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I have been here for long enough that I know many of you on a more-than-acquaintances level.

I have been here for long enough to trust you.

So why is it that I feel so estranged from you? What has happened to separate us like the division problem from a remainder? What could cause it?

I know. I know what it is. I can hear you people whispering about me in your IRC channels and discussing me in your Skype groups. Every time I appear online on the site, I can feel you people scrutinizing me. Your hatred for me is foundless--I mean boundless.

They read into my posts so deeply that they are bothered by the mere spacesinbetween my words. They see patterns in my use of the word 'and'. They read me, they compile accusations about me from codes they generated in Google Translate, and they accuse me.

I loathe them. I run Experiments on them because they interest me.

Yes I have certainly been on this site for a long time.

It has started to affect my dreams, dreams that have started to leak into my reality. I was at work one day when Kieran came into the office holding an anaconda and shouting "Whoop whoop thistles!!" That was not so strange as realizing I have not worked at that work since last October.

I once saw a man who asked me if I had ever tasted the forums. "Talk has a really bland flavour, like chicken," he told me. "Reality Corner tastes like salty tears, Hot Off The Press tastes like yesterday's ham, but none compare to the delicious overtones and highly illustrious aroma of General Hacking Help! Something about all those help me threads really makes it taste like Lunar Magic!" I laughed at him but then I tried Lunar Magic with Wine and it worked pretty well for something not coded for a Mac.

It was like the time I was sitting in #smwc, and this guy started asking me for hacking advice on Yoshi's Island. This made me laugh out loud so hard because the guy's name was yoshi_eggs_ovaries-y.

I want people to trust me well enough to put me back on staff so that I can help them. In a fit of mania I made this for Ersanio's birthday hoping that it would convince him I was as much staff material as Michael Phelps is to the Olympics, but I haven't heard anything from him except a message asking me to stop calling him.

Sometimes people tell me I could get back on staff here if I just did...things. Like this one time I saw a really cool looking guy who looked like a cross between S.N.N. and George Clooney, who, in a voice that sounded like woven sandpaper, told me I could impress Kieran enough to let me back on staff by losing my job for a cool reason. So the next day I went into my boss and told him I had sold his client's files for money for Smarties, and he fired me. That was back in October and I haven't been able to find a job since then.

I Neede back on staff.

--What's that? Someone is coming into my room. He has a body like the head of a beer, a head like Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory, and feet that look like those skinny pipes from Super Mario World. His voice sounds like emoticons. He says that if I want to be back on SMW Central's staff team, I must first prove my manliness by attacking the site. I am telling him that I already did that when I hired those losers from Turkey to spam the IRC. He is nodding in approval. He says I now need to up the auntie or however you spell it. He's pointing at my map, pointing at three seas--3 Cs--C3! He is telling me what he wants me to do at C3.

It is a good plan. Yes, I will do it. I'll need to buy a few packs of balloons, a toaster oven, a few bottles of grapefruit juice, a roll of Canadian pennies, and does anyone know the price of a fighter jet?

Until then, I will leave. I have business to organize and atypical antipsychotics to take. Gotta get my dopaminergic system under control.
Well, this was unexpected.

Well then...

btw would you be willing to share said grapefruit juice?
Layout by Mirann <3

I'm probably retired tbh
xbox camerin, go home. youre drunk
that song <3
Originally posted by Camerin
and does anyone know the price of a fighter jet?


You may need considerably more rolls of Canadian pennies.
>Spends a paragraph on:

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I Neede back on staff.

This is what I call despair for being staff lol. You have a custom title, what else would a fellow SMWC member need?
Originally posted by Koopster
You have a custom title, what else would a fellow SMWC member need?

A custom color, of course!!!1!11!

Also, what does Lunar Magic with Wine taste like? I'm intrigued.........
Originally posted by Camerin
I have been here for long enough that I know many of you on a more-than-acquaintances level.

Stopped reading there.
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No, we already went through that, remember?
blah blah blah people hate me
blah blah blah joke
blah blah blah metaphors about the site
blah blah blah
can i be on staff
blah blah blah something about c3

This thread:

Originally posted by Camerin
Hi, I'm Camerin. Remember when I was on staff? Well, Pepperidge Farm remembers (see, I also am a 'hep cat' like you), and so basically what I'm saying is can I have it back? Thanks in advance!
we are all 😎 but some are more 😎 than others


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I Neede back on staff.



HA

That was totally in your name before right?

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Yeah, guys! You should take the WoI a bit more seriously.
We all know that this isn't a place for joking around, right?
Did you attempt checking the forum this is in, and are you aware of Camerin's tendencies to make joke threads?

And did all the references in his post not make you suspect that maybe, just maybe,
he isn't serious
?
Your layout has been removed.
Nice Dipalon impersonation, Qwholl.
shirt status: not on
lol he isn't serious because he knows he isn't gonna be on staff!
I think you are drunk Camerin!

Originally posted by Camerin
I have been here for long enough that I know many of you on a more-than-acquaintances level.


http://cdn.wegotthiscovered.com/wp-content/uploads/spongebob-chocolate-with-nuts.jpg
This shows that he is a creep.


Originally posted by Camerin
I know. I know what it is. I can hear you people whispering about me in your IRC channels and discussing me in your Skype groups. Every time I appear online on the site, I can feel you people scrutinizing me. Your hatred for me is foundless--I mean boundless.


What's wrong with hatred?

Everyone needs to vent once in a while.

Sometimes you just need a certain person to direct it on.

You're just an easy target!

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/idiot-41423.jpg


Originally posted by Cameerin
I loathe them. I run Experiments on them because they interest me.


Still a creep! You should try to be as funnily sarcastic as me!

Originally posted by Cam
Yes I have certainly been on this site for a long time


What have you been doing here for so long?

I thought you hated drama!

That's why we hate you!

[email protected]$$!

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I once saw a man who asked me if I had ever tasted the forums. "Talk has a really bland flavour, like chicken," he told me. "Reality Corner tastes like salty tears, Hot Off The Press tastes like yesterday's ham, but none compare to the delicious overtones and highly illustrious aroma of General Hacking Help! Something about all those help me threads really makes it taste like Lunar Magic!" I laughed at him but then I tried Lunar Magic with Wine and it worked pretty well for something not coded for a Mac.


Haha!

You sound like that idiot Dipalon, ranting about random things noone cares about.

You should make sense, that's a number one law of life.

Obviously I know this.

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It was like the time I was sitting in #smwc, and this guy started asking me for hacking advice on Yoshi's Island. This made me laugh out loud so hard because the guy's name was yoshi_eggs_ovaries-y.


You're easily distracted.

You need to grow up.

Originally posted by I Neede back on staff.
That pun was awful!

Why did you even bother.

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--What's that? Someone is coming into my room. He has a body like the head of a beer, a head like Sheldon Cooper from the Big Bang Theory, and feet that look like those skinny pipes from Super Mario World. His voice sounds like emoticons. He says that if I want to be back on SMW Central's staff team, I must first prove my manliness by attacking the site. I am telling him that I already did that when I hired those losers from Turkey to spam the IRC. He is nodding in approval. He says I now need to up the auntie or however you spell it. He's pointing at my map, pointing at three seas--3 Cs--C3! He is telling me what he wants me to do at C3.

Did you know getting high is bad for you?

You should stop doing it!

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It is a good plan. Yes, I will do it. I'll need to buy a few packs of balloons, a toaster oven, a few bottles of grapefruit juice, a roll of Canadian pennies, and does anyone know the price of a fighter jet?


False dichotomy. It won't work, you're too idiotic to do it!

Originally posted by Cam
Until then, I will leave. I have business to organize and atypical antipsychotics to take. Gotta get my dopaminergic system under control.


Stop making up words!

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