Hello, and again, welcome to the Aperture Science new bunker, to hide from Small's and Aqualakitu's new rule. If you get light-headed from thirst, feel free to pass out. An incubation associate will be dispatched to revive you with cryptic cells and adrenaline. Don't even think about escaping. I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I don't even know what's going on outside. Don't believe me? Here, I'll put you on.Hello!That's you! That's how dumb you sound!
...Where did your life go so wrong?
We can't just hide in here and do nothing! We have to help Kieran to restore proper order. Leave this place and join the forces of good in this epic struggle against our oppressive, self proclaimed "overlords"!
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