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football canyon fanfic + art
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hey guys i noticed a lot of threads about football canyon ruining peoples' lives recently so i figured hey why not do one too? this one is in fanfic form

once upon a time mario got hit in the face with a football by the first chuck in football canyon and died. it was very sad and people cried.

the end.

here's a picture

Riveting tale, old chap.

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When I first saw that football, it looked like some sort of sandwich or lunchbox or something.
Looks like I was wrong.

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I thought it was a picture of JB's brain but then 1000 times enlarged.
You forgot to make it a touhou/kingdom hearts crossover :(

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That was the sadest story ever.

/aplause

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* GN sheds a tear.

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MY FOOTBALL CANYON MARIO FANFIC:
maybe nsfw SPOILERS
one day mario was walking around world 2 of smwcp when he sees a football. he says 'why what a sexy football' he goes over to the football and thrusts it up his ass recieving very good pleasure. then all of a sudden chuck sees him. mairo says "oh no don't tell anyone cuz they cant know". chuck says back 'i won't tell, but you gotta do somethin gfor me hehehehehe'. so the chuck makes mario have sex with him they gasp in pleasure and have sex like 20 times in a row but then mario realizes that Chuck wasnt wearing a condom. but then chuck says 'if you want me to keep this a secret you gotta do this with me everyday'. Mario is scared that he is already pregnant. so then chuck has sex with mario like another 50 times the next day mean while mario is having sex with peach on his own accord but keeping it a secret about chuck. after several weeks mario knows for sure that he is pregnant, he starts getting peach to not wear a condom when they do it to trick her into thinking its her baby. eventually more time passes and marios baby gets bigger and bigger and his belly does too. he now loves sexing with chuck and still keeps it a secret about peach's baby not is hers.

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Originally posted by Ixtab
MY FOOTBALL CANYON MARIO FANFIC:
maybe nsfw SPOILERS
one day mario was walking around world 2 of smwcp when he sees a football. he says 'why what a sexy football' he goes over to the football and thrusts it up his ass recieving very good pleasure. then all of a sudden chuck sees him. mairo says "oh no don't tell anyone cuz they cant know". chuck says back 'i won't tell, but you gotta do somethin gfor me hehehehehe'. so the chuck makes mario have sex with him they gasp in pleasure and have sex like 20 times in a row but then mario realizes that Chuck wasnt wearing a condom. but then chuck says 'if you want me to keep this a secret you gotta do this with me everyday'. Mario is scared that he is already pregnant. so then chuck has sex with mario like another 50 times the next day mean while mario is having sex with peach on his own accord but keeping it a secret about chuck. after several weeks mario knows for sure that he is pregnant, he starts getting peach to not wear a condom when they do it to trick her into thinking its her baby. eventually more time passes and marios baby gets bigger and bigger and his belly does too. he now loves sexing with chuck and still keeps it a secret about peach's baby not is hers.


Now this is a story!
Originally posted by Ixtab
MY FOOTBALL CANYON MARIO FANFIC:
maybe nsfw SPOILERS
one day mario was walking around world 2 of smwcp when he sees a football. he says 'why what a sexy football' he goes over to the football and thrusts it up his ass recieving very good pleasure. then all of a sudden chuck sees him. mairo says "oh no don't tell anyone cuz they cant know". chuck says back 'i won't tell, but you gotta do somethin gfor me hehehehehe'. so the chuck makes mario have sex with him they gasp in pleasure and have sex like 20 times in a row but then mario realizes that Chuck wasnt wearing a condom. but then chuck says 'if you want me to keep this a secret you gotta do this with me everyday'. Mario is scared that he is already pregnant. so then chuck has sex with mario like another 50 times the next day mean while mario is having sex with peach on his own accord but keeping it a secret about chuck. after several weeks mario knows for sure that he is pregnant, he starts getting peach to not wear a condom when they do it to trick her into thinking its her baby. eventually more time passes and marios baby gets bigger and bigger and his belly does too. he now loves sexing with chuck and still keeps it a secret about peach's baby not is hers.


Hahahaha, oh man... this makes me think very rividly. It makes me feel... hmm... no comment
Originally posted by Ixtab
MY FOOTBALL CANYON MARIO FANFIC:
maybe nsfw SPOILERS
one day mario was walking around world 2 of smwcp when he sees a football. he says 'why what a sexy football' he goes over to the football and thrusts it up his ass recieving very good pleasure. then all of a sudden chuck sees him. mairo says "oh no don't tell anyone cuz they cant know". chuck says back 'i won't tell, but you gotta do somethin gfor me hehehehehe'. so the chuck makes mario have sex with him they gasp in pleasure and have sex like 20 times in a row but then mario realizes that Chuck wasnt wearing a condom. but then chuck says 'if you want me to keep this a secret you gotta do this with me everyday'. Mario is scared that he is already pregnant. so then chuck has sex with mario like another 50 times the next day mean while mario is having sex with peach on his own accord but keeping it a secret about chuck. after several weeks mario knows for sure that he is pregnant, he starts getting peach to not wear a condom when they do it to trick her into thinking its her baby. eventually more time passes and marios baby gets bigger and bigger and his belly does too. he now loves sexing with chuck and still keeps it a secret about peach's baby not is hers.

This made me LOL so much that I nearly dropped my laptop. xD

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^ Made by Tahixham
Originally posted by Ixtab
MY FOOTBALL CANYON MARIO FANFIC:
maybe nsfw SPOILERS
one day mario was walking around world 2 of smwcp when he sees a football. he says 'why what a sexy football' he goes over to the football and thrusts it up his ass recieving very good pleasure. then all of a sudden chuck sees him. mairo says "oh no don't tell anyone cuz they cant know". chuck says back 'i won't tell, but you gotta do somethin gfor me hehehehehe'. so the chuck makes mario have sex with him they gasp in pleasure and have sex like 20 times in a row but then mario realizes that Chuck wasnt wearing a condom. but then chuck says 'if you want me to keep this a secret you gotta do this with me everyday'. Mario is scared that he is already pregnant. so then chuck has sex with mario like another 50 times the next day mean while mario is having sex with peach on his own accord but keeping it a secret about chuck. after several weeks mario knows for sure that he is pregnant, he starts getting peach to not wear a condom when they do it to trick her into thinking its her baby. eventually more time passes and marios baby gets bigger and bigger and his belly does too. he now loves sexing with chuck and still keeps it a secret about peach's baby not is hers.

O_o
On the subject of awesome Mario fanfiction...*

NSFW, so you might want to make sure no one is around!

*Not responsible for horrible mental scarring!
Originally posted by S.N.N.
(insert a saddening, beautiful tale of adventure, love, and heartbreak)


(sniffle) I NEED A TISSUE!

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Good fucking bye.
Originally posted by Ixtab
MY FOOTBALL CANYON MARIO FANFIC:
maybe nsfw SPOILERS


Sequel. You know you want to.
I should get a new layout.

Probably won't, though.
Originally posted by Ixtab
MY FOOTBALL CANYON MARIO FANFIC:
maybe nsfw SPOILERS
one day mario was walking around world 2 of smwcp when he sees a football. he says 'why what a sexy football' he goes over to the football and thrusts it up his ass recieving very good pleasure. then all of a sudden chuck sees him. mairo says "oh no don't tell anyone cuz they cant know". chuck says back 'i won't tell, but you gotta do somethin gfor me hehehehehe'. so the chuck makes mario have sex with him they gasp in pleasure and have sex like 20 times in a row but then mario realizes that Chuck wasnt wearing a condom. but then chuck says 'if you want me to keep this a secret you gotta do this with me everyday'. Mario is scared that he is already pregnant. so then chuck has sex with mario like another 50 times the next day mean while mario is having sex with peach on his own accord but keeping it a secret about chuck. after several weeks mario knows for sure that he is pregnant, he starts getting peach to not wear a condom when they do it to trick her into thinking its her baby. eventually more time passes and marios baby gets bigger and bigger and his belly does too. he now loves sexing with chuck and still keeps it a secret about peach's baby not is hers.


Is that all you got? Looks about the same as.... Well about everything else on fanfiction.net...

Nah, it's probably better actually.
once upon a time a bunch of whiny 7-year-olds picked a random level to whine about and choose football canyon. they whined and wouldnt shut up so snn made a crappy thread fanfic thread about football canyon, and Ixtab made a perverted fanfic story and everyone laughed.

The end.

edit:
i made fanart

Excuse it's crappyness
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