imma ignore those and maybe come back to them in a few hundred pages
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DRAGON: No land.
AGENTM: Our voyage has only just begun. If by the third month we haven't reached land, we must turn back. Unfortunately, that means the journey will have been a financial failure.
DRAGON: How much did you spend on all this?
AGENTM: 4,000 coins. It may sound like a large investment, but it's only a small fraction of the reward money we could receive.
DRAGON: Have you seen Umlaut anywhere?
UMLAUT: I'm over here, you asshole!
UMLAUT: I hate boats.
DRAGON: Look on the bright side.
DRAGON: At least you're losing weight!
UMLAUT: Fuck y-
UMLAUT: OH MAN I'M GONNA HURL
Scene 14 ==>