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Cat Poop In The Washing Machine

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I was washing clothes the other day, and I didn't realize that our cat had pooped in a pile of clothes.

All of the clothes turned out smelling like poopy water, and the washing machine smelled like warm stale cat poop, and the poop nuggets were all over the place.

I had to rewash the clothes from scratch, but picking the poop balls out of them was the hardest part.

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That really stinks, Andy. (ha, unfunny pun)
Originally posted by andy_k_250
I was washing clothes the other day, and I didn't realize that our cat had pooped in a pile of clothes.

All of the clothes turned out smelling like poopy water, and the washing machine smelled like warm stale cat poop, and the poop nuggets were all over the place.

I had to rewash the clothes from scratch, but picking the poop balls out of them was the hardest part.


That's horrible, in both ways - that must suck bad...
I hope you didn't have to regurgitate your stomach's contents while you were cleaning the solid cat waste. I'm sure that was unequivocally excruciating and a detestable sensation.
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Originally posted by Ersanio
I hope you didn't have to regurgitate your stomach's contents while you were cleaning the solid cat waste. I'm sure that was unequivocally excruciating and detestable.

And I hope that you didn't barf while cleaning up the poop. That's yucky :P

In all seriousness though, that sounds like all kinds of unpleasant. I guess the moral of the story is to always check your clothing for cat feces. That's one that everyone can learn from and use in everyday life...
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Originally posted by Jacob
That really stinks, Andy. (ha, unfunny pun)

That was so unfunny I forgot to not laugh.

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Oh, I'm sorry. I can't imagine that.
At least it wasn't in your food, like, say, spaghetti. Would've been quite a surprise if you went to munch down on a meatball and it turned out to be ... well, you know.
Originally posted by Blumiere
At least it wasn't in your food, like, say, spaghetti. Would've been quite a surprise if you went to munch down on a meatball and it turned out to be ... well, you know.


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Originally posted by Ersanio
I hope you didn't have to regurgitate your stomach's contents while you were cleaning the solid cat waste. I'm sure that was unequivocally excruciating and a detestable sensation.

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Originally posted by Blumiere
At least it wasn't in your food, like, say, spaghetti. Would've been quite a surprise if you went to munch down on a meatball and it turned out to be ... well, you know.

It's the same thing when I drop chocolate chips in my kitchen. I can never tell if it's a rabbit crap or not.

(Well I've always picked the right one but one of these times...)
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Originally posted by Blumiere
At least it wasn't in your food, like, say, spaghetti. Would've been quite a surprise if you went to munch down on a meatball and it turned out to be ... well, you know.

God that would be terrible - and their poop looks just like the meatballs in Meatball SpaghettiOs!




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Originally posted by HMT
Originally posted by Ersanio
I hope you didn't have to regurgitate your stomach's contents while you were cleaning the solid cat waste. I'm sure that was unequivocally excruciating and a detestable sensation.

Don't eat dictionaries.

What, I didn't use a dictionary while writing that post. pure skillz, you know? D:
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Originally posted by Pester
I'm probably the only person here who detests cats and suggest that you get rid of yours. They're the grossest things ever.

That's your opinion. Just because you hate cats, doesn't mean to say others have to get rid of theirs.

Anyway, glad this has never happened to me. I suggest not leaving your washing basket for your cat to use as a litter tray.Free counters!
Does anyone actually notice this that this was nearly the exact wording for an fmylife.com post?
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Originally posted by dubefest
Does anyone actually notice this that this was nearly the exact wording for an fmylife.com post?

Who's to say that wasn't his?

...Or that this happens more commonly than you might think?

......Or that it was purely coincidential that someone posted that?

.........Or that someone saw this, and decided to pretend it happened to them as well?

Also, I was bored enough to search FML. Didn't find anything close to this.

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