You will need Python 3 to run it, as I haven't had time to convert it into a .exe file, and even if I did, I have no idea how to. Because putting songs into a text game is kind of wild, you can instead opt into the soundtrack by listening to it here. ORIGINAL COMPOSITION DO NOT STEAL |:
This is a text based adventure game where the goal is to reach the last screen. It asks the bold question "What if Mario was a wall of text only crafted by our imagination?" and then never answers it. It may also have the occasional bug where I said the wrong variable somewhere, but I found all I could up to this point.
The coding side is sloppy and could be far more efficient, plus it's lacking in comments in most areas. Good luck understanding my jargon if it all goes wrong!
(Currently commenting the code as you sit here reading...)
New Version as of the time of this edit, which disables the God command I used to make it...
An even newer version which fixes some horrible grammar and makes the battle system work properly!