Wierd title. I loved this on another forum. Baiscally you ask a question about any videogame and the next person has to answer it.
Example:
Q: How much milk can young link drink?
(Another user posts the answer)
A: As much as he wants to. He has very brittle bones.
Q: (Then they ask a question)
Only rules are is to make your answer decent. Dont do a one word answer unless, well it is needed, whcih i hope it wont be.
Have Fun!
First Question:
Why does Mario never shave?
Because god has yet to give him lips, and he's shy about it.
Why does ganon never make his best minions fight Link at first?
Because Link is too strong.
In what Mario game does Mario NOT have to save the princess(In the Mario bros series).
- ignore the watermarks, working on a fix for those
Mario Bros. He's just cleaning up the sewers.
Why doesn't Bowser kidnap some other princess for once?
because he usually wants to rule the mushroom kingdom.
why do the bad guys in pokemon games use sucky pokemon like zubat ?
Because having poson types makes them feel secure.
How do people who don't start out in Pallet, Littleroot, etc. get their gym badges if they can't make it across the world using HMs they need to get the heck out of their own hometown?
Because they are smart, don't you get it?
Where does the music comes from in SMW?
from the note blocks.
how can the pokemon trainer carry up to 999 iron ball ?
Because everyone knows the backpack is an antigravity alternate pocket dimension.
Why can't Heaven Smiles just kill people the normal way instead of exploding?
Exploding gives them bragging rights.
Why does the Foursword split Link into two or three Links sometimes?
Because the Foursword can't do math.
Why are they called "legendary pokemon" if there are like 36 of them?
because there are lots of countries in the pokemon world.
why does lakitu save mario in mario kart, when he gets killed by him in other games ?
Because he would prefer to impale him with spinies than have Mario kill himself in a kart crash.
Where do people store objects larger than their pockets or backpack?