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Useless

What is the most useless thing you've ever heard or know.

A jiffy is an actual measurement of time - it's one hundredth of a second. (iirc)

~Snapple

Also in SSBB Kirby, Bowser, Luigi, and probably a few others have infinite jump techniques.
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I'm sitting next to a copy of The Ultimate Book of Useless Information by Noel Botham. Allow me to give you a few examples:

Cat's urine glows in black light.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite.
Termites eat through wood twice as fast when listening to rock music.
To 'testify' was based on men in the Roman court guaranteeing a statement by swearing on their testicles.

And stuff like that.
May we meet again outside the battlefield.
Originally posted by Forty2

To 'testify' was based on men in the Roman court guaranteeing a statement by swearing on their testicles.

And stuff like that.


Wait. Whut! I lol'd

Also, I just recently learned myself that peanuts were an ingredients in dynamite. I could go on google and find some useless info, but I am too lazy.
MockinGod, your sidebar information is useless.
Oh man that reminds me.

Adolf Hitler's mother was seriously considering an abortion. Until the doctor talked her out of it.

I read this in a book called "That Book".
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Originally posted by Forty2
Termites eat through wood twice as fast when listening to rock music.


Why the heck would somebody know that? What, have they been playing rock music and a termite's eating through wood nearby? #w{O.O}

Originally posted by person whose name doesn't matter right now
MockinGod


You are an idiot. [/offtopic]
Good fucking bye.
-My posts in the WOI
-The original game of "Monopoly" was circular.
-It costs more to buy a new car today in the United States than it cost Christopher Columbus to equip and undertake -three voyages to and from the New World.
-One-fourth of the world's population lives on less than $200 a year.
-Ninety million people survive on less than $75 a year.
-The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language.
-The word racecar and kayak are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left.
-TYPEWRITER, is the longest word that can be made using the letters on only one row of the keyboard.
-Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.
-Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, though its a real word, is counted as misspelled on all Windows computers.
-A snail can sleep for 3 years.
-Did you know you share your birthday with at least 9 million other people in the world.
-The average human eats 8 spiders in their lifetime at night.
-More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
-Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
-The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start.
-Shakespeare invented the word "assassination" and "bump."
-According to tests made at the Institute for the Study of Animal Problems in Washington, D.C., dogs and cats, like people, are either right-handed or left-handed --- that is, they favor either their right or left paws.
-A giraffe can go without water longer than a camel can.
-Blue whales weigh as much as 30 elephants and are as long as 3 Greyhound buses.
-Crocodiles and alligators are surprisingly fast on land. Although they are rapid, they are not agile; so if you ever find yourself chased by one, run in a zigzag line. You'll lose him or her every time.
-Birds do not sleep in their nests. They may occasionally nap in them, but they actually sleep in other places.
-Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of the blue whale.
-Butterflies taste with their hind feet.
-Only female mosquitoes bite.
-Mosquitoes are attracted to the color blue twice as much as to any other color.
-more people are killed by cows each year than sharks
-during breeding season, the African Lion mates twice a day for two weeks to insure a pregnancy
-the Galapagos Giant Tortise can live up to 150 years.
-modern medical equipment allows humans to live three times as long as other mammals
-Snakes will swallow things up to about 10x their body size. There have been instances of snakes swallowing older children and alligators whole.

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Bring me Bridget, or I'll blow us all to hell!
- Adolf Hitler had only one testicle
- At Disneyland they have hundreds of wild domesticated cats running around the park. They never come out during the day because there's too many people, but the reason they're there is to catch the mice.
- Mageiricophobia is the intense fear of having to cook.
- When the Hoovers did not want to be overheard by White House guests, they spoke to each other in Chinese.

That's just a few.
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Originally posted by Volke

-The continents names all end with the same letter with which they start.

North America and South America, and Oceania if you count it.

-It is illegal to hunt camels in the state of Arizona.
-There is no more than one-tenth of a calorie's worth of glue on every stamp.
-From a fifty-two-card deck it is possible to deal 2,598,960 different five-card poker hands. Of these 1,088,240 will contain a pair. Other possibilities are 4 royal flushes, 36 straight flushes, 624 four-of-a-kind hands, 3,744 full houses, 5,108 flushes, 10,200 straights, 54,912 three-of-a-kind hands, and 123,522 two-pair hands.
-When a person dies, hearing is generally the last sense to go. The first sense lost is usually sight. Then follow taste, smell, and touch.
-The word "seventeen" was used in english before "one" and after "six".
-There are 170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ways to play the ten opening moves in a game of chess.
-Amniomancy: Foretelling a child's future from the arrangement of the amniotic membrane at the child's birth.
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- this
- Chewbacca's voice is played by a walrus
- The Lion's outfit in the movie 'The Wizard of Oz' was made of real lion fur

Those are a few off the top of my head.
Originally posted by Dinomar
Hugo Chavez Frias as president.

fix'd
-Far Left.
-Chinese copies.
-Revolutionary socialism and communism (moderate socialism and centre-left doesn't count)
-Memes, specially the mudkips one (shoop da whoop and AYBABTU are the exception)
-Conscription.
-etc.
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Originally posted by Neutron
mudkips


MUDKIP IS ANGRY!!!!!
YOU WILL BE THI FIRST TO DIE IN HIS NEW WORLD ORDER
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- watching-grass-grow.com
-having 9001 different versions of 4chan
-buying a lamp without the "optional" power chord needed to turn it on
-having 4657t5346ewu576it78g types of hacks between vanilla & chocolate
-me making all these shoops w/o browsing the bowels of the internet for a better version
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Bring me Bridget, or I'll blow us all to hell!
I think you guys are missing the point. This thread is for random facts that nobody could ever use in any realistic context, not for random things that you think shouldn't exist.
Now with extra girl and extra hacker
40%(?) of human poop is alive.
Good fucking bye.
Originally posted by Noobish Noobsicle
I think you guys are missing the point. This thread is for random facts that nobody could ever use in any realistic context, not for random things that you think shouldn't exist.

Originally posted by Fakescaper
What is the most useless thing you've ever heard or know.

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-Barbie's full first name is Barbara Millicent Roberts.
-Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
-Samuel Clemens aka Mark Twain was born on a day in 1835 when Haley's Comet came into view. When He died in 1910, Haley's Comet came into view again.
-The word "set" has more definitions than any other word in the English language.
-The number of the trash compactor in Star Wars (20th Century Fox, 1977) is 3263827.
-If you toss a penny 10000 times, it will not be heads 5000 times, but more like 4950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.
-Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.
-Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open (this one is not true in Mythbusters Adam sneezed whit his eyes open).
-The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets.
-Bingo is the name of the dog on the Cracker Jack box.
-Moon was Buzz Aldrin's mother's maiden name. (Buzz Aldrin was the second man on the moon in 1969.)
-Q. What trivia fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic? A.o?= He was allergic to carrots.
-In Scotland, a new game was invented. It was entitled Gentlemen Only Ladies Forbidden.... and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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-Hitler was a vegetarian.
-George Washington was left handed.
-He also had STDs.
-Jimi Hendrix wore a headband because he would soak it with LSD and then make a cut in his forehead so he would get high.
“The moment you declare a set of ideas to be immune from criticism, satire, derision, or contempt, freedom of thought becomes impossible.” - Salman Rushdie
Yeah I was kinda hoping for more of what Noobish described. But it seems it might be useless to try and convince people.

Link in SSBB has the lowest jump height combo with normal jump + double jump + up-special. Even Ganondorf jumps higher.
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