This machine is a device of unknown origin, stored in a lab facility specializing in creatures and items of otherworldly nature. You are safe from monsters and everything in the facility. All the SCP's are contained and inaccesible but this one machine. You can play with this machine though! No one's looking!
What this machine does is take anything (even people and animals, but that's not safe to put in) in one chamber. And according to the dial, it can turn it into something else! Sometimes an upgrade, sometimes a downgrade, but it keeps the properties or "unphysical personality" of the original item.
There are 5 settings. Rough, Coarse, 1:1, Fine, and Very Fine. But no one knows what effects these settings have on items. It is advised to treat precious things with care by setting it on one of the fine settings.
With that said, put anything in and set the dial to one of the settings. And say it like this:
And the machine can turn anything you want into something else!
Rules: You can put anything in it, but only once per post. You may post again after I rate your previous output, but not so much the staff takes notice.
I dictate what is in the output. Outputs are random, so don't be mad at me if it doesn't turn out the way you wanted.
Don't put in the same thing over and over. Yes, the result would be different at times but have variety!