For anyone who cannot watch the video, either willingly or literally, here's the breakdown (red means I either facepalmed or laughed in that time.:
0:00-0:10= He states he watched Nintendo's e3 press announcement.
0:15-0:23= He talks about there being a new Nintendo DS
0:25-0:34= He explains the 3DS is an "all-around improved DS."
0:35-0:42= He says the 3DS is a PSP/ DS hybrid.
0:43-1:08= States that the 3DS is better graphically, but is still no match for the PSP, which "Stands king for the handheld consoles graphic ability."
1:12-1:45 He, within the same sentence talking about the graphics, disjointedly changes the subject to the 3DS making more "hardcore" games. He likes this, and says that he doesn't mind there being a casual/hardcore equality.
1:50-2:15=He says that the PSP has a reliable casual/hardcore equality.
2:16-2:25=He stutters a lot.
2:25-2:56=He says that Nintendo ripped off Sony by adding to the controls (He says this
twice in a row)
2:59-3:07=He shoves the PSP into the camera and explains it's the analog stick.
3:08-3:35=He says that the 3DS analog stick
feels looks the same as the PSP
3:43-4:17=He changes the subject to admire the graphical upgrade, but he'll stick to his PSP because the only good game he saw on the 3DS was Metal Gear Solid
4:21-4:33="Why buy a complete and new console to buy another version of Metal Gear Solid, when I can buy it on my PSP?"
4:43-4:50=He says he's a hard-core gamer, so "I enjoy the games."
4:50-5:05=He flashes a UMD for a SOCOM game, then lists a few more (Resistance, Killzone, and God of War)
5:06-5:07=He disapprovingly clicks his tongue.
5:08-5:13=He claims that these types of games are "not on the Nintendo DS at all. None of them."
5:14-5:25=He begins a list of hardcore DS games: "Mortal Kombat... it's got other hardcore games, but so does PSP"
5:26-5:55=He says that the DS and PSP "basically have the same games." "If I wanted a new handheld game system, or a complete and new... handheld system (You know what I mean), it would either have to be the Zune HD, or the Ipod Touch."
5:56-6:28=He explains his disapproval of the 3DS, because the "PSP does that [I, =D=, presume have a hardcore game selection] really, really, really well." He says the 3DS may have both an analog stick and a touch screen, but "Old school and Hardcore gamers like me wouldn't really care for the touch screen."
6:30-6:38="Touching the screen is completely different from anything you'd do on older systems; it's basically an alternative control."
6:39-6:56=He accuses Nintendo of stealing the analog from the PSP, and states, in his opinion, that the 3DS is a ripoff of the PSP.
7:00-7:08=Says Nintendo stolen stuff from the PSP that made the PSP unique.
7:09-7:10=He sighs exasperatedly.
7:12-7:48="C'mon Nintendo, why do you have to keep stealing ideas?!"... ... ... "Why do you have to steal ideas from other companies?" He then lists the stolen ideas, of the analog stick... and changes the subject again to ask why Nintendo needs a touch screen, when it's made of cheap plastic.
7:55-8:21=Says that this video was his opinion on why he wouldn't buy the 3DS, because "It still sucks; even though it's a later generation than the PSP, it still sucks!"
8:21-8:45=Claims that it still improves the DS by making 3D graphics, "
but the PSP's graphics are 3D as well." He says that the 3DS is still inferior to the PSP
8:51-9:05=Repeats that this is his video opinion on why he doesn't want to buy the 3DS. He ends the video in a cheery "See ya!"
Well, actually writing it all out makes it so much more painful.
If I left anything important out, please let me know.
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