Tip: Make sure that ALL exit-enabled pipes, doors, etc. have a screen exit defined, or they'll take you to Level 0, the "endless" bonus game. Unless Start+Select is enabled, the only way out of it is to reset the game.
Bah! Those incompetent overlords are but withered grapes on the holy tree that is Kieran! You should be ashamed Broozer, acting in a way that is obviously far out of your league. May I suggest clean-up in subway stations?