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The Unofficial List of Unfunny and Annoying Things

Because I thought we really could use a list of things people do that really piss you off. I think with a list like what I have in mind, we could reduce the facepalm ratio by somewhere between 0% to 10%.

Anyway, to start.

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General Internet:

Weegee, Shoop da Whoop, Pingas, Over 9000, This is Sparta, 1337speak, Rickroll, The cake is a lie, "chipmunk" videos, Awesome Face, saying "epic" or "fail" or "ownage", "fail" pictures, XD and O_O and other such emoticons, saying "LOL" or "ROFL" or other variants (especially in caps)

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SMWC:

Munchers, Moons, excessive sarcasm (example: the whole thing with the crappy levels thread and people commenting on how awesome they are), *shot* jokes, saying sarcastic things and crossing them out, "ohai", people who constantly bash Touhou

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General Real Life:

Cake, pie, cheese, blatant "randomness", Chuck Norris jokes, "your mom" jokes, bringing any internet fad to real life, people who complain about their lives (especially school)

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Feel free to add as many as you want. Later posts won't be added to this post - the whole thread will serve as a list. A completely accurate list can't exist, because what is funny, annoying, and unfunny are all opinions. However, feel free to repeat previously stated things. This will emphasize the opinions.
fuck yeah meowingtons
The Eggs of Saear | #extreme | Spade's Gallery of Visual Arts | PM me | My YouTube channel | xkcd | Dinosaur Comics
General Internet:

Epic Fail, Chuck Norris jokes

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SMWC:

Reggieshrug, Arbe, ST's puns, posting crappy level videos on purpose, SNN
SMWCentral:
  1. Solely dedicating a post to one quote and the word "This."
  2. Some sort of lame joke aimed at SNN's fake addiction to alcohol or anus
  3. HOLY CRAP THERE'S A SLIGHT CHANGE OF CODING OR DAY-TO-DAY ACTIVITY ON THE WEBSITE SO WE MUST BE GETTING HACKED! AHH ARBE IS BACK!
Internet:
  1. Pedobear
  2. OH WOW THEY'RE MISSING A FINGER!
  3. Black guy in the bottom left corner.
  4. Making references to memes in most of your writing thinking you look cool
General:
  1. Oh yeah? Well that's what SHE said.
  2. Using general internet lingo such as LOL in real life. It doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look too lazy to use whole words.
I might add more later. This is actually fun ... it's like indirect bashing of idiots.
General internet: Lolfaces. Chuck Norris jokes, Chocolate rain, RICKROLLS.

SMWC: Moons, spammers, lard jokes,
I'm starting to regret putting this in the World of Insanity
fuck yeah meowingtons
The Eggs of Saear | #extreme | Spade's Gallery of Visual Arts | PM me | My YouTube channel | xkcd | Dinosaur Comics
To avoid dumb sarcastic posts (since just being in World of Insanity has already brought in a dumb joke) I'll move this thread to Talk.
That is a LIE! The EPIC Smiley face is Awesome. Its even in my layout!
Jokes-- people-- everything, myself included.

SMWC:
-People who bitch about new features being added.
-People who bitch about how nobody likes them because they're too useless on the Internet and most likely RL as well.
-People who bitch about people for liking porn.
-People who bitch about people who bitch about everything.

Real Life:
-The vast majority of the human population, because they are either:
a) too damn stupid
b) too damn hypocritical
c) too damn annoying
-Sour milk. Seriously, it is always fucking there when you don't want it.
Internet:
-People who think that caps lock is cool.
-People who purposely rape grammar and spelling.
-People who insist memes are always awesome.

SMWC:
-Blumiere.

Real Life:
-Humanity.
-Earth.
Encyclopedia Dramatica rapes the internet and burns it up, then burries it in the ground. Bastards
I GRADUATED COLLEGE =D



SMWC:
-People who bitch about things are unfunny and annoying
-Quoting posts, and writing nothing (or just a QFT)
-Quoting unnecessarily big posts, then writing 1 sentence
-Opening a post milestone thread with one word, or almost no content

...that's what I got for now.
Originally posted by Blumiere
  • Using general internet lingo such as LOL in real life. It doesn't make you look cool, it makes you look too lazy to use whole words.

  • Thank you Blumiere.

    Internet:
    - People who add random letters on the end of their words.
    From the most annoying to least annoying for every category, the things I hate and consider as annoying are:

    SMWC:
    Alertist threads
    PEOPLE WHO KEEP SUBMITTING IPS PATCHES TO THE PATCHES SECTION
    Excuse the profanity: Fucking persistent spammers and rereggers (guesswho)
    Smartasses and rulebreakers
    People who ask me really excessive questions through PM.

    Internet in general:
    Registering at some place to view a page you've been looking for.
    Encyclopedia Dramatica

    Real life:
    EXTREMELY optimistic people.
    People trying to act "cool".
    People using internet memes in real life at the wrong moment.
    My blog. I could post stuff now and then

    My Assembly for the SNES tutorial (it's actually finished now!)
    There's a lot of things I find annoying, nearly everything mentioned above in fact. I would have included some of those in my post, though so I'm not just repeating everything I'll try and mention some others.

    <Jirachi> Quotes from the IRC, (which to be honest I don't even find funny anyway) posted in people's signatures or custom titles.

    This, and everything it represents.

    Also... that Paper-clip bastard that keeps popping up in Microsoft Word... Really.
    SMWC
    -Perversion (don't ask why)
    -Sexual Organs jokes (I've been called "Erection" :\)
    -People who hates munchers/lard/c00lglasses (They are part of SMWC and they will always be)
    -Reggieshrug (Reggie got old. We have broozershrug now)
    Internet
    -Sexual jokes (I hate them)
    -Encyclopædia Dramatica (Internet's racist/sexist place)
    -Porn (Porn is a shit :\)
    -Perverts (They ruin my life)
    -Fuck my Life (Worst Page Ever)
    -4chan (Thanks to it we have "great" memes such as Pedobear)
    -Rick Roll (This is dead!)
    -Mudkipz (Most annoying meme)
    Real life
    -School (Who doesn't hates it?)
    -Perverts (:\)
    -Yells (AAAAAHHHHHH)
    -Racism (Who doesn't hates racism?)
    -Touhou (We all know it's a shit)Sexism (almost as bad as racism)

    i just lurk sometimes
    SMWC:
    - :)
    - :D
    - :(

    Internet:
    - Fred

    Real life:
    - Listen to cool school-boys talking loud about chicks, cars and sport in my buss every day. You know, the typical kind of conversation that makes you wanna tie an atomic bomb to your chest and blow up both the buss and your city...
    SMWC/IRC:
    - People who open threads outside SMW forums always refering to some Super Mario game
    - People who are smarter in computer stuff than you and thus take the right to bash others for not knowing something about it
    - People who insult new users openly on the forum whose questions could have been self-explanatory

    Real Life:
    - People who act like the coolest one around
    - People who keep giving comments in the wrong moments
    - People who can't shut up and keep bugging you although you tell them to stop
    SMWC
    Reggie Shrug

    General internet
    People posting in caps
    Pingas

    Real Life
    Thats what she said
    Guys talking about chicks. (I hear worse)
    Yo mamma jokes
    Yelling
    Swearing, etc
    People asking for gum
    You tell someone to stop and they keep tormenting you.
    The list could go on & on.
    I'm tired.

    Sonic 3 Restored patch coming soon
    Here's mine:

    SMWC
    -People "leaving forever," then coming back two weeks later
    -People quoting pictures, embedded videos, or large chunks of text.
    -Reggieshrug (mockups included)
    -Munchers / Moons
    -As said before, people who quote others and say stuff like "This" and "QFT."
    -Also as said before, crappy threads with "OMG AWESOME" replies.
    -In that category, joke hacks.
    -*shot*, *run*, etc.
    -Horrible layouts (Huge layouts, eye-searing layouts, layouts with giant sigboxes and 1000 userbar slots, etc.)
    -People spamming images in some WoI threads.
    -IRC quotes being posted (Nothing on IRC has ever or will ever be funny)
    -Attention whoring

    General Internet
    -Internet commenters that do nothing but bash a band/webcomic/writer/etc
    -Youtube "comedy" blogs

    Real Life
    -New Jersey
    -Everyone who lives in New Jersey
    -Everything about New Jersey
    -People who say every type of metal is "screamo."