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The Totally Non-Dramatic Leaving Thread.

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So you've decided to leave SMWC. Good for you!

This thread is strictly for making extremely non-dramatic leaving posts. Before making your post, please read the following rules.

1. Absolutely NO drama allowed!
If you want to make a dramatic leaving post, please do so in a forum where you will get more of the attention you clearly need. This thread is strictly for people who want to leave without causing a scene.

2. Do NOT mention the name of ANY users in your post!
Sorry, but mentioning people's names might spark some kind of drama. Say goodbye to your friends in PMs; this thread is literally just to let people in general know that you have left.

3. If you make a post here and log back into the site, you will be banned!
Dude, this thread is for leaving. If you make a post here and then have the smartassery to come back to SMW Central, your account will be nuked. The people who post here to say they are leaving are actually leaving!

4. No essay-length posts!
Your post cannot exceed 200 characters. People who take too long to leave will have their posts removed, and their layout will be nuked as punishment.

5. Do not make short, pointless posts!
Even on your way out, you should follow the site rules on posting. Posts that are under 200 characters will be deleted for excessive shortness.

6. Do NOT explicitly say you are leaving!
You're leaving. We get it, which is why you're here. Anyone who too blatantly says they are leaving will have their passwords reset to something as long as however many characters their posts contained.

7. Don't be vague!
Posting too vaguely is never a good idea. Try to tell us why you are posting here (without explicitly saying you are leaving, of course).

8. Finally, be yourself!
Don't be afraid to be yourself even on your way out the door. Even while leaving, we can tell if you are pretending to be someone or something you are not, and posts that are too fake will lead to the staff stalking you via your IP Address to find out who you really are.

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So, with that said, let the leavings commence! And remember: since you are leaving us forever, let me just say that we never really wanted you here in the first place, so get out!
you're all a bunch of meanies. especially you, [insert name here]
I am posting here because there has never been a better time than to glare at my laptop screen in the middle of the night to make this post.



Fun fact: this post is exactly two-hundred characters.
im leaving
for a bathroom break
i will see you guys in hell (especially you sonikku)
bye camerin im leaving for something and jimmy is a pedo
Your layout has been removed.
I am leaving because [insert reason here] and I think I hate everyone here, including Kieran. Everyone will flee from this site, and it's all the staff's fault. Typing at this laptop is fun and I think I will eat tacos that I stole from various people on this site.

Now I shall lurk in [insert country here] and will rant about this site everywhere on the internet.
By the way, jk about all this. Seriously, this place is amazing, and the staff are fantastic. I am not leaving.
Interesting rules this thread has. It seems the only winning move is not to play, and I'm not going to!

wait shi-
shirt status: not on
I'm leaving. They will take control over my entire body soon, so don't expect to hear from me aga-

That's it, I'm leaving forever. Someone abducted me and forced me to say farewell to everyone.

Goodbye to the neverlands.
I'm leaving SMWC forever. No way I'm coming back... Nope... No.
Welp, i'm out. See in you guys in 5 years when i get my engineers to build a combustible lemon that'll burn your houses down.

I DON'T WANT YOU DAMN LEMONS WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE
Later.
I'm leaving.

EDIT: Okay, I'm back. Had to go get a drink.

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I'm leaving forever. You can see that I am leaving forever because I have no layout enabled! I'm so clever!
I have to move on in life.
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to hear birds and see none.
I'm leaving forever. Don't even bother replying to this because I'm not going to read it. You see, I'm clever and I'll be clicking the "Logout" button to make it look like I'm actually gone forever, but in reality I'm checking this thread every few minutes to see all of the posts where people praise me and make up bullshit so I stay. Aren't I clever?
Originally posted by S.N.N.
I'm leaving forever. Don't even bother replying to this because I'm not going to read it. You see, I'm clever and I'll be clicking the "Logout" button to make it look like I'm actually gone forever, but in reality I'm checking this thread every few minutes to see all of the posts where people praise me and make up bullshit so I stay. Aren't I clever?

Not in the least.

Anyhoo, I'm leaving.
to check the Forum Games forum

Originally posted by Unknown
There are two kinds of people in this world: those who think there are two kinds of people in this world, and those who don't.


Why is this non-dramatic a leaving thread??? Wht can't it be super-crying-very-sad-dramatic leaving thread like it should be!!! I WON'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE I'M LEAVING FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!!1
Check out my music!

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Well. I think I'd better leave.. I'm not the world's best member.. I'm leaving now
to go take a giant fucking shit

Layout by algorithshark.
I'm busy IRL. I'll come back someday, but until then, I'm taking a break.
Hmm.. I'm leaving this site for awhile..
because I'm watching Dipalon's fate.. hue hue..
smwc sux big harry ballsax go ahead fukkah ban my ass i dont care im leavin smwc 5eva anyway

p.s. smallhackers nose is a c0ck

Just look above you...
If it's something that can be stopped, then just try to stop it!
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