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Ok if you have seen eShroom Corp post what he said

I caught him once:
Originally posted by eShroom Corp
eShroom Corp is hiring. Yes, you heard me correctly, we're hiring. Finally, you can fulfill your dream of working for a company so generous and friendly that we almost GIVE away coffee in our break room. Normally, we only hire the best people in their field (done by selling them a field and making them stand alone in it as we hire them via cellphone), but this is YOUR chance to work with some of the brightest minds on Earth (i.e. the test subjects whose brains we replaced with a battery powered lightbulb).

As a member of the eShroom Corp crew, you will do every kind of task imaginable: funny, interesting, mundane, questionable, life-threatening, awesome, inspirational and many more. So, expand your horizons (in our new camera lens attachment eye surgery experiments) and join us at eShroom Corp!

Like we always say: The future starts with YOU! God help us all!


So if you see him post what he said here!

EDIT: Me sees him again:
Originally posted by eShroom Corp
Tired of having your inbox filled with spam? Introducing the eShroom Corp's most popular product yet (over 10 sold!), the Veganoizer.

What's so remarkable about the Veganoizer? Well, for one thing, it guarantees 100% removal of all spam. Another notable thing is that it holds the world record in most aggressive spam detection ever used in a commerical product. That means more spam caught!

(Warning: Use of Veganoizer for people who rely on email as their only source of human contact is not recommended as it has been known to cause loneliness-induced depression.)

So, are you going to let the spam pile up, or will you do what several others have and order your own copy of Veganoizer? Order now while our stocks of this digital product last.


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Words are like Bacon. You'll understand someday.
You can hear him on the radio inbetween each two songs, i think.
I had a text file with a few of eShroom Corps posts, but I think I deleted it. Shame :P

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aran - Graces of Heaven
Originally posted by eShroom Corp
We've all been there. You've touched an enemy and your Yoshi ran away. Either you have to run after it or find a replacement. Well, those problems are now over thanks to the latest invention from eShroom Corp: the brand new LickLock Leash.

Using an unsuccessfully patented locking mechanism, you lock your Yoshi's tounge into the device and then place it on your belt, creating an all-natural leash to prevent your Yoshi from running off without causing permanent damage to itself.

As eShroom Corp is constantly trying to developing their products further, we're already underway at designing the next version, which we hope will eliminate up to 17% of the fatal lead poisoning this product allegedly causes in Yoshis it's used on. Said version will also include a functioning unlocking mechanism.

Animal cruelty experts have all given their thumbs up regarding this product, so there are no ethical dilemmas here. Therefore, don't hesitate to order right away! Remember, eShroom Corp is the friendly face in the sea of competent meanies!

Originally posted by eShroom Corp
Have your internets been too slow recently? Are the tubes being clogged? No more, with the new Freshernet Spray. Spray directly into your local CAT-5 internet and it'll instantly work its way into the other internets, removing all the clogged internets it encounters. Our hired medical expert guarantees a successful internet after applying the Freshernet Spray on a daily basis.

(Regulations in certain geographical areas force us to warn about dangers of potentially permanent death caused by skin contact with the chemicals of the Freshernet Spray. Likewise, being in the same room as the spray when applied is not recommended due to glowy radioactive fumes.)

As a special offer, if you order the Freshernet Spray on your birthday, we will (for a substantial fee) include two additional cans of spray, a brand new CAT-5 internet and a warehouse's worth of books we failed to sell. Order today! ...or tomorrow. ...but preferably today!


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Legacy ports zip (now that those went down because Dropbox)
I've seen his name appear in many threads, but they get deleted immediately. I tried to be a hero and help out, but I couldn't, so I joined the dark side since it's easier.

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Originally posted by Millinia Winter Contingency
...since it's easier.


Not to mention "a lot more fun".

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Feel free to visit my website/blog - it's updated rarely, but it looks pretty cool!
Originally posted by eShroom Corp
Jumping through pipes is too exhausting? Running to the right makes your legs hurt? You need your exercise, but the terrain is just too rough? Try the new Ab-ominizer from eShroom Corp, your #3 choice in note block-based muscle training.

By laying down on the Ab-ominizer, you will instantly bounce upwards. Your muscles will then instinctively start moving to stop the fall. Continued use will lead to instinctively forced training of every single muscle in the body as you're endlessly bounced in a torturous cycle.

Order within 14 days and we'll also give you eShroom Corp's N-Cage, a cage placed around the Ab-ominizer to avoid painfully lethal consequences when you accidentally bounce sideways, off the Ab-ominizer, absolutely free*.


These are fantastic.

edit

Originally posted by eShroom Corp
As any serious gardener knows, Muncher plants (Omnomia nigrum) have really poor dental hygiene. Incredibly biased studies show that Muncher plants never brush their teeth. As such, your wonderful garden may suffer from the foul odor of flesh being digested.

To combat this problem, our intern scientist here at eShroom Corp has developed the groundbreaking (literally) Munchgum, a chewing gum for Muncher plants to chew on. Half-assed mathematical theorems show that Munchgum reduces garden smell by 143% if fed to the plants 84 times per day.

To celebrate our one-year anniversary of being unable to sell this, we've prepared some special deals for you. If you order within the next few weeks, we'll offer you 14 additional boatloads of these for as low as $4.99 per gum.

How can anyone say no to such a deal? Well, that's what we're trying to figure out.

Order today from eShroom Corp. And remember, if it isn't eShroom Corp, please don't buy it.


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Where does he post these things...
Originally posted by Who is this?
Where does he post these things...


In the C3 Fourm, but be quick they get deleted in 2.345 Seconds

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Words are like Bacon. You'll understand someday.
Originally posted by The Creative Donut
Originally posted by Who is this?
Where does he post these things...


In the C3 Fourm, but be quick they get deleted in 2.345 Seconds

I don't think they stay that long.

Seriously, you press F5, you see a post by eShroom, you repress F5 immediately, it's already gone.

I think heroes are cheating.
Originally posted by Evil yogui
Originally posted by The Creative Donut
Originally posted by Who is this?
Where does he post these things...


In the C3 Fourm, but be quick they get deleted in 2.345 Seconds

I don't think they stay that long.

Seriously, you press F5, you see a post by eShroom, you repress F5 immediately, it's already gone.

I think heroes are cheating.


I still got one of his posts, so it is Possible

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Words are like Bacon. You'll understand someday.
Listening to eShroomCorp is fun, yet creepy. It doesn't really creep me out much though, considering that we're granted with awesome, unbelievable, inevitable, undeniable p-p-p-power.
Originally posted by Evil yogui
Seriously, you press F5, you see a post by eShroom, you repress F5 immediately, it's already gone.

I think heroes are cheating.
That's exactly why I left them, I just couldn't help anymore, even if I tried, so I joined the simple easy dark side.

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