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Wut is e-penors?

So.. how do I increase the size this newly acquired "e-peener" I've gained.. If I get "e-hard" will it get bigger? I'm terribly confused.. I really need some explanation, this is overwhelming and I'm becoming quite traumatized by this. Maybe I should see a doctor. Who knows?


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I do advise seeing a doctor, 7 cm isn't that long if you have been here for a year and some months.
I'm not a qualified doctor, but I think it increases by postcount(also known as total times you have gotten e-hard).
Or maybe you just need to look at more internet "fanservice".
Lmao Jay, I know it increases by postcount ;D (don't tell anyone). But yeah, I signed up a long time ago and was completely inactive for a while, so that'd explain my horribly low amount of posts. I just started posting a lot very recently O_o.

EDIT: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG IT GREW!!!!!!!!

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e-peeners are your levels.
Mine is 62 cm. long, is big.
I have to go to a doctor.
i just lurk sometimes
Err.. Neutron, just a little note ;).
<Nekoh> the bigger your e-peener the smaller your rl peener

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Now with extra girl and extra hacker
ah so thats what it is :D
hm.. okay ^^
I wonder what a 69 cm e-peener would imply...

Gah! Dirty thoughts, begone! The power of Christ compels you!
My e-peen's longness is a half of the real one

No, that's a lie. It's actually a third.
*runs*
What madness have I brought to this world.. 69cm peeners? O_o

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Cm's suck... too short. Our e-peeners should most definitely be measured in inches. That would do justice, methinks. Having a 69-inch peener would be much better than a 69-cm peener. Just a thought. :D



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It looks like we're all officially members of the pen15 club :o

Also, I'm loling at all the n00bs
Lmao Ladida<3 Although I do have a pen15.. it doesn't happen to be 15 cm yet, am I still in the club? DX

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I've had a 22cm erection that's lasted more than four hours. Should I consult my physician?


Yeah, it didnt take me very long to figure out...

Oh and i loled pretty hard at :
Originally posted by Noobish Noobsicle


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Also, I seem to have bubblewrap/mildew-y things hanging off the bottom of my e-peener. They're smiling at me. Not sure if this should be worrisome.
For those of you who can't bother to convert 100cm to inches, that's 39.4 inches. Might want to call a doctor there. Or lay off the viagra.
My e-peenor is the same length as Ulti's? The same length as Ulti's?

I detect a major flaw in the system. Where is my sideways eight?
I cant find pants big enoug to fit it in. Fuck.

Originally posted by S.N.N.
My e-peenor is the same length as Ulti's? The same length as Ulti's?

I detect a major flaw in the system. Where is my sideways eight?

hey, thats was ur 8500th post :P[/offtopic]
mine grew a few minutes ago from 6 to 7 :D



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