I remember when my e-peener was only 1 cm long... Ah, the good ol' days... Wait, no, they sucked. My e-peener was so tiny... But I've been getting more and more e-rections, and now I have quite a normal sized e-peener in my opinion. E-peeners are very win. This deserves a sticky, I think.
EDIT: I just noticed something TOTALLY bogus with this e-peener system... Internoob has a e-peener of 82-FKING-CMS! This in itself is just plain IMPOSSIBLE. If his is 82 cm's long, and SNN's is only 100... then WTF is going on?!

~Pirate Yoshi~