I found a really interesting and amusing thread from 2009
in the talk forums about Famous Quotes on SMW Central. I don't want to bump that thread, since well it's really old, and that it the OP isn't active.
After two years, there definitely has to be more "memorable" posts since the the last post in said thread. We have the the forum archiving good threads, so why not archive the posts that really stand out?
1. If it's a long post, link it.
2. Do no bring up something in hostility - that means just to flame someone for posting so stupid. In good nature please.
3. No IRC quotes - that will take a LOT of space.
4. No request quotes.
*Names are linked to the post*
Shameless copy-pasting the quotes from the old thread:
1. "Your hack's not 'great'. Learn what a great hack is, then try to make yours more like one." - icegoom
2. "It's more or less advice. If you want to make a mark here, remakes aren't recommended. Everyone has some creative juice - find yours and use it." - S.N.N.
3. "Eye of newt, I cast a hex on you!" - The Magician
4. "Remarkable! It appears that my powers have returned to me. Maxwell, you are a genius!
" - Absent Ministrator
5. "This thread doesn't just belong in the trash, it belongs in the deep geological repository. XD" - Boingboingsplat
6. "If you don't like what's available to you, you're going to have to make your own." - icegoom
7. "You believe in Social Darwinism I see, I'm glad this is turning into a intellectual debate." - TLMB
8. "Thanks! I never new which tile the squished goomba was trying to pull from
....now, I'm one step closer to infesting my ROM with classic goombas. Muah ha ha." - andy_k_250
9. "codes is very maybe, but perhaps. my briaching is like the, but not through i guess." - Smallhacker
10. "US: Other countries don't exist unless they have something we want." - Kipernal
11. "Even the trash can needs a good breakfast." - icegoom
12. "Do you want to be my friend.
" - NextGenPie
13. "Also, I kill my friends and harvest on their spleens. I feel bad killing strangers." -S.N.N.
14. "Every time there's someone posting spam... Oh boy..." - Broozer
15. "well, since you went against what i said, i cut through some red tape. It involved the banning of several hundred innocent members and SNN's mom falling into a black hole, but it was worth it so you could continue posting." - Tatrion
16. "That's sexual harrassment" - TRS
17. "System. We have been separated since 1969. Shall we reunite and spread our offspring into the world?" - Absent Ministrator
18. "...god. Slam your face into the keyboard. If you're lucky, you'll find the correct key in the process." - Smallhacker
19. "Wow! The story was epic. I loved the part where Mario marries Luigi. It remembers of my family." - lucas92
20. "I tried sniffing coke, but the ice cubes got stuck up my nose." - edit1754
21. "It's not dead, it's just electroencephalographically challenged."" - edit1754
22. "I just realized what our problem is. SMWC attracts under-aged children who don't have credit/debit cards. Now, what we have to do is change our demographic.
BIGASS GUNS CENTRAL
- YOUR PRIMARY OMG THATS A BIG F**KING GUN RESOURCE " - Smallhacker
23a. "I am devastated" - ArBe
23b. "You are my Candy Girl Sugar Honey Honey" - S.N.N.
24. "Blenders in a dick" - FirePhoenix
25. "And in a way, aren't we all Reznor, too? Standing in a dark room, spinning in endless circles, with nothing but the occasional spat-forth fireball to pass the time until someone finally hits us into the lava, then knocks down our house so that not even a trace remains to remind others of our existence? I think Reznor is a sad metaphor for contemporary life." - Rameau's Nephew
26. "happy birthday kieran even though I don't know wh you are. Seriously who is kieran. " - videogamer123
27. "BLARGH LEARN HOW TO READING COMPREHENSION! *steam shoots out of ears*" - smkdan
28. "Hitler makes me hot. " - Not so Normal
29. "I actually type by yelling at my keyboard and the sheer power of my voice moves the keys for me." - Proton Jon
30. "stop calling me "he" already you assholes" - System
31. "Giga this isn't the photo thread, that's in the talk forum." - Chuckles in reply to this post
32. "k" - Captain Pissweak
33. "NES BOY" - jermboy27
34. smkdan's logout tutorial
35. "I see some people talked about my whole bule berry thing. I still stand by my original statement. The blue berry looks out of place. I hope you get my point.
" - Fellowroot
36. "It would be like if the Top Secret Area in SMW had no Question Blocks or power-ups and just an NPC saying "Watch out for Reznor!" - andy_k_250
37. "36. Most likely to not know what SMWCP2 is upon release
S.N.N." - various Winter 2011 Mosts Votes
38. "34. Most immature
- Mariosuckscocks3" - andy_k_250
The ground is glitchy." - Maxodex
40a. "Dont spam" - Weeabuu
40b. "Also, wrong forum" - Ripperon-X
4cc. "Nope,he put the thread in here to spam the forum." - Snowshadow
41. "Tag (late) was not closed...
Tag (late) was not closed...
Tag (late) was not closed for the sake of God!...
doesn't you get it? I said "Tag (late) was not closed"!...
You tired me!
*goes off of the internet*
*gets smashed by a car*
Tag (smash) was not closed
Tag (span) was not closed.
" - Quick Quack
42. "Well guys, here we are. Post 10002. It has been a long and hard three years, and wait a second what the fuck is this?" - S.N.N.
43. "Holy wow I'm in the Display Case.
I'm such a prophet.
So guys, you can go ahead and put me on staff now." - Umlaut Banana
44. "From what I hear, only a chosen few are allowed to drink from his legendary teats. You must be honored." - Ultimaximus
45. "Hey, my dong hurts badly. What should I do? :<" - Red Chameleon
46. "Zsnes is so shitty I only use it to take SPC dumps" - Jayfeather
47a. "So you reserved a level and you had literally no ideas for it. Brilliant. This is not how the collab works. You were so desperate for a level that you grabbed whichever one you could and then asked people for ideas.
It is EXPECTED that people who claim a level claim one with inspiration and an idea in mind already. You have neither. I am giving this level to someone else." - S.N.N
47b. "Fine, i didn't like this theme anyway!" - Falconpunch
47c. "Tag (div) was not closed.
Tag (div) was not closed.
Tag (div) was not closed.
Tag (div) was not closed.
" - Snowshoe
48. "There will never be a new Admin, SNN's ego is so big it takes up all the extra Admin spaces." - Adam
49a. "but if Camerin Neede is Joseph Stalin then who am i?" - limepie20
49b. "Your that idiot who ruins everything." - Volke
49c. "yeah Joseph Stalin" - limepie20
48d. "owned" - leod
50. "I had been thinking but the site is starting to make me a nervous reck I can't stand it any more I want out not even s.n.n won't care nobody anymore dose so I need a deactivate link right now ok please" - super rarity
51. jesus' request; because he's jesus
52. An SMW Comic
53. "(sticky can you sticky this)
ask anything about advanced hacking and ill give a reply" - hammerbro in this fantastic thread
54. "I'm a stupid n00b who doesn't get that it's a long time ago that 3-UP moons were fantastic. (We are pretending, play along.)
Normally, you (the regular users) would post in this thread to flame me.
HOWEVER, this is the new and improved SMW Central so you don't. THIS THREAD DOESN'T NEED TO BE ANY LONGER THAN 1 POST!
Because someone will probably be taking care of this anyway.
Let's test it right away! If anyone posts in this thread, they will be banned for an unknown amount of time. (This goes for any other crappy YouTube hack thread as well.)" - Kieran Menor
55. "once upon a time mario got hit in the face with a football by the first chuck in football canyon and died. it was very sad and people cried.
here's a picture
" - S.N.N.
56. "The US debt is approachong π Googol fast. They may declare total world domination just so they don't owe anyone money anymore for all we know" - Wiimieser
57. A typical post by Rameau's Nephew
58. "I once dreamt I had sex with my parents. It was a wet dream, too. I'm still not sure what to make of it." - Kieran Menor
59. "I remember doing a presentation on why The Beatles were in fact NOT bigger then Jesus for my english class. It was pretty much half an hour of the quiet kid that never said anything bashing the beatles heavily. I had a flowchart with jesus at the top and the beatles were at the very bottom on a taped on piece of paper under a sperm whale. I also had a powerpoint that showed pictures of the beatles where I critiqued their facial features and clothing styles.
I played The Beach Boys throughout saying it was the beatles.
Everybody hated me after that but fuck it was so funny to see their faces." - Hobz
60. "Stop trying to out-Fellowroot Fellowroot." - MrDeePay
61. "I don't care if it was intentional or not. It looks depressing. Do you want to be depressed every time you play this game?" - ClearYoshi in this hilarious post
62. " " - Ladida...I guess a link would make sense
63. "SM64 is just a ROM hack of SMW anyway, so who cares." - Smallhacker
64. "Does he have a hot single brother?" - Golden Yoshi'
65. "Fuck you." - S.N.N. and everyone in the world to Yanama