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Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted, but suddenly there's nobody around anymore to fight or be friends with.

I wish I had the motivation to finish that Super Mario Kart thing for C3.
--------> Don't follow "Find Roy's Dignity", my hack. Because it's pretty outdated. <--------
granted, it's done for C3 spring 2067.

i wish for all posts in the rest of this thread to be like MarioAwesomeness'/Mario's Personal Agent's post two posts ago.

(in other words, corrupt posts into ones that are actually doing what the thread asks, what the hell kind of corruption is 'meh'?)
we are all 😎 but some are more 😎 than others
Granted, but the transformation causes Pluto to be knocked out of orbit, sending it directly toward the Earth.

I wish I could instantly teleport anywhere I wanted, whenever I wanted.
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Granted, but you're only good-looking to 90-year-old women who want to pinch your cheeks.

I wish I could ask girls out without thinking they'll reject me, even though they always do.
Granted, but you end up hooking up with the worst girl in the school.
I wish for a can of Pringles.
Granted, but you break your arm trying to get it open.

Building on the last wish, I wish every girl in the school was good-looking (to me) and nice to me.
Granted, but they break up with you the next day.

I wish for free porn.
Granted, but nobody tells you where to find it.

I wish for some Lipton Ice Tea.
--------> Don't follow "Find Roy's Dignity", my hack. Because it's pretty outdated. <--------
Granted, but the wishes are wasted.

I wish I had everything awesome, it would never go away, and I had no bad things or have any bad events ever occur.

hee hee hee

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Granted, but you are in Hell.

I wish for a pet donkey.
That donkey kicks you in the crotch. Really hard.

I wish for a porygon.



Granted, but the porygon later bluescreens.

I wish to archive Forum Games again.
Granted, but its instantly unarchived.

I WANT A REVOLVING DOOR

Everyone should go to #radbusiness, my epic irc channel, RIGHT NOW!
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Taking ASM requests! PM me if ya want something, but don't ask for sprites.
Also please install Dropbox It'll help both you and me! :3


You smash your head on the door trying to go the other way.

I wish for an anus flag to be SMWC's banner.



Granted, but it's goatse and you have to stare at it whenever you're on the site.

I wish for a vagina.
granted, but it replaces one of your ears.

i wish for pants.
we are all 😎 but some are more 😎 than others
Granted, but there's a huge tear right in the crotch region.

I wish for blonde hair.
--------> Don't follow "Find Roy's Dignity", my hack. Because it's pretty outdated. <--------
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