Originally posted by Kipernal
There's also the "Bowser relaxing on the beach" scene. We don't have a script for that either, to the best of my knowledge.
The scene starts with Bowser relaxing on a beach. Kamek (or a Koopa Troopa if we need gfx space), who is currently sporting a servant tuxedo, walks on to the scene and hands King Koopa a drink, complete with the little umbrella on top.
Kamek: Here's the drink you orderd Your Burliness....
Bowser: I gotta say, the doc was right on this whole vacation thing. Constantly failing on capturing the princess takes a lot out a on guy...
Kamek: Even someone as evil as you sir deserves a break every once and a while.
Bowser: And the view is great! I should build my castle here. (Laughing) No having to worry about capturing the princess, no more bumbling servants constantly failing me, and most important of all, no annoying plumbers like..
(Mario Jumps into the screen and gets into the attack stance)
Bowser: MARIO!!? (Jumps out of his lounge chair knocking Kamek back out of the screen) Why are you bothering me now? Can't a guy even take a simple vacation...
(Mario make some of his classic Mario sounds and gestures with his hands)
Bowser: Factories? I assure you I have nothing to do with that.
(Mario makes sounds and stuff)
Bowser: My minions? Is this what you are making your assumption off of?
Bowser: Well, just because I'm vacation doesn't mean those slackers deserve a break. I lent them off to some guy who offered a heck of a lot of money to borrow them for a while. How else do you think I could afford this vacation?
(Mario talks a bit)
Bowser: You ask a lot of questions. If that guy want to use my minions to build some stupid factories, then I'm ok with it. As long as he doesn't kidnap MY princess, I don't care what he does.
(Mario talks a bit more)
Bowser: What don't you understand? I don't care! (hops back on to his lounge chair) Now get out of here before I blast you with my fire-(Kamek come back on scene)
Kamek: Remember sir, the doc said you need to keep your blood pressure down....
Bowser: Hey, being evil is a stressful job, but somebody's got to do it. Now scram mustache, you're blocking my sunlight....
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