We must come up with other incentives for the villains to renounce their evil ways and come to the hero's side, but not even the memetically awesome power of cookies seems to be working. Assuming "real" rewards are out of the question (e.g. temporary custom titles), we must come up with something even more awesome than cookies. I propose we offer cake and grief counseling to all villains-turned-heroes, but we're going to need more ideas than that if we're going to turn over more than half the site!
I should get a new layout.
Probably won't, though.
Probably won't, though.