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The NEW 5 Difficult Bosses

Kaizo

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Lets begin, shall we?

Title Screen:
Not much to say, with the basic title screen text. The floating munchers and holes in the background look bad, though (not to mention foreground tiles being on the background).
Intro:
Again, not much to say. The glitched lava and intro message bewaring of glitches is not a good sign.
Overworld:
Oh, dear. The checkerboard tiles don't actually look THAT bad, but they blend too much with the clouds and kind of hurts my eyes looking at it (may just be because I'm tired, though). The red border definitly does look bad, though...
Training Area:
Okay, instadeath lightning bolt that glitches through the wall. After that, right off the bat we have floating munchers and a shelljump, as well as an invisible coin block (I noticed the munchers do have snake tongues now, though, so you can't just call them plants). Soon after, we have some message boxes with spelling mistakes (can't blame you, though, since English doesn't seem to be your primary language). They should read:
1. P-jumps are
very hard to do!

2. Bushes are NOT a good sign.

3. After you
complete a level...
...you can not
exit the level by
using START+SELECT.

4. Bosses are NOT
the easiest thing
in the game!

After that, the sign shows us its right by leading us to fake cement blocks beneath a bush, leading us to our firery doom. Next, some muncher jumps, and then a not very dangerous rope climbing part, since we can avoid the bullet bills just by sticking to the top of the rope. Then we have a pointless Pokey jump and a P-jump to top it all off. Next, we have a long running scene through cement blocks, and then some 3-tile-high jumps with rather strange death blocks (glass squares? really?). Afterwards, we find a semi-blind jump through munchers and some under-the-level ground. Finally, we have some simple jumps, and are given a 3-up moon in return for all that. Then its just a side exit, no goal point.
New Boss 1:
I don't have time to get to this yet, but to be honest, this is a rather sad start to the hack... ^^;

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Is the second boss really supposed to be me just standing there for nearly 200 in-game seconds and jumping on like 4 bullets?

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I Would very much like to see A 3rd one after how great the first and second were
Originally posted by Alexander
Is the second boss really supposed to be me just standing there for nearly 200 in-game seconds and jumping on like 4 bullets?

Yes. It really is |-O
Originally posted by Diddyboy100
Who wants Me to make "The 5 Difficult Bosses The 3rd"? It will be THE HARDEST HACK I'VE EVER CREATED!!!


Did you even read what Kaizoman Thomas said?
To me it just looks like you are trying to get publicity for a hack that you haven't even attempt to improve... It's upsetting really.
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Originally posted by OGS93
Originally posted by Diddyboy100
Who wants Me to make "The 5 Difficult Bosses The 3rd"? It will be THE HARDEST HACK I'VE EVER CREATED!!!


Did you even read what Kaizoman Thomas said?
To me it just looks like you are trying to get publicity for a hack that you haven't even attempt to improve... It's upsetting really.

Well, it's definitely better than the first...
Not by much, though. I'm considering not even uploading my TAS because of the bullshit of the second "boss."

I'm probably not going to play another hack by you. You seem to be very paranoid about people saying negative things about your hacks - you jump down the throats of the people who do.

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Sorry to say this but the Bowser battle was more annoying rather than Kaizo. Not only are there GLITCHED Eeries floating through but you have to hit Bowser 22 TIMES to beat him. Now I don't mind if the health is increased but having to hit him that many times is just going to be boring.
The Lemmy battle was annoying too. I had to keep waiting for him to appear where I could actually hit him.

I did like the Overworld though. Very interesting use of graphics there.

e: Paragloomba!
There was a Bowser fight? Where?

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Originally posted by Alexander
There was a Bowser fight? Where?

I'm with you here. No offense, but I stopped playing the hack (I got quite bored), and knowing that there's a boss that takes 22 hits, is not making me more likely to come back to it. TAS=Screwed. Sorry.
Well I beat the last boss in the normal order, so I consider my TAS finished. I don't need to spend another ten minutes on a vanilla boss with a fucky hex edit.

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Originally posted by Alexander
Well I beat the last boss in the normal order, so I consider my TAS finished. I don't need to spend another ten minutes on a vanilla boss with a f***y hex edit.

Dude... Don't swear,I don't like that :P Anyway wheres the link to the video. Also I can't fix that bloody bowser boss and the glitched Eeries.
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Whatever. I'm not doing the damned Bowser battle.

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This thread is providing me with instant lulz.

To contribute, it sounds like your bosses are very repetitive rather than difficult. You want bosses to have unique features (and in Kaizo, very difficult). They need to have complicated movesets to go through (but don't use noob boss with all features because that is dumb) and the arena itself should be hard to maneuver. However, boss life should still only be like 3-5 hits, 10 at most for Kaizo.

Repetitive isn't really the word. They aren't hard, by any means. They're just really redundant and not fun.

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Okay how many kaizo hacks have ExGFX, sprites, custom music and patches did you see Alexander? maybe like 2.
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Originally posted by Diddyboy100
Okay how many kaizo hacks have ExGFX, sprites, custom music and patches did you see Alexander? maybe like 2.


Two things.

1. A shitload of Kaizo hacks are chocolate these days. Try playing some of the better hacks in this forum. Most of them are better designed than the ones you've presented here.

2. Fancy graphics and music don't make a game fun.

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Originally posted by Alexander
1. A s***load of Kaizo hacks are chocolate these days. Try playing some of the better hacks in this forum. Most of them are better designed than the ones you've presented here.

2. Fancy graphics and music don't make a game fun.

Heres several lessons for everyone:

Originally posted by Lesson 1
Don't be rude, Everyones NOT perfect


Originally posted by Lesson 2
Except anyone's hacks (Non-kaizo and kaizo)


Originally posted by Lesson 3
Swearing can make anyone mad and never talk to you again


I hope everyone understands. and if you are perfect, try walking on water!
"Nobody's perfect" is a terrible excuse for bad games, dude. And swearing isn't going to make people hate you forever.

... I have no idea what you're trying to say with that second thing, though.

you're not our mommy
Good fucking bye.
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