We all know that almost any day we learn something,like not putting ketchup with peanut butter or not stepping on lego,but what did this red plumber teach you?
mario taught me that if you get a shell from a turtle and throw it at a ghost the ghost will die and give you 200 points,
he also taught me that pokey's are very slow,
but something i will never forget is that you shooting fire underwater kills white squids! i would never notice it without him!
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I learned that:
-no matter how difficult the trials I get thru just to save my love interest, I'm never getting laid
-no matter how many animals you torture, you get off Scot free. No PETA, no ASPCA, no police!
-No matter how close you get to lava, as long as you don't actually touch it, you're okay. Also known as convection shmonvection for those of you who prefer to speak TvTropes-ese.
Mario taught me that for every 100 pennies I collect, I get an extra life! At this rate, I'll live forever!
Mario has also taught me that I can jump from tall ledges and land safely on the ground below, as long as I can see the bottom. But if I do jump off that type of ledge, I just lose one of the millions of lives I already collected...I'm haven't tested this theory yet, but now is a good of a time than any.
brb, I'll edit my post with my results once I'm done.
Mario has taught me that no matter how many times your loved one gets taken away by some big evil mutated turtle, you never give up trying to get her back, no matter what you have to go through to save her, because you know in the end, it might just be worth it..
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* I've learned that dinosaurs haven't gone extinct, and that some can be ridden like horses.
* I've learned that dinosaur eggs are lethal weapons.
* I've learned that every time the news talks about suicide bombers, they're talking about Bob-Ombs.
* I've learned that Coin Blocks can appear out of nowhere and knock you into a bottomless death pit.
* I've learned that cutting a certain type of tape makes you double in size, and that if you're killed after cutting it, you'll respawn at the point where you cut the tape.
* I've learned that there's another type of tape that will turn everyone around you into money and make you walk forward uncontrollably.
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- Knockout ~ Transformers Prime "TMI"