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SALESMAN ADVENTURE
by Pseudo-dino

One day Mario was walkin' down the street. A salesman appeared out of nowhere!
Salesman: Alright, who's dat? Looks like someone wid good tastes in KITCHEN APPLIANCES! Awite, who wants a microwave oven?
So Mario stomped the Salesman and walked away.
Later at home:
Luigi: Hey, bro! How was your day? Mine was great! You see, I fixed four guys' toilets today. It's a loooong story, bro, but here it is.
So I got called by Ms. Hoodt this morning........it was pretty fun........and then........the Chestnut King appeared!........and a princess.........then Mr. Yurd on 6th street called me up, and........I was hatin' life..........Didn't you like it, bro?
Mario: Oh, yeah!
Luigi: Hey! Someone's knocking on our door!
Mario opened the door.
Salesman: Yeah, I figured you just needed to get home for somedin. You want me tuh install a dishwasser?
Luigi: Uh, do you know this guy?
Salesman: Me? Oh we're best buddies, right, "Doctor M"? *winks* Yeah, I know.
Mario shut the door.
The next morning:
Luigi: Hey, I got a call from Ms. Hoodt. You heard about her shower in the story, right, bro? It's a real doozy.
And so Mario went to check his e-mail.
One is from Salesman.
E-Salesman: Hey, bud! I figured that shutting door was just the wind. D'you need a fridge, or what?
Mario is getting very annoyed. He puts the e-mail in his junk.
Later that day:
Luigi: Hey, bro, I'm home! Ever get the feeling you're being followed?
Mario: Mm-hmm.
A knock on the door is heard.
Salesman: Yo, "Doctor M"! Say, how are thing. I figured that you haven't gotten to your e-mail yet, am I right?
Mario: Mm-mm.
Salesman: WUT?
Luigi: This guy again, bro?
Mario unleashes his rage on Salesman.
Salesman: Uh, half-price, "Doctor M"?
Mario unleashes his fury on Salesman.
Salesman: Unlimited warranty.....?
Mario unleashes his [censored] on Salesman.
Salesman: tyxfghwtrbsghdgvhjdrb! Aaaaaagh!
Salesman was never seen again.
Moral: Kill salesmen before they can get back to you.

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