Greetings, my dearest comrades. I have gathered you all here for a very important announcement. While diligently trying to stave off yoshicookiezeus from his dastardly attempts to seize back the news section in the name of System, I have simultaneously been hard at work creating a prototype weapon to help in our war effort. After much labor, I am proud to present...
THE SYSTEM BUSTER
! This high-powered robot will crush all of those System-supporting scoundrels into mushroom-paste! Features include a mounted, swiveling Banzai Bill blaster, POWSTEP (tm) technology for smashing enemies underfoot, a Star Drive to increase defenses, antigravity cape technology, and more!
So, my trusted allies, and most respected General Chester...what say we go forth and defeat System's ragtag team of ruffians once and for all?!
(disclaimer: I scribbled this thing in like an hours' time, so it probably looks a little rushed. It's just a random silly idea I had, heh )