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"Why I'm not going to get the 3DS, A complete 9 minutes of laughter and troll"

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I was laughing as i was watching xD

wbulot?

(i didnt know whee to put this, as it didnt really suit the 3DS thread, and its gaming..)
I stopped watching after he said iPod Touch. All he talks about is Nintendo ripping off Sony. How the hell did they do that? They didn't. They thought that because the games were in 3D, it would make sense for you to walk as if you're in a 3D environment. He doesn't even MENTION that the 3DS is in 3D. If anything, Sony ripped off Nintendo by making Playstation Move, and this kid is just stupid. He didn't even list any legit reasons for why he won't buy it. How would he know, anyway? Was he there at E3? No. Because you have to be 17 to get in to E3. So this kid doesn't know what he's talking about.
I remember seeing videos like this a couple years ago; kids start uploading videos criticizing video game merchandise that they don't understand just to get more views on their videos and to laugh at all the "Older Guys" who are getting pissed off at them.

The best thing to do is ignore them, since no one really cares about some snob British kid who doesn't understand what he's talking about anyway.
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Originally posted by my youtube comment
3D graphics, SNES had it first.
Metal Gear Solid, PC and PS1 had it first. Analog stick, Atari had it first.
Please do research before making claims like this, sorry :/
Originally posted by moltensnow
How would he know, anyway? Was he there at E3? No. Because you have to be 17 to get in to E3. So this kid doesn't know what he's talking about.

You don't have to be over 17 and at the E3 to have credibility, seeing as videos were streamed online I believe. And Error 52, for "3D", I believe that Nintendo means how things look different from a different perspective, as though the DS were a one-sided window, rather than a flat screen with 3D models.

But regardless, I don't even think I need to consider this person's opinions..

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Stopped watching at 0:25, since the kid doesn't know how to talk without saying um a million times.
I'm up to the part where he says Nintendo is ripping off Sony by using an analog stick.

Why didn't he get pissed about the Nintendo 64 using one.
Originally posted by Ultimaximus
Originally posted by moltensnow
How would he know, anyway? Was he there at E3? No. Because you have to be 17 to get in to E3. So this kid doesn't know what he's talking about.

You don't have to be over 17 and at the E3 to have credibility, seeing as videos were streamed online I believe. And Error 52, for "3D", I believe that Nintendo means how things look different from a different perspective, as though the DS were a one-sided window, rather than a flat screen with 3D models.


I think the kid means the flat screen and doesn't realise nintendo means the other one.
Originally posted by Error 52
Originally posted by my youtube comment
3D graphics, SNES had it first.
Metal Gear Solid, PC and PS1 had it first. Analog stick, Atari had it first.
Please do research before making claims like this, sorry :/


Actually Metal Gear was on the MSX..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_%28video_game%29

Although i guess the solid name didnt come in untill the PS1,PC times.
Originally posted by iRhyiku
Originally posted by Error 52
Originally posted by my youtube comment
3D graphics, SNES had it first.
Metal Gear Solid, PC and PS1 had it first. Analog stick, Atari had it first.
Please do research before making claims like this, sorry :/


Actually Metal Gear was on the MSX..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Gear_%28video_game%29

Although i guess the solid name didnt come in untill the PS1,PC times.


I was meaning the solid name.
I loved how he said that Nintendo is ripping off Sony, completely ignoring the fact that Sony was first to steal from Nintendo when they made their Playstation Move. (And besides, the 3DS's analog stick wasn't a ripoff of the PSP's anyway, the implementation of it was.) And at the end when he said that the 3DS improved their 3D graphics past that of the normal DS, but that its 3D capabilities were still not as good as the PSP's, I laughed.

And on a completely unrelated note, I don't think I've ever heard an accent that thick before. I'd always thought that anybody who sounded like that was just grossly overacting. Y'know, like how nobody actually says "Pahk the cah in the Hahvid yahd," I di'in' think tha' anybu'uy actually tolked loik tha'.
I should get a new layout.

Probably won't, though.
Originally posted by Kipernal
ignoring the fact that Sony was first to steal from Nintendo when they made their Playstation Move.

Actually, Sony first "stole" from Nintendo when they made the PS1 from parts that were going to be used between Phillips and Nintendo for a CD add-on for the SNES. They've been riding on Nintendo's coat tails all this time, and not many people know about it.

This is a thing that's happening, now. Achievements in old video games.
Thank you for the layout, Erik557.
Man, I wish this would've worked. Oh well.
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This kid has GOT to be the most fail fanboy/troll I've ever seen in my life. I bet if we made a list of his arguments posed in this video, we could prove them all wrong.
For anyone who cannot watch the video, either willingly or literally, here's the breakdown (red means I either facepalmed or laughed in that time.:

0:00-0:10= He states he watched Nintendo's e3 press announcement.
0:15-0:23= He talks about there being a new Nintendo DS
0:25-0:34= He explains the 3DS is an "all-around improved DS."
0:35-0:42= He says the 3DS is a PSP/ DS hybrid.
0:43-1:08= States that the 3DS is better graphically, but is still no match for the PSP, which "Stands king for the handheld consoles graphic ability."
1:12-1:45 He, within the same sentence talking about the graphics, disjointedly changes the subject to the 3DS making more "hardcore" games. He likes this, and says that he doesn't mind there being a casual/hardcore equality.
1:50-2:15=He says that the PSP has a reliable casual/hardcore equality.
2:16-2:25=He stutters a lot.
2:25-2:56=He says that Nintendo ripped off Sony by adding to the controls (He says this twice in a row)
2:59-3:07=He shoves the PSP into the camera and explains it's the analog stick.
3:08-3:35=He says that the 3DS analog stick feels looks the same as the PSP
3:43-4:17=He changes the subject to admire the graphical upgrade, but he'll stick to his PSP because the only good game he saw on the 3DS was Metal Gear Solid
4:21-4:33="Why buy a complete and new console to buy another version of Metal Gear Solid, when I can buy it on my PSP?"
4:43-4:50=He says he's a hard-core gamer, so "I enjoy the games."
4:50-5:05=He flashes a UMD for a SOCOM game, then lists a few more (Resistance, Killzone, and God of War)
5:06-5:07=He disapprovingly clicks his tongue.
5:08-5:13=He claims that these types of games are "not on the Nintendo DS at all. None of them."
5:14-5:25=He begins a list of hardcore DS games: "Mortal Kombat... it's got other hardcore games, but so does PSP"
5:26-5:55=He says that the DS and PSP "basically have the same games." "If I wanted a new handheld game system, or a complete and new... handheld system (You know what I mean), it would either have to be the Zune HD, or the Ipod Touch."
5:56-6:28=He explains his disapproval of the 3DS, because the "PSP does that [I, =D=, presume have a hardcore game selection] really, really, really well." He says the 3DS may have both an analog stick and a touch screen, but "Old school and Hardcore gamers like me wouldn't really care for the touch screen."
6:30-6:38="Touching the screen is completely different from anything you'd do on older systems; it's basically an alternative control."
6:39-6:56=He accuses Nintendo of stealing the analog from the PSP, and states, in his opinion, that the 3DS is a ripoff of the PSP.
7:00-7:08=Says Nintendo stolen stuff from the PSP that made the PSP unique.
7:09-7:10=He sighs exasperatedly.
7:12-7:48="C'mon Nintendo, why do you have to keep stealing ideas?!"... ... ... "Why do you have to steal ideas from other companies?" He then lists the stolen ideas, of the analog stick... and changes the subject again to ask why Nintendo needs a touch screen, when it's made of cheap plastic.
7:55-8:21=Says that this video was his opinion on why he wouldn't buy the 3DS, because "It still sucks; even though it's a later generation than the PSP, it still sucks!"
8:21-8:45=Claims that it still improves the DS by making 3D graphics, "but the PSP's graphics are 3D as well." He says that the 3DS is still inferior to the PSP
8:51-9:05=Repeats that this is his video opinion on why he doesn't want to buy the 3DS. He ends the video in a cheery "See ya!"

Well, actually writing it all out makes it so much more painful. If I left anything important out, please let me know.


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ok people who have never played the system can't say another systems better wen they don't have the system!

example:I can say that the (don't get made at this one) wii is better than the xbox.If I have both systems because I know what both of them's like,but I can't say the (don't get made at this one ether) DSi is better than the PSP.Wen I don't have a PSP because I don't know what the PSP is like

so for all that kid knows the 3DS could be the best system in the world,and he would look like an idiot

also thanks =D= for the rundown of the video so I didn't have to watch that





He's a Sony fanboy. In my opinion there the worst kind of console fanboy.
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Originally posted by MasterMario96
He's a Sony fanboy. In my opinion there the worst kind of console fanboy.

Sony Fanboys normally think it's all about graphics. From my experience anyway.


I've never understood why people love good graphics so much. Usually, better graphics lead to less gameplay due to using up more space for the graphics.

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Usually, better graphics lead to less gameplay due to using up more space for the graphics.


Not true, most games have chunks of empty space because the devs just dont need to add anything more to the game. Super Mario Galaxy 2 for example, only uses 1.3 GB out of the over 4 GB a wii disc can hold (heck, NSMB Wii and Animal Crossing: City Folk only use 300~400 MB), the rest is just junk data to fill up the disc. Which means the devs have plenty of space for whatever they want in a game.

also this kid will shit brix once he sees how stuff comes out of the screen
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