Well, it's simple, you have to say what object is on your left and how you will use it against the zombie apocalypse.Guess what? This signature is a lie.
The title says right, but the post itself says left... what?
R: Blow-up Snake Sword
L: A door
Not like this complies with 1 and 2, though.
I'll just use my hands, thanks.
A cellphone.
I can either a, use its radiation to explode the zombies' heads, or b, call Jesus.
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Condom?
A ventilator.
I can use it to shred any zombie in my way.През горите, през полята, под звездите, над житата
My Android.
I use it to blow their ears out with grindcore.
To the right: Some guns hidden in a safe in my parents' bedroom. (What? You never specified how far to the right.) Assuming I could find some ammo, I could use those... assuming of course that I managed to get the safe open. Worse comes to worse, I find a crowbar and pry it open. Or something.
To the left: My mug, or my computer. In the former case, it's ceramic (and fucking tough), so I could probably beat the fuck out of some zombies (and maybe even a Witch or two) with it before it breaks. Hell, I could even kick ass and sip beer (who gives a fuck that I'm underaged?) with it. In the latter case, I can order some actual weapons and then smash zombie heads in with this heavy-ass piece of shit. Hell, while I'm ordering those weapons I'll buy a new computer- I need one.
Want to see some of my cool swords? Well, too bad, right now you only get to see one of them, and it's my avatar. Might set up some kind of gallery/portfolio at some point, though.
Right: An air conditioner, that would be a hefty hit to the face!
Left: A couple of 20 pound weights. Yeah, those would be fun to cause some damage with =D
Edit:
@Akireyano: Hahaha, do not wanna know how that is gonna go down...
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