Minecraft Ending - tl;dr edition!

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As some of you know, after you defeat the Ender Dragon in Minecraft you're treated to an 8 minute long monologue. Many people fall asleep around the 4 minute mark so I present to you:

Minecraft Ending - tl;dr edition

We're two entities that live inside the 'game'. You've become strong enough to hear our thoughts now. Your mind chooses to convert our thoughts into text.

Basically, this whole world is a figment of your imagination. It's time that you stopped imagining, went out, and socialised

By the way, you're not strong enough to understand a couple of our thoughts yet. Just sayin...

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You're forgetting the most important part!

"Symbolic Historical Quote by Mark Twain"

K.

(stabs notch)

Good fucking bye.

Better version;

TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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But your real life isn't real either, sort of like the Matrix, and the only way out into the real real world is to jump off a cliff while disemboweling yourself with a spoon.

Depressing.

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Attempt to sound deep and introspective to hide the fact that this isn't really much of an ending (your mileage may vary on whether or not it was actually successful).

I should get a new layout.

Probably won't, though.

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