Age 3: I grabbed a hot iron thinking it was cooled off. My hand had second degree burns on it for a couple weeks.
Age 3: Rolled off the top bunk while sleeping, bounced onto the bed below and onto the hard wood floor.
Age 4: Brothers were playing ball in the driveway and I skidded my knee on the concrete while wearing shorts, blood trail right behind me, very bad.
Age 6: Brother sat me down in a milk crate and slid me across a hard tiled floor. Turning a sharp corner, I fell sideways and cracked my head open.
Age 8: Running down stone stairs outside while they were wet, I fell backward and hit my head.
Age 9: While swimming I had my eyes closed and I rammed my head right into one of the walls underwater
Age 9: Riding my bike down a steep hill, speed wobbling lead to me losing control and I flew over the handlebars landing onto a huge rock as the bike came tumbling down onto my legs.
Age 10: Fell off my roof while putting up Christmas lights, landed head first onto the driveway and lost consciousness.
Age 12: While moving some wood in my backyard, I couldn't see where I Was stepping, I tripped over a hose and fell onto a pile of bricks, breaking my right arm.
Age 13: I was laying down on a skateboard pretending it was luge, as I was going down a steep inclined street, I lost control and skidded my face along the asphalt as a result of sliding off.
Age 15: My brother was putting a 32" tv down on my bed while I was laying down, dropped it right on my ankle.
Age 16: While up in the attic, the roof shingles are stuck to the roof with nails, I stood up in a slouched position and rammed my back right into one of those nails sticking out from the ceiling of the attic.
Age 19: Finger ran right through a gear of the damn ride I was fixing, luckily it was before actual operating hours and wasn't fully ready otherwise, bye-bye finger.
Age 20: Dropped a 200 pound engine block right onto my foot from Mechanic work.
Since then I haven't had too many painful experiences, knowing my luck I might have just jinxed it
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