Hear Ye! We need to satiate the desires of our new rulers! We shall show them our undying love and hopefully they shan't kill us all! I shall commence the ceremony. Everyone, pay your homage in any way possible!
Oh great gods of long nose and snorkeled face, have mercy on us lowly dwellers of this mortal coil! Thy will is our command! Accept our humble prayers for good tidings and abundant beer that springs eternal!
Yes! I agree!
These new rulers will make things a lot better!
Please accept this offering, almighty gods!
* Patgangster puts Raibys on an altar and starts praying *
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[22:25:05] <%andy_k_250> Turkey and Grease will one day be reunited - that day will be... Thanksgiving
Small Hacker, I have an army to offer you. Over two million of the finest war machines ever built in the history of the universe. I also have entire planets filled with self-supporting factories making millions more of my machines for your control.
Oh spare us powerful dwellers! (Don't ban me, I'm doing this as a precaution) I have way too much work I don't want to lose!
That's nothing, he always had worship in the past. No.. you need to take it one step further. Offer yourself as a sacrifice to your gods, to show them true devotion.
That's nothing, he always had worship in the past. No.. you need to take it one step further. Offer yourself as a sacrifice to your gods, to show them true devotion.
No. That would be against my plan to offer the chosen ones to their own gods so Kieran could take over again!
Edit: Oh crap, did I say that out loud? I mean, if I would offer myself I would not be able to keep bowing down to them!
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[22:25:05] <%andy_k_250> Turkey and Grease will one day be reunited - that day will be... Thanksgiving
Smallhacker! Aqualakitu! Into your hands, I offer myself as a living vessel! Do with it what you may, for I know that your power transcends life and death! For the sanctity of my spirit, I give ye my being!
Foolish fools! You fail to realize what terrors shall befall ye, should you make any feeble attempts to resist! Hurry and repent, before it is too late!
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