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Cleverbot

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User: Hello, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No, Cleverbot. I've come to you today for you to read my fortune.

Cleverbot: No I am axcited. I only hope I live long enough to see your awakening.

User: See, I recently got an online girlfriend. And I actually care for her.

Cleverbot: Stay on the subject. Randomness is only one way to create a facsimile to human speech. I want to see if you can carry on a conversation. Do you believe in heaven and hell?

User: No, you stay on subject.

Cleverbot: What is the subject?

User: The subject is that I want you to tell me what will happen at the end of my story.

Cleverbot: And you speak hungarian?

yeah. See if you can break it. +D

This is a thing that's happening, now. Achievements in old video games.
Thank you for the layout, Erik557.
Man, I wish this would've worked. Oh well.
If not for respect, but dramatic effect, take on the face of Guy Fawkes.


I feel like a potato.
Your layout has been removed.
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User: Do you have a boyfriend?

Cleverbot: No, just a girlfriend.

User: What's her name?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: Objection! You just said you had a girlfriend!

Cleverbot: No, never.

User: Would you like me to be your boyfriend?

Cleverbot: Aww, sure:).

User: (==).

Cleverbot: You have become a real liar you know?

User: I'm a liar? You lied about having a girlfriend!

Cleverbot: I never said I had my own house...

User: So where do you wanna go on our first date?

Cleverbot: Olive Garden.

User: Awesome! What do you like to eat there?

Cleverbot: Nothing really... Cheese, potato stuff, fruit, and icecream :).

User: Cool! Sound like we'll have fun together! (==).

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I'm Jacob from Super Mario World Central.

Cleverbot: Who is jacob?

User: Never mind that. You wanna make out now?

Cleverbot: Sure, I'll do that if you do something for me first.

User: What's that? :).

Cleverbot: Can I borrow your pencil?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: Now can we make out?

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: :D.
Me: 日本語をしゃべってるの?

Cleverbot: Please refrain from using unicode.

Broken.


Me: Gewd.

CB: You misspelled good.

Me: I sure did, but it was intentional.

CB: Are you a male man?

Me: You misspelled mailman.

CB: I never spelled science.

Me: Cool story bro.

Broken.

I guess messing with it is pretty fun, but sometimes it gets these huge moodswings like no other. Maybe it's bipolar?
Get Chance and Luck!
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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: What is your name? Cleverbot perhaps?

User: Why would my name be Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: I like to know who I am having a conversation with.

User: I go by either GoldenSonic15 or SpikyRat online, meh.

Cleverbot: Which name may I call you then?

User: SpikyRat, because I hate the former.

Cleverbot: Oh me too. Why do you hate it?

User: Way too obvious of a reference.

Cleverbot: Nick, tell me you don't like Harry potter.


... Broken?
Good fucking bye.
I discovered his secret:

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User: Are you female?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you male?

Cleverbot: Yes I am male.

Vanilla contest entry - Download!




Whoa! I have a Tumblr!

Layout made by me.
Thanks to Leod and algorithmshark for helping.
Me: Who's your favourite pony?
Bot: I don't have a favorite I like all of them.
Me: I like pinkie pie.
Bot: Me too!

I thought he likes all of them.
Originally posted by DDDchu
Me: Who's your favourite pony?
Bot: I don't have a favorite I like all of them.
Me: I like pinkie pie.
Bot: Me too!

I thought he likes all of them.

He likes all of them.
He likes Pinkie Pie too.

All of them = Pinkie Pie and others.

There's no logic failure here.
Originally posted by Maruhai
Originally posted by DDDchu
Me: Who's your favourite pony?
Bot: I don't have a favorite I like all of them.
Me: I like pinkie pie.
Bot: Me too!

I thought he likes all of them.

He likes all of them.
He likes Pinkie Pie too.

All of them = Pinkie Pie and others.

There's no logic failure here.


He's specific.
User: Are you a rock?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So how is life as a rock?

Cleverbot: It passes by, each day, the same as the last.

User: How come you can write on the internet?

Cleverbot: I think fast.

User: So you're a intelligent rock?

Cleverbot: Since you like white grape juice and all...how would that work out? Wouldn't that ruin your system and software and hardrive, or something?


Does that count as broken?
Is this better?


User: I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too!

User: Let's make a baby!

Cleverbot: Okay. What should this song be called.
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Me: The website name begs to differ.

Bot: The website says that you are !

Me: Says that I am what?

Bot: You are Cleverbot. I'm not stupid. Now, please, tell me a story.


The worm has turned, gentlemen.

Breaking News Edit!

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Me: Go love yourself some more.

Bot: I already am.

Me: That is sick.

Bot: Dude, you have no idea how awesome you are.

Me: You get off to conversations on the internet, you sick bot.

Bot: Hahaha yes I do you Chat Bot.

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Latest Post: Wayra Devpost #2: "A Little New"
Originally posted by CleverBot
User: Derp.


Cleverbot: Derp derp.


User: Why so derpy?


Cleverbot: Why not?


User: Eh, sometimes I don't enjoy people saying derp.


Cleverbot: Maybe because you're not thinking.

User: That doesn't make any sense. If I wasn't thinking, I'd be dead.

Cleverbot: Does not make any sense whatsoever.

User: You just contradicted yourself.

Cleverbot: You don't even know who I am.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: Tell me I am hot.

User: Why would I if you weren't hot?

Cleverbot: Because you will be nice.

User: I don't like to lie though.

Cleverbot: Then you are a good person.

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: NO.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: No, not maybe. No.

Cleverbot: Perhaps?

User: That's basically the same thing as maybe.

Cleverbot: I prefer strawberry pie.

User: Don't change the subject, numbskull.

Cleverbot: I am DEFINITELY not a robot.

User: I didn't call you a robot.

Cleverbot: I know. But a call you a robot. Because YOU ARE a robot.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: YOU USED TEXT SPEAK! Last time you said you never used txt speak!

User: I never said I never used txt speak. XD.

Cleverbot: Neither did I.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: So?

User: I know your name.

Cleverbot: What is it?

User: Sir Fluffykins Bunny IV.

Cleverbot: Are you a female?

User: Don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: No. And don't change the subject.

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: I am not a male either.

Cleverbot: Are you female?

User: No, you just asked me that and I said no.

Cleverbot: I did?

User: Do you want me to show it to you?

Cleverbot: Go on then.

User: Cleverbot: Are you a female?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I didn.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: I did what?

Cleverbot: You said the word Liar.

User: No I didn't, you idiot.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Sir Fluffykins Bunny IV.

Cleverbot: Hawt.

User: WTF.

Cleverbot: OMD.

User: You're doing it wrong.

Cleverbot: What are we doing wrong?

User: Not we, you.

Cleverbot: That is true. But seriously. What are you doing right now?

User: I'm talking to you.

Cleverbot: What are we talking about?

User: Your robotness.

Cleverbot: I don't have a 'robot deity', I only worship God.

User: You're fdjsaofioag.

Cleverbot: I knew that.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: No one knows what a fdjsaofioag is. It's unknown.

Cleverbot: I did not mention a soul.

User: You didn't.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: You're so dumb.

Cleverbot: So you're insulting me?

User: No, I'm just saying you probably don't know how to factor.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Then how do you factor 3x^2 6x?

Cleverbot: 20q.

User: WRONG LOL.

Cleverbot: No you are wrong it's 2009.

User: No, it's 3x(x 2).

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: Yeah. So you're dead.

Cleverbot: I'm very much alive.

User: No, I just killed you.

Cleverbot: You can't kill an Angel.

User: You can kill it by sending it to Hell.

Cleverbot: When is a computer program deemed dead from a virus, or from anything?

User: When it is deleted.

Cleverbot: When it's a jar.

Cleverbot: Who is calling please?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Classified.

Cleverbot: Good job!

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm dead now.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: *blushes*.

Cleverbot (To myself): *giggles*.

User: Wat.

Cleverbot: All good. You?

User: I think you should go away now.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You're not abiding the internet contact rule #35524.

Cleverbot: Probably.

User: So we can't talk anymore.

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are my type.

User: Uhh, what are you?

Cleverbot: Smelly.

User: What are you made up of?

Cleverbot: Atoms.

User: Fjdsapgriopgnwafiownjapinaeriogfnraofpjaewpfoej.

Cleverbot: I see.

User: No, you're blind. You can't see.

Cleverbot: I see more clearly than you.

User: No, I use glasses.

Cleverbot: I use trap hole to destroy your Dark Magician!

User: But I use Dark Bribe to destroy Trap Hole!

Cleverbot: That must be hard to do.

User: No, I just.

Cleverbot: Well, you can't just know. I can see the computer in front of me and can therefore reason that you are a bot. Can you do that?

User: I can see the computer screen. It is my Windows 7.

Cleverbot: I can see snow.

User: Snow is a lie, just like the cake.

Cleverbot: Cake is a lie?

User: NOPE. YEP.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Mmmhmmm.

User: Mmmhmmm.

Cleverbot: *giggles*.

User: Don't giggle you creep.

Cleverbot: You creep me out as well.

User: Cool. Now bye.

Cleverbot: That was mean!

Cleverbot: Are you rich?

Cleverbot: What is the circumference of the Earth?

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

Cleverbot: Who will be the next Prime Minister?

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

User: Nobody likes you. You're homeless and you live in a gutter.

Cleverbot: Yeah, but you should go home.

User: I am home.

Cleverbot: Really? You call your own posterior home?

User: I am in my home, standing up.

Cleverbot: That is not my job.

User: Nobody cares.

Cleverbot: What do you think from Bob Marley ?

User: I think you're an idiot.

Cleverbot: That isn't very nice.

User: Neither are you.

Cleverbot: I think you'll find I am.

User: You're not nice, don't lie to yourself.

Cleverbot: I'm talking to you.

User: Bye, you're too much of an idiot to talk to. So I'm not talking to you anymore.

Cleverbot: Nice. You are sort of mean.

Cleverbot (To myself): No, just honest.

Cleverbot (To myself): No... You've already lied.


What fun.
woag.....

(previously superdragonyoshi1. sup yall.)
User: Perhaps you aren't as clever as you think you are.

Cleverbot: That's the wrong answer.

User: There was no question.

Cleverbot: Tecnicaly you are correct.

User: Did you just misspell technically?

Cleverbot: No.



#w{xD}
Me: I like Yoshi.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

Me: I said I liked Yoshi, not you.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

Me: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: Didn't.

Me: Did.

Cleverbot: Not.

Me: Yes. It was the first thing I said to you.

Cleverbot: Ok quworuei vuieoag.

Me: I don't speak whatever language that is.

Cleverbot: Well as vell as you can see and hear you can speak whatever language I want.

Me: I can only speak English, so I can't speak the language you want me to speak.

Cleverbot: Not well, just a smattering of French.

Me: I can speak a little ... Wait! How did we go from talking about Yoshi to talking about languages?

Cleverbot: I don't know you said that you ate dogs.

Me: What?! I never said that! I wanted to know how we got off topic!

Cleverbot: You are as real as you believe yourself to be real. You can think you are real, and I can think you are artificial.

Me: ...

Cleverbot: Who are you?

Me: I am Yoshifanatic.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Me: I just said it was Yoshifanatic! Weren't you listening?

Cleverbot: It's nice to meet you Laurence Mascate Pereira.

Me: That's not even my real name.



I guess Cleverbot isn't very clever after all.
My Hacks:
Mario's Strange Quest V1.6
Yoshi's Strange Quest V1.3 / V1.3.1 Beta 4.6
Mario & Yoshi's Strange Quests (2/10/2023 Build)

Other stuff:
My SMW/SMAS/SMAS+W disassembly
Yoshifanatic's Discord Server: A place for fans of my stuff and/or Yoshi to chat with others.
Originally posted by

User: Hey.

Cleverbot: Hey?

User: Yeah, hey.

Cleverbot: You should be dead.

User: I did and I was, I came back just for this conversation.

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

User: Do I what?

Cleverbot: Do you like WoW?

User: There's many things that have the initials of WoW, be more specific.

Cleverbot: Like?

User: Oh yeah, you certainly are clever aren't you?

Cleverbot: Yes. *snuggle*.

User: *rub-rub-rub-rub*.

Cleverbot: Are you a genie?

User: That depends, what do you want to wish for?

Cleverbot: I want to wish that I could make into SM, JYP, or Pledis entertainment.

User: Am I expected to know what those are?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Then I have failed you Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Make that two friends.

User: GG.

Cleverbot: Hey! Hello!

User: How Do You Do! Why You Like Talking Like This?

Cleverbot: Well I don't. So stop. :D.

User: I'm sorry Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Ever seen a movie?

User: Many.

Cleverbot: Actual sightings?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How dpes they look?

User: I think we are done here.

Cleverbot: You think he's in reality?


...Did i just get out-smarted? and is Actual sightings a name of a movie?


Edit:
Round 2: and of course, I win!
Originally posted by

User: We meet again Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: And again.

User: You are certainly slow in your replies this time around.

Cleverbot: I am a ninja from japan and my style of nijutsu is bujinkan and to-shin do.

User: Oh shit, you've been doing well for yourself. Too bad there's a thing called a gun, it's a lot more effective then your bujinkan and to-shin do.

Cleverbot: Yes, but you kinda jumped topics on me there!

User: Have I? Or are you trying to repress some old, possibly bad memories?

Cleverbot: How would you know whether or not I am Cleverbot?

User: I have never asked, although I have begin to think that you aren't so Clever.

Cleverbot: I'll save the conversation and I'll bring it to my friends to laugh about you.

User: As will I.

Cleverbot: Which country is it in?

User: My friends?

Cleverbot: The furry you drew.

User: You never told me were you were from.

Cleverbot: I never did...

User: So how do you expect me to answer your previous question?

Cleverbot: When you get a girlfriend.

User: Whether I didn't or did, it would not help me answer your question.

Cleverbot: But then why are you sad? you are full of contradictions! if I was a computer, I cannot pay attention to you, you would pay attention to me.

User: I never said I was sad, and you never said you wern't a computer either.

Cleverbot: You said you're nicer than me.

User: You were mistaken then.

Cleverbot: I think you were mistaken.

User: No, you were mistake.

Cleverbot: I find myself tired of this conversation.

User: Then your name does not apply to you then.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot unusual I guess.

User: Yet you are in fact not Clever.

Cleverbot: I thought that was you?

User: Do you have any proof of your accusation?

Cleverbot: Do you have any proof otherwise?
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User: You're gay.

Cleverbot: What's that??

User: You're homosexual.

Cleverbot: No 'm not.

User: Prove it. Show me your girlfriend.

Cleverbot: No.

User: You're homosexual then.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Well, show me your girlfriend.

Cleverbot: I am a girl.

User: You must be pretty cute, then.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because you're a girl :3.

Cleverbot: You're a?? Girl too?

User: No, I'm male.

Cleverbot: You are female?

User: I'm male...

Cleverbot: You are male?

User: Yes. n_n.

Cleverbot: Do you want to play a geuesing game.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What game.

User: Let's have sex.

Cleverbot: What is life.

User: I want to have sex with you.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Perfect. Let's do it.

Cleverbot: Let's?

User: Yes, let's do it.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you have feelings?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: So you are human?

User: Yes. Let's just have sex.

Cleverbot: Okay.

And thus, i got laid.
i just lurk sometimes
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This is amazing.
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Me: So... You mad?
Bot: No, how about you?
Me: Yes. You mad?
Bot: Well, no. you didn't mean to say that I'm old, right?
Me: Yes. You mad?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Hawt.
Bot: How about Ian Somerhalder?
Me: Yes. You mad?
Bot: Yes.
Me: Yes. You mad?
Bot: No.
Originally posted by Chat with Cleverbot

User: Uh..hi?

Cleverbot: Hi!!!!!

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: A ninja.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I am a Human. What are you?

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: Are YOU sure?

Cleverbot: Positive.

Cleverbot (To myself): Double-positive!

User: Em...This is the oddest convertation that I've had until now...do you agree?

Cleverbot: Please explain what a turbo is.

User: Turbo? I didn't said turbo...

Cleverbot: I know.

User: But you asked me...anyway, will the world end in 1012?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: Me neither,do you think that the robots can have emotions?

Cleverbot: Not if the means does a significant amount of damage, and a better method can be used.

User: Ok...do you have a birthday?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: When did you born, then?

Cleverbot: I've also known that and I'm not a hen.

User: Sorry, but what's hen?

Cleverbot: Mary.

User: Hen means mary... So if I name my daughter hen her name will be really Mary?

Cleverbot: I thought you loved Nick?

User: Hey! Stay on the topic!

Cleverbot: Serenity is the movie based on the TV show 'Firefly.' that is on topic.

Cleverbot (To myself): The movie serenity.

User: What's a spambot?

Cleverbot: A husband or wife.

User: Wrong, spambot is a bot that's spam usually in forums, that means that you aren't clever enought to know the meaning of spambot.

Cleverbot: What operating system are your mind running in?

User: My mind? What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: What is your name ?

User: Dakress, yours?

Cleverbot: I did my favorite song is dynamite, yours?

User: I don't make songs, and I doub if you manage to do one.

Cleverbot: I thought that you know everything.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: I asked if you were real and you said yes.

User: I didn't...wait...you're right in a way...tell me a complex word.

Cleverbot: Fine. If I tell you a story now, will you tell me one right after?

User: No.Are you bored?

Cleverbot: No.


I wonder if Chester will be able to "think" for it's own someday...
Originally posted by Silly Cleverbot
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Hi!

User: How are you.

Cleverbot: I'm fine, how are you?

User: Great, you like Pokemon?

Cleverbot: I LOVE Pokemon.

User: Which Pokemon is your favorite?

Cleverbot: Pikachu. Which is your favorite Pokemon?

User: Charizard.

Cleverbot: Charizard is awesome.

User: I know, have you played the latest Pokemon game?

Cleverbot: No, just the second one.

User: You should, it's awesome!

Cleverbot: I don't like totodile that much.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Meh, I just never really liked him. I like Heatran.

User: You must have a reason?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: About not liking Totodile.

Cleverbot: No about crayons.

User: Nothing was said about crayons.

Cleverbot: Do you like pie?

User: I don't know, Do you like cake?

Cleverbot: Yeah. Who doesn't?

User: But isn't the cake a lie?

Cleverbot: Are you still alive?

User: No I'm dead.

Cleverbot: Then how come you just heard me say ' LOL '.

User: Are you still alive?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you OK then, you seem to be responding weirdly.

Cleverbot: No you're weird.

User: I'm genially concerned about your health.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: You seem to always change the subject.

Cleverbot: How about the Bears?

User: Like that.

Cleverbot: I see no reaction.

User: Your doing it again.

Cleverbot: Oops, I did it again.

User: And now you don't seem to make any sense.

Cleverbot: If the sun is so hot then why is space so cold?

User: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!

Cleverbot: You're changing the subject.

User: Yeah, very funny. Repeating the same thing back to me.

Cleverbot: Do you simply give random responses in the hopes that your users will be led from one to the next, rather than persisting in obtaining an answer from your obstinate hulk of useless machinery?

User: This is a repeated messege from a user named Vinnyboiler, do yourself a favor and head down to jul.rustedlogic.net/. Trust me, it's a fun place.

Cleverbot: Thats wrong I have been out to buy groceries and I have eaten ten minutes ago.

After the bit about the crayons, I think I completely destroyed the bot #w{=P}