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SUNKEN SHIP epic fail... Why didn't anyone notice this???

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Really, like i have written in the image... How the fuck did those cobweb get in a sunken ship? I know a Mario game must not be sane, but this is just... wtf!
unless there are some spider race that can make cobwebs underwater... eh?
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Indeed. And why are question blocks able to float? How are mushrooms able to increase Mario's size? How are Bill Blasters able to hold an infinite amount of bullets? The same for Hammer Bros.? What about Bowser? How is he able to survive falling in lava all these times? And if he's able to survive lava, then why doesn't he come right back out to try to stop Mario from moving on? How are bloopers able to float outside of sea? Why does Yoshi just accept his fate as Mario's pet/vehicle when he first meets him? Why don't toads just equip themselves with power-ups inside the question blocks? These are all problems we will never get answers to, no matter how hard we try.
The "some things don't make sense = nothing needs to make sense" argument has always struck me as a bit... strange.

It's like this applied to wacky game mechanics.
Here is a simple explanation for the cobwebs.

There is a spider enemy that we have never seen in any Mario game, able to live and breathe underwater. It builds webs using a silk and adhesive that are both insoluable in water. The only reason these webs, as well as the webs in all other ghost houses, do not interact with Mario is because Mario floats and walks a few inches in front of the cobwebs.

There. Problem solved.
Or maybe it isn't actually a cobweb, but a shelf that was designed to look like one. Otherwise, the small crate lying on top of that big one would be in a very unstable balance and probably fall down sooner or later.

Therefore, it's just precaution of Nintendo to preserve visitors of the ship from being hurt by riskily placed objects and prevent lawsuits.
There’s a perfectly logical explanation behind those “cobwebs.” They’re not actually cobwebs, but this guy’s handiwork... or make that nose-work.

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i herd rumors sunken ghost ship is the anti crist.

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You missed the one in your item box =o Seems you haven't had an item up thurr in a while.

Epic win is more like it #w{=9}
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Where does Mario get all his air from? Can he just filter it out of the water? If not, then how can he stay underwater for so long? How big are his lungs? Is there some kind of super-secret oxygen-supplier?

So many things in the Marioverse make no sense.
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How come if he enters a pipe that was shown to have a piranha plant in it, he can still go through without encountering the plant?

How is Mario able to float on a cloud and control its movement? And how is Lakitu able to float on a cloud holding an infinite supply of spinies?

Along with that, how is Bowser able to control a near-infinite army of koopas and other enemies? I don't think it's pay since each one holds a single coin when they die via fireball. And how does a fireball completely disintegrate an enemy, yet the coin is unaffected?

Also, if Bowser has eight different kids, then who's the mother? Did he kill her? Is it Peach? Why is this issue never addressed?
Hey don't care for that webs... Plz tell me who is the random mom of the random koopa kids.
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So why the empty numb?
It's Clawdia Koopa, as mentioned here: http://www.mariowiki.com/Clawdia_Koopa#Clawdia_Koopa

By the way, it's a Splooper, a Spider-Blooper.
Because Nintendo Power is a reliable source for that type of information. (in other words, they were joking)
It's all illogical and legit simple-based things on Games

•Same as how Mario can even shoot fireballs in water.
•Or How can blocks be destroyed by spin-jumping.

These are things you don't take a close observation or try to properly compact with the Laws of Nature and Logical Terms

Plus he's a better Theory for the Spiderweb underwater...
the spider can live underwater *shrugs*
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Originally posted by Dinomar


Really, like i have written in the image... How the fuck did those cobweb get in a sunken ship? I know a Mario game must not be sane, but this is just... wtf!
unless there are some spider race that can make cobwebs underwater... eh?


i guess we will never know?
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Originally posted by Dinomar


Really, like i have written in the image... How the fuck did those cobweb get in a sunken ship? I know a Mario game must not be sane, but this is just... wtf!
unless there are some spider race that can make cobwebs underwater... eh?


Two words: Nintendo logic.
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Cobwebs, nothing. That box should've fallen over by now.
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Clearly it's the work of aliens.
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