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I can't beat Football Canyon (I can't defeat Air Man)
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After playing through "Asteroid Belt", this song came in my head. I thought of the lyrics relating to "Football Canyon", a level that a lot of people had trouble beating. (And the fact I read some people stopped playing at that point)

(Song)

It's just occurred to me
That I've been at World 2 for a while now
And in the same spot, it's where I always die and die
I never will give up
As I attempt to triumph over that one level
"Football Canyon", it's just too friggin' hard for me

If it were only about those Chargin' Chucks
It would make it so much easier to beat this level
But every time, cuz of Cave Story,
This level is so friggin' hard

I can't beat "Football Canyon"
No matter how I try to dodge those copter thingies
They just kill me again
And even though I feel safe, it's no use.
I step on a skeleton and I get eaten bad
I try to jump above the Nippers
But because of the ledge it was useless again
I'll try again of course,
but this is my plan
I'll keep a Feather or something in reserve as long as I can.

It just occurred to me
That all my lives are almost empty again
And if I get a gameover now, I will have a breakdown
I never will give up
But it's so difficult to survive against those weird Cave Story enemies, 'specially the crocodiles

If I only went through Weeaboo Manor
It would make it so much easier to get past World 2
But every time, cuz of those switches, somehow I get confused

I can't beat "Wee-boo Manor"
No matter how I try to get those switches
The Boo's head to me
And even though I can get through the level
It's no use, if I lose I have to start the level all over again
I go through it as fast as I can
But because of the boos, it was all just useless again
I'll try again of course,
but this is my plan
I'll keep a Feather or something in reserve as long as I can

If it were only about those Chargin' Chucks
It would make it so much easier to beat this level
But every time, cuz of Cave Story,
This level is so friggin' hard

I can't beat "Football Canyon"
No matter how I try to dodge those copter thingies
They just kill me again
And even though I feel safe, it's no use.
I step on a skeleton and I get eaten bad
I try to jump above the Nippers
But because of the ledge it was useless again
I'll try again of course,
but this is my plan
I'll keep a Feather or something in reserve as long as I can.
One Word: Savestates

Anyways alot of people thought that level was hard, you dont really need to make a thread imo, as its baiscally a big finger to the creator(s) of that level, which they know it was hard and they know people think its hard.

:/
Seriously, will people shut the hell up about football canyon?

There are levels in this hack that are RIDCICOLOUS and practically kaizo, yet you all whine about one that's a little tough?

Seriously stop crying about it. If you're using savestates, it shouldn't be a problem. If you're not using savestates, then it's your own decision, stop crying about it.

Nice Song, is there a tune to sing it with?

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Originally posted by Clay_Buster
Nice Song, is there a tune to sing it with?

Yes.

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I seriously have to wonder how many of you actually read the first post...
Originally posted by Mineyl
I seriously have to wonder how many of you actually read the first post...


I did, and so did others.
And we all have good points which we have said,
stop whining about a level which a majority of people dont like. Yeah it may be a joke but it can be really just dickish to say it sucked so bad like these levels....
I think the song was supposed to be a JOKE. The original song wasn't complaining about Air Man and his stage because they were too hard, were they? It's not like he explicitly said "Football Canyon sucks".

(I have to say, though, why mention the Cave Story part only? Maybe the Chuck part was easier to get through, but actually getting the Chuck through the obstacle course...well, after doing the beginning of it a little, I didn't even bother to try finishing the puzzle. And the only reason I haven't yet experienced any of the "practically Kaizo" levels is because I haven't gotten far enough in the hack...and probably will never get far enough.)

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Yea I don't get what you all are complaining about.
"A big finger to the creator", pff-
I read this thread before any replies were posted at all and I found it quite funny that a song was made about my level and I didn't take any offense, nor did I ever think this was intended to be offensive.

Originally posted by 1UPdudes
but it can be really just dickish to say it sucked so bad like these levels....

lol he never said it sucks.

Just chill out a bit, guys.

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Am I the only one who found this funny? I see this as a parody of the people who whine about the difficulty. Maybe that was not intended, but in any case, good job, BIKry. :P

Also, the level's not that hard, is it?

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I lol'd at the first comments, they didn't get the point that this was a joke (Or so I think..).

Anyways..

Originally posted by GN
Am I the only one who found this funny?


Nope. I also found this to be funny, and I also kinda see this as a parody to the difficult of the level and for those who complained about it.

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Never knew people would take a fan-made Mario game so seriously.

I'm not talking about the OP either.
people mad at this game just make me SO MAD !! !
I don't hate Football Canyon (I did find it to be a bit hard, and Weeaboo Manor was really easy for me). I just made the lyrics in the viewpoint of a person who was like "OMG FOOTBALL CANYON AND WEEABOO MANOR ARE THE HARDEST LEVELS EVER!!!". I just made this song as a joke. As I said, I thought of this parody after playing through "Asteroid Belt" (In the Space World, it had the same background tune to "I Can't Defeat Air Man").

And my first thought of hearing that "Football Canyon was a hard level" was "What's the big deal with a bunch of Chargin Chucks?" It also parodies how people usually give up after this point in the hack.

And for people that don't knowt, it's supposed to go in tune with this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLzCfUM7BM8
I actually found it quite easy, and beat the normal exit without save states pretty fast. It's also quite a nice level, with a bit of variety too, and cave story graphics :D The part where you have to get the chuck though the maze is a lot harder, but it's nothing like "practicably kaizo" with one or two save states.
Originally posted by raocow
people mad at this game just make me SO MAD !! !


I saw your Let's Play of the level. Level looked REALLY easy for you.
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