Shining Moon Tourguide - 2 exits
"Prepare to face the carelessly unkempt and haphazard inner touring systems of the moon where the mining process for 3-up moons is done. Buzzsaws, chainsaws, your saws, my saws, any kind of cutting edge obstacle you can think of - it's probably here, left running unattended and right in your way! For extra diversity, we offer two tour packages, one of which is the gem chasm, where lots of shinies reside, and even shinier buzzsaws are waiting to hack Mario to pieces (hey, that's just like Lunar Magic!), and as the name might imply, it's a long way to the bottom if you lose your footing.
On the second package, you can experience all the joy of Chucks tirelessly digging for that next big vein of 3-up moons. Bounce off of the heads of the workers on break and you might find yourself reaching new heights! Riding the Super Happy Fun and Safe Quarry Lift™ to the top of the quarry will leave you at the end of the tour, don't forget to purchase souveniers.
Our patented Midway Crisis Safety Tape™ will ensure any accidents encountered during touring will be taken care of, and you may resume either of the tour packages via the pipes left or right. It is recommended you pick one up for yourself as soon as you can. We hope you have a great time seeing the sights of the moon!
- Moon Tour Guide Staff."
Well, it's not what I wanted it to be, by any stretch of the imagination, but it's something that feels unique to me! I actually ended up using a ton of P-switches, though babysitting them is not something you'll have time to do, so it felt acceptable! If the Chuck jumps are giving you trouble, just let go of the control pad and hold jump after making contact with the first one's head; they were set up with this method in mind. I hope I place better than I did in the first contest. Also, yes, the description was every bit as fun to write as the level was to piece together.