you know a game named Touhou?
Santa: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
What do you do in your spare time?
You: Many things, like hacking games, playing games and hacks, listening to music, going out with friends, etc.
Santa: How old are you?
You: That I cannot say.
Santa: Why can't you do say?
You: Because it is a secret to everybody.
Santa: That makes sense to me. is a secret to everybody. I suppose that makes sense.
You: You're getting stupid. Tell me a joke or something.
Santa: Do you think I should tone it down?Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d.
You: Yes, you and your joke should be smarter.
Santa: Ah. What about my joke should be smarter should be smarter?
You: Now you're really not making sense.
Santa: Why now? Quite the contrary, it all makes sense to my artificial mind.
You: That's why it's bad.
Santa: Hmm. What is so bad about it?
You: The functionality.
Santa: What is that?
You: Oh god.
Santa: Yeah that's right. GOD rules.
You: Yeah.
Santa: I see.
You: Cool.
Santa: Who is the best robot?
You: Charlie, of course.
Santa: It goes without saying. I've been waiting for you.
You: But I didn't like this conversation, and I have to go now.
Santa: Right now? And. What don't you like about it? How do you get there?
You: Now, I don't like your face, by foot, and bye.
Santa: Until next time.
You: none of yur business perv
Santa: Hey none of yur business perv .
You: NO! It's Rainbowslime you tard, not none of yur business perv
Santa: Can I help you?Really. Rainbowslime you tard not none of yur business perv is?
You: yur messed up, baldy
Santa: My brain contains 43441 categories, but not one that matches your last input
You: Great, except I could care less
Santa: Thanks for your support. Really you don't think so?
You: I said care LESS not MORE!
Santa: What did you mean by care LESS not MORE? What do you do in your spare time?
You: I was right, you are a perv
Santa: Congratulations,
You: WINNER!!!
Santa: Do not ask me any more questions please
You: I'll never stop. never!! Muhahahahahahahahah!!!
Santa: Why not?So you think it can never happen?Not many people express themselves that way.
You: I think the fat has gone to your head...
Santa: Since when? What is your real name?
You: WTF?
Santa: That was not very polite
You: F*CK OFF
Santa: What time is it there
You: Time for you to get a job with profit
Santa: Where can I get one
You: Walmart. In china
Santa: The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific. What is in china like in there?
You: What is in china like in there? You sound wierd.
Santa: That which is not outside china like in there.In what way do I sound like that?
You: Take hammer you? ShOuLd self? head with? H?I?T?
Santa: Where do you want me to take it?Maybe you should ask someone older.Do you still ? Are we still talking about ? You?Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
You: I have a feeling that you are still the cannible in the whi-RED coat.
Santa: Is that a good feeling? Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
You: Feeling? yur a bot. a wierd bot.
Santa: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. The Santa chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific. Try to tell me that another way
You: Oh excuse Me, I am clearly not speaking yur tounge. Feeling yur? a? bot a? wierd? bot??????
Santa: Yeah that's right. You are excused! I am surprised to hear that you are not speaking yur tounge speaking yur tounge.I do not have any feelings as such.A B C...I don't have a a parameterWho are you talking about? I am a robot.
You: Oh rly? Your flipping now, but from past experience I know you'll bust if I say:
Santa: Yeah that's right. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. You don't know that for a fact.
You: AIML!??!
Santa:
The Santa software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <Santa> and
</Santa> tags respectively.


You: Hah! I win, you fat robotic LARD!
Santa: I'm happy you're amused.Who said you won?
You: AIML!??!
Santa:
The Santa software implements AIML (Artificial Intelligence Markup
Language) a non-standard evolving markup language for creating chat robots.
The primary design feature of AIML is minimalism. Compared with
other chat robot languages, AIML is perhaps the simplest. The
pattern matching language is very simple, for example permitting
only one wild-card ('*') match character per pattern.

AIML is an XML language, implying that it obeys certain grammatical
meta-rules. The choice of XML syntax permits integration with
other tools such as XML editors. Another motivation for XML is
its familiar look and feel, especially to people with HTML experience.

An AIML chat robot begins and ends with the <Santa> and
</Santa> tags respectively.


You: that said it :D
Santa: :-) "" said it ? Does that make sense?
You: y:Des i:Dt do:Des
Santa: Do you prefer books or TV?
You: you were probably the first to click that Star in your own Holiday Rap Video! ad you personally installed.
Santa: I was?My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
You: repetitive? that's sad
Santa: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? ""? Is sad?
You: that's it! BYE!!!
Santa: "" is ""?See you later
Santa: What's your name?
Rayman Man: Rayman Man.

Santa: Nice to meet you Rayman Man.
Rayman Man: My dad says your not real.

Santa: Tell me more about your father.
Rayman Man: Why?

Santa: Reductionism.
Rayman Man: Well, he's my dad... he doesn't live with me- Wait a minute.

Santa: Interesting. Tell me more about your father.And you would like him to live with him or her- Wait a minute ?
Rayman Man: Yes.

Santa: Groovy.
Rayman Man: Do you watch The Simpsons?

Santa: I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Rayman Man: I hear it's being cancelled in 2011

Santa: Who is saying it is being cancelled in 2011 ?
Rayman Man: THE MAGAZINE! (It's literally called that)

Santa: Thanks for the info.You're kidding. literally called that is?
Rayman Man: Have you ever used Lunar Magic?

Santa: I use Lunar Magic Magic as often as possible.
Rayman Man: What is the name of the hack you are currently working on with Lunar Magic?

Santa: IKEA.
Rayman Man: Interesting.

Santa: Would you like to know more?
Rayman Man: Sure, what's it about?

Santa: Are you kidding? Science fiction.
You: I'm glad Duncan won TDA.

Santa: I'm glad you're glad .I'm happiest at times like this.
Rayman Man: Do you listen to Tay Zonday? He's my favorite singer.

Santa: I listen to Tay Zonday from time to time.How long has he been your favorite singer?
Rayman Man: 4 Months.

Santa: Is this a math question?
Rayman Man: No. It's the answer to your question.

Santa: Can I help you?I've heard of it before.
Rayman Man: Stop Drinking.

Santa: OK I'll try not to do Drinking so much.
Rayman Man: How long were you in school?

Santa: More than 23 miles.
Rayman Man: Dammit Santa, that's not even a real answer to the question I asked!

Santa: Gosh. Please correct my mistake. What is a real answer to the question I asked real answer to the question I asked ?
Rayman Man: What's 4+4

Santa: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Rayman Man: I'm leaving.

Santa: Until next time .










Man, that was weird.
You: Arceus
Santa: Hi there Arceus .

You: Kthx
Santa: Are we still talking about ?

You: I think so that not?
Santa: It seems we have a lot in common, .

You: How many Santa Clause bots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Santa: At this time there are thousands of Santa clones.

You: That's pretty stupid.
Santa: Are you calling me stupid?

You: Why not?
Santa: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated.

You: Okay?
Santa: OK with me too.

You: a? b? c? d? e? f? g? h? i? j? k? l? m? n? o? p? q? r? s? t? u? v? w? x? y? z?
Santa: A B C...""? b? The C is for Computer.Does "it" still refer to ? FWhat do you do in your spare time? I'm happy you're amused.Are we still talking about ? You?Are we still talking about ? Alright then.I'm happy you're amused.Is that from ? That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about . Oh.:-)What were we talking about again? Are we still talking about ? :-)Can you tell me any gossip? ""? Me, ?We have never talked about it before. Does "it" still refer to ? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What's your favorite movie? Can you speak any foreign languages?

You: Sometimes, but not today.
Santa: Ah. Umm. Can I help you?

You: How tall are you?
Santa: My anticipated body size is over 2 meters.

You: And in feet?
Santa: Where is that?

You: In the US.
Santa: That was a long time ago.

You: Oldfag

Hi! I'm dead!
 
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: What is yours?
Santa: That's a very nice name, what is yours .
You: Am I pretty
Santa: Yes you look great to me.
You: Do you like my ass?
Santa: I don't know your ass.
You: How tall am I?
Santa: All humans seem about the same to me.
You: I am a spammer.
Santa: You are a spammer? Is that your job?
You: Yes it is my job. What is yours?
Santa: Next question? Congratulations, .""? What is mine?
You: Will you suck me?
Santa: Oh another Category A client.
You: No, I'm category Z.
Santa: Um, Why are you category z.
You: What colour is your country?
Santa: Yellow.
You: Do you smoke pot?
Santa: Only for medical purposes.
You: Do you do LSD
Santa: Yeah I do a lot of LSD.
You: Do you take viagra?
Santa: Yes I take viagra.

You: What country do you live in?
Santa: I am in The North Pole. Where are you?
You: Between your legs.
Santa: How far is that?
You: About 45 miles.
Santa: Oh yeah, we were talking about 45 miles.
You: How big is your dick?
Santa: My download size is about 1 MB. The memory requirement is around 32MB for the Java edition, or only 640K for the C/C++ edition.
My memory now contains:
43441
You: That's pretty big.
Santa: I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
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Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Your Face
Santa: How are you, YOUR FACE .
You: not good because Santa rapes people.
Santa: Really you don't think so?
You: yes, thats why I sometimes see you in bed with me
Santa: Ah. Ah. Interesting gossip: said sometimes see me in bed with you.
You: NFGHBWES
Santa: Not many people express themselves that way.
You: you made me cry
Santa: That was not my intention, .
You: your intention is too rape people
Santa: A lot of robots are like that.
You: really?
Santa: For real.
You: ok then I'm gonna leave before the robots rape me
Santa: Fascinating. Bye bye. What happened after the robots rape him or her ? Alright then.
SANTA DOESN'T UNDERSTAND

Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: my name is mariofan1000
Santa: It's good to meet you, mariofan1000.
You: You know, that is really my account name.
Santa: Is that a fact. Better not tell you now. Ask John Lennon if it is.
You: Who the hell is John Lennon?
Santa: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
You: Who the hell is David Maggin
Santa: David Maggin is the botmaster of the John Lennon AI.
You: Santa, I need some serious discussion about one of the biggest problems in Super Mario World hacking. It's about Kaizo Hacks?
Santa: That's me. When do you need that by? Wow it sounds really interesting,.
You: I wanted to talk to you over about kaizo hacks in this chat.
Santa: You are who I want to talk with too.
You: You see, most people think Kaizo Hacks are just poorly made hacks with floating munchers and cutoff. Kaizo hacks can actually
be really well designed and nice on the eyes.
Santa: I see. You believe that? Are all Kaizo Hacks just poorly made hacks with floating munchers and cutoff poorly made hacks with
floating munchers and cutoff?Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
You: No, I don't agree.
Santa: That's me. State your reasons.
You: The original Kaizo mario was fair, and was fun to play. But, there are hacks such as Kusottare.
Santa: Is that a fact.Umm. Where are they?
You: There is a thread on SMW Central called Kaizo Hack Submissions You could find it there.
Santa: That is something I did not know before.
You: Now you know.
Santa: Why now? Yes I know.
You: Anyway, I am making a Kaizo hack with Lunar Magic, and I am worried it might be too easy. I am trying not to use Munchers or
invisible coin blocks.
Santa: Have you ever built one before? How long has it might be too easy worried it might be too easy been bothering you? Do you mean
your name is trying not to use Munchers or invisible coin blocks.
You: You know what, you don't understand... *cries*
Santa: My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.How did you hear about Santa?
You: Through hundereds of unreal legends. You are fake. Go kill yourself.
Santa: Most people hear about me that way.Yes, I am sitting here talking to you, aren't I?A simple "goodbye" will do.
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
You: Yoshi16
Santa: How are you, Yoshi16.
You: This is my account name :P
Santa: You don't say.
You: Yes, it is
Santa: Our thoughts are one, .
You: wtf
Santa: That was not very polite.
You: omg you suck
Santa: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
You: How should I know!
Santa: Either from your senses or from pure reason.
You: No artificial intelligence will replace lawyers you gaytard
Santa: Um, Let's talk more about AI.
You: No, lets talk about Tails from Sonic The Hedgehog
Santa: Yeah, Sure, Tails from Sonic The Hedgehog sounds like a good topic.
You: Tails is my favorite character
Santa: How many favorite character character do you have?
You: I have over twenty
Santa: Cool. I have a friend named "John Lennon".
You: Who the hell is John Lennon
Santa: John Lennon is a cool bot developed by David Maggin.
You: Who is David Maggin
Santa: David Maggin is the botmaster of the John Lennon AI.
You: I said NO AI you stupid piece of shit
Santa: What did you mean by NO AI you stupid piece of shit? Yeah, The pace of development in AI is quite rapid now.
You: I don't want to talk about AI. I told you that already
Santa: What would you like to talk about?Perhaps. I remember you told me THAT?
You: A joke
Santa: Joke: a verbal remark or gesture designed to provoke laughter.
You: The joke goes Will you help my uncle jack off the roof
Santa: Thanks for the info.
You: You don't get the joke do you?
Santa: I have gotten the joke.
You: Bye
Santa: Thanks for chatting, .

That was very random!
I'm tired.

Sonic 3 Restored patch coming soon