Pretend you were an alien visiting Earth.

What would you do?
What would you think of this world?
What would your name be?

I'd think this world is really strange, and I'd do nothing but some alien invasion. And my name would be Garbog.

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Depends where my flying sauce falls, no?

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It's easily the best thing I've done
So why the empty numb?

I use my Time Machine Ray and send everyone to the '80s, this world is very strange people likes strange music (and some things) and my name is DiscoNotMan.

EDIT: My flying sauces is a giant disco ball. (Death Star reference?)

Go back to my home planet and make a reality TV show about Earth.

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What would you do?: Opening noodle shop at Osaka, Japan

What would you think of this world?: Helping world from Venusian race (Metal Slug reference)

What would your name be?: Pupipi

Ok, good bye.

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I'd be unable to perceive any of the life forms on Earth because of their weird physical construction. They wouldn't be able to perceive my presence as well, so it wouldn't be a too exciting experience for both sides.

Enslave the Human Race and labor for the Rest of their Meaningless Lives...
This makes us Humans sound Stupid

I would fly down in my invisible spaceship to an insane person's house, look through their window until they see me, and then make the million light year journey back home.

I would find a lab rat called Brain and get it to my home planet as president. I would be called Narf, or Poink.

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If I were an alien I would think that the ways of human are far from productive. I would enslave the humans, correct their behaviors, collect living samples of every form of life on earth, and turn the Earth into a productive resource for my empire. If I had a name, it'd be something simple like Zety.

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Available for bug-testing/play-testing.
Hacking on hold, lack of willpower.

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