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S.N.N. and Ersanio's Dwellers of Dischord Adventures
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I was so bored that I decided to write a fanfiction about my and SNN's DoD adventures. I'll update this thread chapter by chapter as time goes by, but keep in mind that the fanfic is only about 60% done, so I'll be doing some writing during this C3 as well. :D

I'm not even sure how I came up with this idea, but hey, I have something to keep myself busy with!

In the same thread there's a post which lists the "instruments" we have obtained. The fanfiction is supposed to cover how we got those instruments, and hopefully it's lulzy enough to entertain people.

This chapter shows how we obtained the Blendtec (TM) blender.

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Chapter 1 - The Blendinning

S.N.N. was sitting under a tree atop a hill, next to his keg full of beer which would last a normal person many, many weeks. The weather was nice; there was a small breeze, the sun was shining brightly, and no clouds were obstructing it. S.N.N. could hear a faint shout in the distance. "Ooooiiiii, S.N.N.! I hope I didn't make you wait for too long you bakaaaaaaaaaa~!"

S.N.N. looked at the direction where the shouting came from. He saw Ersanio running towards him with a blender. Ersanio told S.N.N. that today they meet up today at the spot S.N.N. is currently at, for mysterious reasons. However, Ersanio tripped on something and faceplanted. Then he got up and looked at the ground. "That sure left a mark on the soil. I would expect no less from my massive weight I'm so proud of" he said with a smile on his face, then continued running vigorously while his rolls of fat bounced up and down.

He arrived at S.N.N., who proceeded to ask Ersanio if the ground was okay. "Oh you silly S.N.N., did you forget that the world trembles beneath me -- literally -- when I travel? A small dent in the soil isn't that much of a catastrophe!" said Ersanio with no sense of shame at all.

Ersanio reached out for his blender, however, due to the fact that he tripped earlier, it had cracks in it. Ersanio accidentally fell onto the blender back then. "That's a pretty damn kawaii blender you got there" said S.N.N. with a ^_^-ish face. "Where'd you get it?" Ersanio told S.N.N. that he got it from S.N.N.'s house. "Nooooo~! My poor blender!" said S.N.N. with a O_O-ish face. Ersanio told S.N.N. to calm down and to take a look at him. When S.N.N. looked at Ersanio, he got slapped by a music. "Come back to your senses! We'll be making good use of this blender. Don't worry! Watch this..." said Ersanio with a straight face. Then Ersanio proceeded to turn on the blender, which magically didn't require electricity to begin with.

The blender started to spin slowly. S.N.N. looked at the blender in an intrigued way, when all of a sudden the blender started spinning at supersonic speeds. It produced a sound never heard by mankind before. The spinning of the blender's blade created such a powerful torrent of wind that the nearby tree's leaves were starting to get blown off, like a dandelion's seeds blown off by a human. The blender sucked in the blown-off leaves, then started producing a more pure melody. Then, Ersanio stopped the blender with the push of a button.

"NANIIIIIIIIIIIIII? WHAT JUST HAPPENED, BAKA ERSANIO?" said S.N.N. with a O_O;-ish face. "How did you do that?!" S.N.N. completely lost his composure, it was like as if he just witnessed something very unholy. "ASM happened, S.N.N.. Since I love music, I decided to create my own instruments, and I started by hacking your blender." said Ersanio as he tries to fix his own hair after the torrent of wind blew his hair into a disarray. "I think this is a good start for our new career: composing music".


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Pretty okay story. Really liking this so far. SNN and Ersan use a blender to make music; sounds like a comedy to me. Thing I'm wondering is... how did Ersan get his blender in the first place??? (broke into his house)
I like how he stated that he was going to start by "hacking" the blender... how does one even!?

I do have one quirk about this... and I'm sure to recieve a lot of heat from the community about this though. A problem is using Japanese-esque words like baka and kawaii in english sentences. Read it out loud, you might find the same thing. It's better to use stupid and cute respectively instead of the Japanese terms. As much as I like anime, it makes for bad writing unfortunately. Trust me when I say I've made the same mistakes. Other than that, nice story you have, and I'd like to read more soon.
Originally posted by S.C.O.R.P.I.O.N.
I do have one quirk about this... and I'm sure to recieve a lot of heat from the community about this though. A problem is using Japanese-esque words like baka and kawaii in english sentences. Read it out loud, you might find the same thing. It's better to use stupid and cute respectively instead of the Japanese terms. As much as I like anime, it makes for bad writing unfortunately. Trust me when I say I've made the same mistakes. Other than that, nice story you have, and I'd like to read more soon.

I intentionally left them in there so we both sounded otaku-ish in an absurd way (which kind of reflects the kind of conversations I and SNN have while chatting anyway). I was kind of inspired by this too. I appreciate your feedback though. :D

The next chapters will almost have no usage of such words.

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This needs fanart.

There will be cash prizes if someone draws fanart of this.
If you are serious about this post, I will bust my butt off RIGHT NOW.#w{=3}
I can only respond with:
One of the games out there. Great reviews xd Very terrible dialogue game but it made me hungry though............. how about that bday card >_< woah? 9/10

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If I moderated your hack, there was apparently a 90 percent chance it was rejected.
is it kawaii enough



pay me pls
Xinn: Hahahaha, that's awesome.

Chapter 2 is here! There's actually a background story to this chapter.

I happened to browse through Retsupurae's favourite videos when I found this gem (which is a parody of the LPer "billyMC" and the song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"). I found it really entertaining.

Then one day at work, I actually came up with the idea of me doing something similar with my fanfic while it somehow fit in the fanfic story-wise. The result is the following.

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Chapter 2 - S.N.N. Went Down To Central with some Donut Xylophones

S.N.N. went down to Central, he was planning to make a song,
He had FruityLoops and Addmusic he was well prepared all along,
Then down came a lardass who enjoyed composing blended music a lot
And S.N.N. walked right on up to him and he said, "Boy let me tell you what!

I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a composer too
And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you compose great music, boy, but give S.N.N. his due:
I bet Donut Xylophones against your Blender, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Ersanio and I'm quite mean,
but I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret, 'cos I'm the best that's ever been!"

Ersanio use your blender and blend everything 'cause you see.
Hell broke loose in the Central and there's need for DoD
And if you win you get the Xylophones made of greasy donuts
But if you lose, S.N.N. gets your blender!

S.N.N. launched FL Studio and he said "I'll make some house."
And beer drops flew from his fingertips as he navigated his mouse
And he placed a note in the piano roll and it made a killer sound
Then a band of reregs joined in and the place became a battleground.
When S.N.N. finished, Ersanio said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son!
But sit down on that beerkeg and let me show you how it's done."

Dischord's in the air, watch out Centralites!
Cover your ears with some other websites!
It's an epic showdown of the two legends!
It only takes place during the weekends!

S.N.N. bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid his donut snack on the ground at Ersanio's feet
Ersanio said "S.N.N. just come back if you ever want to try again.
'cause I told you once, you baka go0n hUnk, I'm the best there's ever been!"

Dischord's in the air, watch out Centralites!
Cover your ears with some other websites!
It's an epic showdown of the two legends!
It only takes place during the weekends!


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Originally posted by Ersanio
Ersanio said "S.N.N. just come back if you ever want to try again.
'cause I told you once, you baka go0n hUnk, I'm the best there's ever been!"

Everytime I read this I can't stop laughing for at least a minute or so.

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If I moderated your hack, there was apparently a 90 percent chance it was rejected.
Chapter 3!

The Plot thickens significantly by the end of this chapter.

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Chapter 3 - The Beer Keg and the Earthquake Drumsticks

"Now what am I gonna eat? I'm hungry" S.N.N. sighed, and his sigh hit Ersanio's fatrolls, making them bounce up and down gently. Ever since he got beaten in a DoD showdown by Ersanio a few seconds ago, he realized how much effort he put into making his own music that he forgot his own hunger. "You baka go0n hUnk, look at what you're sitting on S.N.N." said Ersanio while pointing at the rather plain beerkeg S.N.N. was sitting on. "How is this going to solve my hunger?" asked S.N.N. with a ?_?-ish face. "Beats me" said Ersanio as he made a sudden turn and started to walk away to a local supermarket. "You know what? You enjoy that beerkeg while I get ourselves some drumsticks to eat."

S.N.N. tapped some beer into his empty beer mug he coincidentally brought with him for some reason. "I guess I subconsciously knew that there would be beer at my destination." thought S.N.N. while chugging down the beer in one go. He let out a sigh of relief. "I guess this beer isn't that bad after all!" said S.N.N. as he tapped some beer into his beer mug again. S.N.N. was trying to figure out how Ersanio beat him in the legendary showdown. He was looking around and all he saw was buildings with shattered windows and people lying in a coma. He shrugged, then chugged down more beer and refilled his mug once again.

"I'm so glad that people enjoyed our showdown though, they must've fallen fast asleep to our melody. *hic*" grumbles S.N.N. as Ersanio returns from the supermarket with a pair of drumsticks. Dark clouds started to cover the sky rapidly, as if the sky was signaling impending doom. "Look what I found, S.N.N.!" said Ersanio in excitement as he spinned the rather large drumsticks in both of his hands. S.N.N. looked at Ersanio's hands and saw that they weren't the drumsticks he had hoped to relieve himself from his hunger. Those were drumsticks used as musical instruments. "Where's... where's our fooooood?!? *hic*" said S.N.N. and threw a fit of drunken rage with a >:(-ish face. He hurled his beer mug at Ersanio as fast as he could. Ersanio noticed this.

"Uh oh." said Ersanio as he threw one of the drumsticks high into the air while making it rotate, and held the other one with two hands, like a baseball bat. He then hit the beer mug and launched it high into the air without shattering it somehow. This clash made a legendary explosion sound. It's as if a glass mug as big as the moon produced sound just now and the nearby buildings got demolished by the shockwave of the sound only.

The beer mug then approached the spinning drumstick and got hit by it, resulting in the same explosive sound. This time the shockwave pushed away nearby clouds rapidly. A circle of clear sky was expanding in the center of the clouds, which made quite a spectacular view. A strong torrent of wind hit the ground and threw some debris around from the already-demolished buildings. The beer mug was launched towards S.N.N. at such a velocity that it caught fire.

S.N.N. noticed the beer mug but it was so fast that he didn't have time to dodge. However, S.N.N. calculated that the still-ongoing 1st shockwave would throw the beer mug slightly off-course. He was correct; the beer mug hit the top of his beerkeg. The impact caused a tremendous explosion sound, causing yet another shockwave. This brutal turn of events turned the vicinity into a wasteland at this point, while Ersanio and S.N.N. survived, because they have no sense of good music.

S.N.N. saw that his beerkeg was still intact. He smiled, walked up to the beerkeg and patted it. "That's my beerk-" S.N.N. got interrupted as yet another explosive sound came from the beerkeg. There was nothing left to destroy though. The area where everything began had served its purpose. The explosive sound disappeared and both Ersanio and S.N.N. blinked in shock. Then the silence got broken by S.N.N..

"NANIIIIIIIIIIIIII? WHAT JUST HAPPENED, BAKA ERSANIO?" said S.N.N. with a O_O;-ish face. "That's what I'm wondering as well." said Ersanio as he starts to clear his clothes from the dust caused by the collateral damage. "I guess we got ourselves more instruments for our little music band!" said Ersanio happily. Ersanio and S.N.N. then named the drumsticks the "Earthquake Drumsticks", and took them and the special beerkeg to their special fortified bunker-studio which S.N.N. secretly arranged for prior to this fanfiction.


I think the whole NANIIIIIIII thing is becoming a running gag now.

The way we compose music is totally not ridiculous at all.

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Laffin my ass off here!

DoD-Tribute 2013 -> http://bin.smwcentral.net/u/3947/DoDrumsUseHeadphones.wma

Can you please continue DoD? I need a new tune for my morning alarm clock!
That piece of music sounds like something which would fit in totally not terrible at all Mario fan game. Great job!

Also, here's the final chapter? Technically it isn't the final chapter, but I haven't had time to wrap this series up, so I'll just leave it at the following:

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Chapter 4 - The Appearance of Echoing Distortion Guitars

A few days have passed since the last chapter. Ersanio and S.N.N. have been training in their special fortified bunker-studio, which can survive any kind of explosion (and shockwave). They have been training really hard in order to become better at composing music, to please the audience in the Central. The shockwaves made by their instruments would usually bounce throughout the bunker and sometimes hit Ersanio's fatrolls, making them go in various directions wildly, which would usually result in S.N.N. laughing histerically then him passing out due to the drunkness. As for Ersanio's and S.N.N.'s eardums, don't worry, they still don't have a sense of good music. During their break, Ersanio would work on his Echo Machine which runs on SPC-1337 ASM.

However, as time passed, Ersanio and S.N.N. started to gradually become more and more bored, and their performance started to drop. They need something new... something to rock out on. Ersanio started working on his Echo Machine again, while S.N.N. played around with his beerkeg. They both were about to fall asleep out of boredom until...

A deafening bang could be heard outside and their bunker began shaking. Ersanio and S.N.N. both came back to their senses with a horrified expression on their faces. A second later, a loud crash could be heard inside the bunker. Something fell through the seemingly impervious roof. There was dust flying about everywhere inside the bunker, and both Ersanio and S.N.N. knew they needed ventilation. S.N.N. instinctively slammed his beerkeg in order to produce a shockwave, to drive all the dust back outside from the hole in the ceiling. From an outsider's point of view, it looked like a massive eruption of dust was coming from a bunker.

"What the heck is that...?" said Ersanio as he tried to put his fatrolls back in shape and proper form, then he walked towards the colorfully glowing crash site inside their bunker. "Distortion Guitars... two of them?" said S.N.N. as he walked towards Ersanio and picked up one of the guitars. The guitar was beautiful. It was semi-transparent and it would keep changing colors. The strings were also made from gold.

S.N.N. then started playing a fairly normal tune. "This is a fairly normal instrument" said S.N.N., he then noticed there was an output on the guitar for something. Ersanio also picked up a guitar and started to play it. "Urghh, this sounds so terrible. Where's the ear-pleasing shockwave?" said Ersanio as he laid down the guitar in disgust.

S.N.N. then walked towards Ersanio's work-in-progress echo machine which basically is a gigantic speaker with advanced echo-functionality, which makes it possible to duplicate an instrument virtually with a delay. He managed to connect the distortion guitar to the echo machine, much to Ersanio's surprise. "My machine doesn't even have an input slot to begin with! How'd you even connect it?" asked Ersanio in a surprised way. S.N.N. shrugged and said it was a lucky guess. He then messed around with the echo machine and saw a setting: "!amount_of_dupes = $0000". He set it to $0001, and started playing on the distortion guitar again. The tune sounded a bit more dischorded. "Ah, this is more like it" said Ersanio with a smile on his face. "But it isn't enough!"

Ersanio then took over from S.N.N., connected his own guitar to the machine, and changed the variable's value to $FFFF. The machine now had two guitars connected to it with maximum settings. Obviously, this will result in a not catastrophic outcome at all.

Ersanio then told S.N.N. that they both should start playing simultaneously in order to produce the perfect melody. Ersanio then started counting down: "san... ni... ichi... zero!". In that instant, a booming noise came from the echo machine, which punched a hole through the impervious wall it was facing in an instant. The sound then further travelled through the air and tore the space-time fabric to shreds while at it, opening a portal to another dimension for a brief moment. The sound went through the portal and disappeared along with the portal itself. The sound had the force of 131070 distortion guitars, after all.

"NANIIIIIIIIIIIIII? WHAT JUST HAPPENED, BAKA ERSANIO?" said S.N.N. with a O_O;-ish face. "ASM happened" said Ersanio with a rather creepy grin on his face. "The Echo Machine is my masterpiece creation, featuring a custom SPC-700 chip" said Ersanio while patting his echo machine. "We're rather having a large arsenal of instruments lately. Our band is prospering with full of miracles!"


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e: not sure if I'll ever pick up DoD again with SNN, so don't bring your hopes up. :p

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